Well, What Were You Expecting? (A sequel to “Wake Up, Babe”) [CD] [breeding] [pegging] [chastity] [plot twists] [slow burn]
Riley and June woke up simultaneously as the sun spilled through the window and onto their bed. It was the first morning in weeks that they had their apartment to themselves, and they soaked in the intimacy of the quiet stillness.
June’s friend Becky had been a perfectly pleasant and gracious houseguest for the two weeks she stayed with them. She was good company, fun to be around, and helpful around the kitchen. She held herself to the “campsite” ethos of leaving every place she stayed better than she found it. And yet, when she left them the night before to catch a flight back to Paris, all three of them—hosts and guest alike—felt the time was right.
Riley and June had passed their “newlywed” stage well before Becky’s arrival, and they had lived together for years before their wedding in any event. They could stand a couple dry weeks for the sake of a good friend. All the same, when their eyes met that morning, they felt the same immediate need to make up for lost time.
Their bodies snapped together like puzzle pieces. Their arms and legs instantly intertwined and explored each other’s surfaces, and their lips quickly followed. Their mouths watered for each other. Their tongues lapped and swirled inside each other. Their torsos compressed like two bodies aiming to become one.
Riley pulled back first to take in the full beauty of his wife’s face. Her hazel eyes and brunette bob. She stared back into his green eyes and admired his brown, shoulder-length locks. A silent agreement passed between them, to take it slow and soak in every moment. He caressed her body from hips to shoulder and back again over her gray flannel pajamas. She rubbed his chest over his turquoise silk gown.
They’d decided before Becky arrived to let their little experiment continue through her visit. In fact, it was hardly a decision they had to make. Riley knew that June was at least as eager to showcase the results of her work to her closest friend in their PhD program as she was to complete her dissertation based on the same experiment. For his part, Riley didn’t mind at all being her prize possession, her trophy husband, hers to show off with pride.
And so, Becky was aware even before arriving that Riley had undergone hypnotic therapy designed and administered by June. She knew that, as a result, Riley had adopted an almost entirely feminine-presenting wardrobe in place of his (quote-unquote) men’s clothing.
He was male-presenting whenever he left the apartment and a cis straight man in all other respects. But through June’s hypnotic suggestions, he had lost all apprehensions as a cis straight man over wearing (quote-unquote) women’s clothing. (“They’re not women’s clothes,” he said to Becky. “They’re my clothes.”) The experiment supported her dissertation on the arbitrary nature of gendered clothing and the potential for behavior modification through hypnosis. It also had other side effects that did not make it into her dissertation.
Riley had no hesitation about bringing Becky into the circle. She’d been a close friend of June’s for long enough to feel almost like family. However, June and Riley did agree that Becky (like family) didn’t need to know everything. They could leave out the side effects.
They agreed, for example, that she didn’t need to know that Riley had decided to wear a chastity cage through most of the experiment. And (they agreed) she didn’t need to know how June’s hypnotic suggestions also lowered certain inhibitions on Riley’s part.
It was enough that she could see just how comfortable Riley was, how effectively June’s hypnotic treatments had subtly but distinctly rewired him. “You know, I was expecting something between Tootsie and To Wong Foo, real performative like,” Becky said to June the first night of her stay, “but he seems just the same. Just Riley in a skirt and blouse, dressing like that because that’s how he dresses.” June hit the table when she said that and yelled, “That’s the idea! Thank you!”
Now, Becky was gone, June had completed her dissertation, and there they were. Husband and wife.
“Just the two of us again,” Riley said, trippingly.
“Yep,” replied June with an extra pop on the “p.” “Well, for now at least…”
“Yeah, for now.”
Around the time that Riley and June agreed to be exclusive, they had worked out a roadmap for their lives. The steps were laid out with deliberate intentions. Living together allowed them to share expenses and save for their wedding. That was Stage One. The wedding was timed to follow the defense of June’s dissertation while Riley found his stride at the advertising firm. Stage Two. Now, with the wedding behind them and certain professional steps taken, Stage Three was in sight.
