I saw a post that advised to state what you have to offer in this space. Let’s be real. I’m married. You probably are too. So everything we have to offer is mostly intangible. Good conversation. Great moments. Stolen kisses in the seat of a car. It’s about how we make each other feel more often than anything we can actually do for or with the other. Kind of sad really. But it’s the truth. I could try and be a liar and proclaim I’ll rock your body into oblivion with my massive member. But frankly my dear, it’s not as easy as it sounds for either of us. Rant? Over.
I’m here for the amazing conversation. The questions. The statements of fact that can be debated. The last book you read or listened to. (There’s this guy, with a cat…..fucking got my nerd going) What you do for fun. Not just mommy duty or the other. Like actually what makes you actually motivate yourself to do what it is you do! I want to be here for the messy thoughts. The intrusive moments in your mind. Bring everything. Also, for the deep longing, lingering kissing. You know. The smut kind. The I’m kind of embarrassed making out like that….. but not THAT embarrassed.
I’m 50. Beard. Grey and most of my hair. Blue collar. 5’8 and with a bit of a belly. I’m all of 180lbs so I’m not a big guy in any sense. But, I’ve always been attracted to women that…. Are a bit thicker than myself. 🤷♂️ Even with that? It’s really about the grey matter between your ears. What makes you, you?
I have a couple hobbies that keep me busy. I’ll tell you all about them if you’re willing to listen to me nerd out. Trying to get my ass, well not my ass but this middle in shape. I need cardio. This middle age shit kinda sucks.
So. You. You know, if you’ve made it this far without completely rolling your eyes sideways in disgust….. you should message me. That’s the requirement. Not age. Not hair color. Not your dress size. I want what you think. The whole thought. Don’t edit yourself. Don’t let the negative ego influence you. Bring it all.
Maybe we’ll chat for a day. Maybe we’ll actually meet.
Most likely we’ll get to the picture and that will end it all anyway so…. What do you have to lose? You’re already here! 😂
I’m just as jaded as you. It’s a nightmare out here. But….. we’re still here. Taking chances because we’re optimistic that maybe. This time. There won’t be a forest of red flags. Probably still a couple three. But hopefully not dozens!!!!
Sooo, this guy. With the cat. And wearing boxers with hearts. Is in a dungeon………