u/AvocadoWasabi777

I’m seeking a horny woman who is looking to burst out of her clothing, lift her up summer dress & enjoy the pleasures of a skilled mouth, tongue & hands. I can host or travel. Be cool with meeting for iced coffee & a blaze to see how we vibe first.

About you: Ages 27+ and much older women are strongly preferred. You must be STD free, hygienic & groomed (waxed/trimmed/not super-hairy). No preference to body type or race.

About me: Early 50s single white guy; never married/no children. Very health minded, bookish, artistically inclined, slim & trim, no tattoos/no piercings & with the legs of a 26 yr old jazz dancer.

Introduce yourself via Reddit Chat if you’re available today (Thursday 5/21) and/or tomorrow (Friday 5/22). Be cool with trading pictures & mention your favorite song to dance to as well when responding (or I will assume you’re an AI spam bot).

The posting title is self-explanatory, isn’t it?

Tomorrow night, Saturday May 16th, I’m invited to a private group sex party & would like to find a fun date who is into this sort of thing. It’s a body positive group of 30+ people that is consensual, engages in safe sex practices in spacious deluxe hotel suite. People are ages 25-65 & mixed races. Wanna go?

About you: Ages 35+ & older women are strongly preferred. Must be STD free, recently tested, groomed/hygienic, chill & mature about your desires.

About me: Early 50s single white gentleman; never married/no children. A clean cut looking artistic/creative type who is fit, healthy, respectful, no tattoo/no piercing, above-average below-the-waist & STD free.

I have met some wonderful women this way in the past & hoping for good luck again. Introduce yourself & please includ your description/location & be cool with trading pictures. Mention your favorite use for an avocado too, so I know you’re not a spam robot account.