“Think we’re ready?” Riley’s tone was whimsical, but the question was serious. “It is pretty nice to have a quiet apartment all to ourselves.”
“Yeah,” June said, meeting Riley where he was, “and a baby isn’t a houseguest. They tend to stick around for more than a couple of weeks.”
“There’s that, on the one hand. And on the other hand…” He finished his thought by putting his hands together near his chest, cradling an imaginary being. June mirrored his motions, and they said in unison: “Baby!”
They shared a moment of anticipation and trepidation until one of them said it, just as they’d been saying it whenever this particular topic came up.
“Just not yet,” said Riley this time.
“Yeah.” June let her inner conflict quiet itself as she returned her hands to the silk fabric covering her husband’s torso. A question had been hovering in the back of her mind, and since she couldn’t hold it back anymore, she decided the time must be right to let it out. “Riley, I was wondering…”
“Yeah?” The gleam in his eye and the little smile on his mouth when he spoke made her melt.
“…now that we’ve—or at least I’ve—gotten what I needed out of this whole, you know…” Riley nodded, following what she was saying. “Do you want me to … un-trigger you?”
“You mean, reverse the treatment? Reset me back to, I don’t want to say ‘normal,” but—"
“Yeah.”
June didn’t like the word “normal” in this context either, or maybe in any context. It bumped up against her training as a psychologist (and her worldview in general).
Riley raised his eyebrows and turned over onto his back to stare at the ceiling and think. He looked down at the turquoise gown he’d taken to wearing most nights, and then he looked at his wife’s grayscale-toned flannel pajamas. Something he’d noticed over the past few months is that, as his wardrobe and preferences veered deeper into the feminine, June’s style seemed to veer into the masculine. He wondered how conscious that shift was on her part, or if he was imagining it.
“I don’t know if I want to undo anything,” he said, scratching his head in thought.
“Don’t think of it as ‘undoing.’ It’s not like I’d take anything away from you. I was just wondering if any part of your parenthood anxiety had to do with … you know.”
“Oh,” Riley propped himself up by his elbows to weigh the point. It wasn’t the first time he considered it, but it hit differently when she said it out loud. “I guess I have a few thoughts.” June propped herself up with deep interest. “On the one hand, it’s Portland. Our kid—our kids—will see every kind of gender presentation out there. I don’t think they’d see ‘daddy in a dress’ as the least bit weird. On the other hand, setting Becky aside, this has been a pretty private thing between you and me, and that doesn’t have to change even with kids. We can still have private time. And, well … it’s not like I can’t just, you know, dress however I want to dress. Sometimes this way, sometimes that.”
“Yeah, that’s true,” June said, nodding to every point he made.
“What do you think? Would it bother you if I dressed like this around the kids?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” June snapped in a theatrical rebuttal, “I only defended a thesis you could sum up with the line ‘clothes have no inherent gender, it’s all perception and programming.’”
Riley chuckled and smiled. He loved her energy and her attitude, even if he knew that life wasn’t always so simple beyond the borders of a university campus. Even in Portland. And he knew that she knew it, too. After all, he’d never left the house in anything but male-presenting clothes, and she never expected him to.
“I mean, it’s not like I have any other mental blocks, nothing I don’t know about, right? If I want to go back to my old wardrobe, I can just do it!” Riley jumped out of bed with the momentum of purpose, shaking his body to smooth and loosen his gown down to his ankles. “Your whole process ended a while ago. I’m aware of the triggers and their effects. So, I can make conscious choices for myself, right?”
“Sure,” June agreed, not entirely sure where her husband’s train of thought was leading.
Riley entered the closet and pulled out a dusty wardrobe box from the top shelf. He set the box down, opened the lid, and proceeded to remove his turquoise gown and red boyshort underwear.
“If you’re going to strip for me, at least do it to music!” June grabbed her phone from the bedside table to find a suitable song. “Oh, a text from Becky! It says, ‘Check the playlists in your music app.’” June unlocked her phone and opened the app as Becky’s text instructed.
“Huh.”
