u/BBcomedyman

Seven women. Seven different ways to ruin your afternoon. We finally got them all in one place.

Valentina. Adriana. Daniela. Lucy. Rosie. Larissa. Emily.

One page. Full breakdown of exactly what each one does and why you should be very, very grateful your address isn't on file.

https://www.protecturnuts.com/post/pun-s-ballbusting-models-meet-the-women-who-kick

Which one would you least want to meet in a dark room with no cup?

u/BBcomedyman — 14 hours ago

Seven women. Seven different ways to ruin your nuts. We finally got them all in one place.

Valentina. Adriana. Daniela. Lucy. Rosie. Larissa. Emily.

One page. Full breakdown of exactly what each one does and why you should be very, very grateful your address isn't on file.

https://www.protecturnuts.com/post/pun-s-ballbusting-models-meet-the-women-who-kick

Which one would you least want to meet in a dark room with no cup?

u/BBcomedyman — 14 hours ago

Seven women. Seven different ways to ruin your nuts. We finally got them all in one place.

Valentina. Adriana. Daniela. Lucy. Rosie. Larissa. Emily.

One page. Full breakdown of exactly what each one does and why you should be very, very grateful your address isn't on file.

https://www.protecturnuts.com/post/pun-s-ballbusting-models-meet-the-women-who-kick

Which one would you least want to meet in a dark room with no cup?

u/BBcomedyman — 14 hours ago
▲ 2 r/ballbusting_videos+1 crossposts

Be honest — how big is your collection at this point?

I know I'm not the only one who's been building one for years. Clips from channels that don't even exist anymore. Stuff you can't find now no matter how hard you search.

Anyway protecturnuts has 40% off all their bundles right now — code VAULT40. Their stuff is legit if you haven't seen it. Figured I'd drop it here before it's gone.

protecturnuts.com/bundles

How long have you been collecting?

u/BBcomedyman — 3 days ago

Someone actually made a professional ballbusting music video. Original song. Real production. This is not what I expected today.

She sings about kicking men in the balls. She does it on camera. The production quality is higher than it has any right to be.

https://www.protecturnuts.com/post/the-age-of-ballbusting-in-music

Have you ever seen ballbusting content that made you think "this belongs on a streaming platform"?

u/BBcomedyman — 4 days ago

He told me he had Pussy Envy. Now I won't stop mocking him for it. (Discussion)

He confessed last month that he thinks her anatomy is better than his. Smoother. Sealed. Untouchable.

Sweet at first BUT

This month she's been practicing her impression of him in the mirror. "Ohhhh nooo. My… balls."

https://www.protecturnuts.com/post/what-she-s-actually-thinking-when-you-tell-her-you-have-pussy-envy-part-2-now-she-s-mocking-you

Has your woman started mocking it yet? What's stopping you from showing her?

u/BBcomedyman — 5 days ago
▲ 39 r/BallbustingPussyEnvy+1 crossposts

The Pentagon declassified 162 UFO files. None of them explain why she can kick you in the balls and you can't do the same to her.

Her ovaries are internal. Behind bone. Untouchable.

Your testicles are outside. In a sack. At knee height.

An alien reviewed both designs. It had questions.

https://www.protecturnuts.com/post/the-alien-s-guide-to-human-design-why-women-are-the-better-machine-and-your-balls-prove-it

Which design are you? Be honest.

u/BBcomedyman — 4 days ago

The Pentagon declassified 162 UFO files. None of them explain why one kick to the balls can drop a man — or why he keeps coming back for more.

Hey guys, here's a fun read. We asked an alien to evaluate both human body types.

It couldn't understand why the most sensitive organ in the male body was on the outside. Exposed. Unprotected. At knee height.

Then it watched him get kicked. Then it watched him get up. Then it watched him ask for another one.

The alien had follow-up questions.

https://www.protecturnuts.com/post/the-alien-s-guide-to-human-design-why-women-are-the-better-machine-and-your-balls-prove-it

Image: https://protecturnuts.com/britney

u/BBcomedyman — 5 days ago
▲ 29 r/BallbustingPussyEnvy+1 crossposts

He told me he had Pussy Envy. Now I won't stop mocking him for it. (Discussion)

He confessed last month that he thinks her anatomy is better than his. Smoother. Sealed. Untouchable.

Sweet at first BUT

This month she's been practicing her impression of him in the mirror. "Ohhhh nooo. My… balls."

https://www.protecturnuts.com/post/what-she-s-actually-thinking-when-you-tell-her-you-have-pussy-envy-part-2-now-she-s-mocking-you

Has your woman started mocking it yet? What's stopping you from showing her?

u/BBcomedyman — 6 days ago

He told me he had Pussy Envy. Now I won't stop mocking him for it. (Discussion)

He confessed last month that he thinks her anatomy is better than his. Smoother. Sealed. Untouchable.

Sweet at first BUT

This month she's been practicing her impression of him in the mirror. "Ohhhh nooo. My… balls."

https://www.protecturnuts.com/post/what-she-s-actually-thinking-when-you-tell-her-you-have-pussy-envy-part-2-now-she-s-mocking-you

Has your woman started mocking it yet? What's stopping you from showing her?

u/BBcomedyman — 10 days ago

He told me he had Pussy Envy. Now I won't stop mocking him for it. (Discussion)

He confessed last month that he thinks her anatomy is better than his. Smoother. Sealed. Untouchable.

Sweet at first BUT

This month she's been practicing her impression of him in the mirror. "Ohhhh nooo. My… balls."

https://www.protecturnuts.com/post/what-she-s-actually-thinking-when-you-tell-her-you-have-pussy-envy-part-2-now-she-s-mocking-you

Has your woman started mocking it yet? What's stopping you from showing her?

u/BBcomedyman — 10 days ago