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Men has an extra weakness that can be exploited

https://www.tiktok.com/@jordanthegreywitch/video/7463548601180884267

This video has so much BBPE.

She describes the balls are super soft. Her tone is almost mocking or condescending when talking about how weak balls are. I love it.

The best part? She makes it clear that no man can protect two pairs of his weaknesses at the same time: his eye-balls and his man-balls. You go for one weakness, he can block you, then you go for the other weakness. Guaranteed he's gonna be down on the ground.

Against a women? She just need to protect her eye-balls and she will be fine. No extra pair of weaknesses down there.

u/bb_terry — 1 day ago
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My pretty little pussy is so much stronger than your weak balls 👸🏻 remember it the next time you think you can outlast me🙂‍↔️

u/shroomprincess0 — 3 days ago
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Straight slap to the pussy = no pain at all

https://www.reddit.com/r/ItHurtsGirlsToo/comments/1os8h2u/slap_to_pussylook_at_that_belly_jiggle_lol/

That was not a light slap. I can comfortably say that if it was a man on the receiving end of that slap, he would have at least bent forward and grabbed his sore nuts. For women? Laugh it off as a joke and laughs at the pathetic attempt.

Something that can easily floor a grown man is so trivial for women.

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u/bb_terry — 5 days ago
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It's crazy how men are told to be tough when it comes to physical pain. Get punched in the face? Man up, shake it off. But get punched in the balls? Hey come on now, give him some space.

It reminds me of the Pussy Envy story from PeterRay, where he gets hit in the balls by his sister and as he's whining and groaning on the floor, his mother says "what's wrong?" and he says "sister kicked my balls" to which the mom replies, "well you want to be a man, right? So overcome the pain." And he describes in detail how she would never and has never known just how debilitating a hit in the balls can be.

It seems like it's literally instinct that a man can't stand up from that, no matter how hard he tries. Almost evolutionary. It's the one thing men, aren't supposed to be manly over.

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u/mmofrki — 7 days ago
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Fighting sports rules

I'm sure everyone knows that in any fighting sport there's an important​ rule: hitting the balls is not allowed. Even in MMA where this guys get hit in their faces​ really hard all the time there's a specific prohibition of any groin attack. Imagine how embarrassing it would be watching this big muscled guy grabbing his nuts in pain after just one hit. Imagine how embarrassing it would be for all male gender if they change the rules allowing it and making it mixed, a big guy totally defeated after just one hit of a smaller women, and can't hit her back because she doesn't have this humiliating weakness

That's pure pussy envy

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u/FunMap123 — 7 days ago
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[2 Captions] Quirky Girl Thinks It's Cute You're Curious

(Try to imagine Michelle from American Pie, the "One time at band camp" girl, when reading this, or a quirky, hyperactive girl you'd meet in college.)

"It's kind of funny how guys are always reminding people of their balls: 'Don't hit me in the balls!' 'Watch out for my balls'. When us girls don't even think about our pussies when we do anything, even when we get into a fight or play sports! I've heard that mean wear cups and still dread getting hit there. Gosh it must be so painful for them to worry so much about it!"

"Your punch was not the hardest I've been hit there, just so you know. This one time when I was working at my uncle's farm, I accidentally stepped on a rake and it went *boosh* right between my legs. I think I was more startled than hurt, like 'Oops that happened' and kept working. But you would have been on your knees or something, huh?"

"Really! It wasn't bad, honey. All my stuffs is inside and all your stuffs is outside, so yours is more susceptible to pain and getting squished and stuff. For me it's more like 'pow!' and I might walk back a little and it might feel like when your hand gets slapped but it's not like how guys fall down and moan and whine. You don't believe me? Okay, fine, I'll let you kick me this time."

u/mmofrki — 7 days ago
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Beautiful European Girl Puts You In Your Place

I used to chat with this Romanian girl whose accent was amazing. She told me about a time a friend of her wanted her to bust his balls, and she kicked him hard, and mocked him going "Oh yes, yes, 'ooh my balls'" but would say balls like "bolls" and that stuck with me. Also, I think that women with big, meaty looking cameltoes are the best. They look fragile and vulnerable, but then you remember they're just skin and fat, and everything fragile is deep within them, and the cameltoe acts like a natural cup.

u/mmofrki — 8 days ago
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The World Cup is just 22 men running around protecting the one thing women don't have to worry about. Here's why an all-female team trained to aim low would destroy them.

50mph balls. No cups. And every free kick, the manliest men alive clamp both hands over their groins and flinch like children. One even lies down on the grass behind the wall — that's a real tactic now.

Now imagine 11 women who never flinch, never cradle, never lie down, trained to put the ball exactly between a man's legs. How long do those men last?

https://www.protecturnuts.com/post/why-men-should-be-banned-from-the-world-cup

What's the funniest groin hit you've ever seen in a match?

u/BBcomedyman — 9 days ago