“What’s there?” her naked husband asked.
“There’s … hold on … there’s a new playlist on my phone just titled ‘Play Me.’ Okay then.” She hit play, and the first track was an audio recording from Becky.
“Hey guys!” the recording said, “Just wanted to say it was an incredible two weeks, and I can’t thank you enough for putting me up and for putting up with me. Anyways, now you two need to catch up, and I hope this sets the mood right.”
As Becky’s recording played, Riley had pulled out and put on a pair of black and white-striped boxers and a gray men’s undershirt. He looked down and stood in an arms-out pose for June to see.
“Huh,” he said, sounding and feeling nondescript. “Is this normal?”
“I guess, yeah,” June agreed, both in tone and in sentiment.
The playlist continued, and the bedroom filled with the sound of Prince singing, “Here we are folks, the dream we all dream of… boys versus girls in the World Series of Love.”
The timeless groove of “U Got the Look” shifted the vibe of the room in an instant. They both felt a jolt through their body, and they could tell from the look in each other’s eyes that the feeling was mutual.
“Purple.”
The word fell spontaneously out of June’s mouth. She wasn’t even sure why she said it, other than the obvious association with the Artist Formerly Known As. But the word unleashed something in her mind’s eye, and that something formed a clear picture. “Could you wear the purple set instead today. Just today, and we can decide another time if … you know.”
“Yeah,” Riley agreed, happy to throw off his old clothes, toss them back in the box, and shift over to his dresser. Pulling from the top and the fourth drawers, he retrieved a custom-fitted purple mesh balconette bra and a matching pair of purple mesh panties.
“The whole set,” June burst out, almost involuntarily. “Everything. The purple set.”
“The whole whole set? Everything that we—”
“YES!” June insisted, slapping the sheets with both hands to make herself clear. “EVERYTHING!”
“Okay, everything that goes with it,” Riley replied with a compliant chuckle. The whole whole set involved pulling open another drawer and returning to their closet for another box, a special box tucked away out of sight on the floor. Riley stood behind the open closet door, just outside of June’s view for the final steps. But she could hear the clips and snaps of the ensemble coming together. When he was done, he turned around to give his wife what she demanded.
He stood upright, back straight and hands on his hips, in the middle of their shag carpet. The bra and panty set fit his curves perfectly. The matching garter held up the black thigh-high stockings that encased his smooth and well-toned legs. And completing the look, something else peaked out from the waistband of the panties and garter belt.
“Fuck, you look amazing,” June said as Sheena Easten agreed over the mobile phone speaker: “Sure enough to be cookin' in my book.”
“Well, what were you expecting?” Riley asked, cocksure and well aware that he had the look.
And right then, in that moment, something snapped inside of June. Her eyes fixed on Riley with a raw intensity that he wasn’t sure he’d ever seen before, not in his recently betrothed wife and not in any previous lover of his.
The look in her eyes made him quiver. He almost flinched in a fight-or-flight reflex, but before he had the chance, she threw back the covers of their bed and leaped up to grab his face in both of her hands.
Her lips pressed into his with animalistic fury, nearly bumping teeth and pushing him backward. He pushed back with equal force, if only to avoid tumbling to the ground. Her hands reached around to his back and clawed downward from the top of his shoulder, over the band of his bra, to his hips. Her mouth moved around his face, kissing one cheek and then the other before moving to his ear. She sucked and nibbled his right earlobe, holding herself back from biting off a piece of his flesh.
“Take me.” Her words were pure passion but also a plea of sorts. She felt a desperate need in her gut that she couldn’t articulate. She could feel something inside of her, an emptiness that was also somehow a pressure. A bubble that could only be popped from the inside, by a forceful insertion through the nearest point of entry.
“Now, take me now.”
She sunk her nails into his shoulder blades and pulled him toward her as she moved backward and fell onto their bed. He fell forward with her, breaking his fall with his hands on the mattress. He pulled down his panties to bring his equipment out in full. She frantically pulled at her own flannel pants and her full-cut briefs. He slithered down her body to assist her with the process, removing her bottom clothes and exposing her midsection.
