32 [F4M] England, U.K. Anyone else fed up of pointless small talk that goes nowhere?
I am so OVER the same usual boring small talk here. Getting to know people for ten messages and then fizzling out because you’re not really a match. Or people who say they’re interested in long term mushy stuff (I actually am FYI), but really just wanna get their dick wet.
Let’s cut the shit 😅
- If you just want sexy stuff, don’t message me.
- If you don’t have time to message and build something real. Don’t message me.
- If you have a ridiculous time difference with the U.K. … guess what, don’t message me.
- If you can’t hold a conversation, can’t have a laugh, can’t be serious and also take the piss at the same time, don’t message me.
- If you won’t move to telegram, won’t send voice notes, pics, have calls and video calls…. Don’t message me.
- If you’re going to ask for nudes and naughty stuff all the time. Don’t message me.
However.
- If you are able to cope with a heavily sarcastic, dark, dry sense of humour.
- If you are attracted to educated, curvy brunettes with a stubborn streak.
-If you like someone who is a little nerdy. Who you can have a laugh with but also have meaningful conversations.
- If you’re the kind of person who secretly, deep down, knows that they’re too good to be here?
Then message me. Duh