He was inches from her, and her aroma engulfed him like never before. The scent was different, stronger somehow. He tried to spread her thighs to taste her, but she grabbed him by the ears before his tongue could make contact.
“No, no. Inside me. Right now!” She was already panting, already spitting words out between breaths.
He obliged her, climbing back on top of her and sliding into her without effort. She had gushed to a degree he didn’t know was possible. She was a pool. At the same time, her muscles clenched around him as he entered, making each thrust a satisfying exercise in tension and release. Over and over again.
“Harder, faster!” she yelled. He grabbed her legs and slung one and the other over his two shoulders, bracing his feet to the ground and charging into her with the full force of his quadriceps. “Keep going, don’t stop!” He had no intention of stopping. He could do this all day, for as long as she could take it.
Soon, she used her arms to inch her body away from him and off of him, so that she could flip herself over into a downward-facing position, exposing herself to him with her legs spread wide.
“More, now!” she commanded, and he complied. As soon as his hands touched her hips to grab hold and position himself for reentry, she slammed her backside into him with all her strength. He held his position while she pounded her ass into his pelvis, alternating speeds at times but mostly going as fast as her muscles could stand. Sweat was beading down both of their bodies. Their exertion was also their aphrodisiac, a perfect circle of desire and exhaustion. He wondered briefly if they could do this forever.
At that same moment, June reached out in a desperate grab for the drawer of the nearest bedside table.
“Here,” Riley offered, stretching out his hand to see if he had a better chance of reaching the handle.
“No, no, stay there!”, June commanded. Her fingertips just barely reached the handle, and she yanked open the drawer. Reaching inside, she pulled out a silver bullet, deftly switched it on with one hand, and set the vibration to high. With one hand propping her up to continue her thrusts, her other hand reached between her legs, swirling and pressing the bullet to her clitoris.
The scream she let out was the sound of weeks of sexual desire pent up inside of her. Her orgasm continued until she ran out of breath, and then it continued some more until she collapsed forward, off the fixed piston that was her husband and into a puddle atop their sweat-soaked sheets.
“Fuck,” she muttered between panting breaths, “Fuck, fuck, fuck.”
“Wow.” Riley sat down next to her to stroke her arched back. “Where did that come from?”
The room was suddenly quiet again, except for the sounds of their lungs. The silence was brief. The playlist moved on to “When Doves Cry.” It seemed Becky had programmed a “greatest hits” for them.
“I don’t know,” June gasped, still catching her breath, “I had the sudden overwhelming sensation that I was … um … ovulating.” She said the last word softly, blushing as it stuttered out of her mouth.
“Oh,” Riley replied, taken aback and pondering for a moment. “You can feel that?”
“I don’t know.” June continued gasping. “Some women say they do? I’m not sure if that was it. I only know I needed you to fill me up, like right then and there.”
“Oh, well,” Riley said with a smirk, “I wasn’t going to do that. Fill you up that way, I mean. Not with this.” He held open his hands on either side of his hip, revealing the harness wrapped around his hips and the purple phallus positioned right above the black chastity cage that he wore over his penis.
“You had a strap-on?!?”
Riley’s face scrunched in sheer confusion, and he looked around the room as if he wasn’t sure who she was asking.
“You didn’t know?!?”
“NO!” June was mystified. “YOU WERE STILL CAGED?!?”
“You knew that! It was on all night!”
“I forgot!” June cried in shock, covering her face with her hands. “I… wasn’t thinking!”
“Obviously!” Riley said with a laugh. “I mean, with your clit maybe!”
June flopped her head backward and let out a shameful groan.
“You said to put on the whole set. Everything that went with it. We bought all of this together, remember?!?”
June sat back up, sneered at Riley, and threw a pillow at him. It was her tell that she knew he was right, that they were moving on, and that he must never rub it in her face.
“Well, at least we put it to good use!” she said, putting a cap on the morning’s strange sequence of events. He laughed in agreement and bounced onto the mattress next to her.
“So do you want me to…?”
She didn’t need to complete the question. He shook his head, showing his appreciation for the offer on his face. But he was fully content in that moment to enjoy her enjoyment and absorb some of her afterglow. After a moment, he rolled off to remove the harness and set it on top of the box by the closet.
“I assume I won’t be needing that again,” he said in a self-satisfied tone. “But I think I’ll keep the rest of the set on. For today at least. I can work from home, and a set this nice deserves more than a wham-bam-thank-you-sir.”
June laughed and nodded. “Just be sure to give it the proper outerwear if you’re working from home.”
“Oh, so now it’s a formal dress work-from-home day? Okay, but that means you, too. I’m not going to be my office attire sitting on the couch next to you in last night’s PJs.”
“The green wrap dress is there,” said June, pointing helpfully towards the right side of the closet.
“You have a preference, I take it?”
“It sets off your eyes nicely.”
“Noted. Any other suggestions?”
“The dress works well with the patent leather pumps.” She sat up in bed, legs crossed, with her chin on her hands, folded in front of her. “The black BOSS heels. They really show off your calves.”
“Duly noted, and I will take that into consideration,” Riley sighed in resignation, reaching towards the right end of the closet, adding, “And you know this calls for accessories.” June nodded with a goofy grin as he pulled open a jewelry box on a closet shelf to grab a necklace and a matching set of bracelets.
Completing the outfit with the aforementioned pumps, he presented himself for his stylist’s approval. She responded with a polite clapping of her hands, to which he gave a dignified bow. The exchange of appreciation was performed to the sounds of “Starfish and Coffee” off the Sign O’ The Times album.
“I’ll get breakfast started.”
“I’ll get dressed!”
As Riley stepped primly heel-to-toe towards the hallway, June leaned forward to follow his path with her eyes.
“You know, I hate to see you go, but I looooooove—”
“Alright, alright!” he yelled at this catcaller on his way to the kitchen. “Just get dressed!”
Breakfast consisted of toasted sourdough bread, scrambled eggs, and freshly squeezed orange juice. The meal was prepared to the sound of “Take Me With U”, sung this time as a duet between the High Priest of Pop and the woman of the house.
The table was set, and Riley returned to the bedroom to interrupt the performance. There he found a certain sky-blue slim-fit suit of his hanging loosely off the frame of a certain hypnotherapist he knew. Her shoulders were hunched, her knees locked together, her feet spread in a rock-and-roll pose, and her head bent down over a hairbrush standing in for a microphone.
“Honey, take me with you! Woo-hoo-hoo!”
Riley applauded, and June yelped as she spun around.
“Jesus, you scared me!”
She had indeed assembled her own office attire for the day, consisting of his two-piece suit and a white button-up shirt loose at the collar. The belt didn’t quite hold the pants in place, and the arms of the suit dangled an inch past her wrists, giving her the overall appearance of a kid rummaging through her dad’s closet.
“Come on, Princess,” he said to her, “breakfast is waiting.”
Before she could take another step, the opening chords of “Purple Rain” burst out of her phone. The dulcet tones locked their bodies in place and their eyes on each other. They couldn’t leave the room if they wanted to, but there was only one direction either of them wanted to go.
By the time Prince sang, “I never meant to cause you any sorrow,” June’s arms were around Riley’s waist, and his arms were over her shoulders. They rocked and swayed around the room, just as they had in the last dance of their wedding night to this very song. Their bodies moved closer and closer with each step and sway to the beat. By the time Prince saw his object of devotion laughing, June’s head was on Riley’s chest.
“This is great,” June cooed. “Remind me to thank Becky for this.”
“Yeah,” Riley agreed. “Seems like this, ah, has you pretty excited.”
“Uh huh…”
Riley felt a stiffness pressing against his pelvis, something hiding in the pants June had borrowed. Apparently, that wasn’t all she had borrowed from him. June lifted her mouth towards Riley’s ear and whispered, “When you’re looking that hot, what were you expecting?”
Her words set off a firecracker in his brain. Every nerve ending in Riley’s body activated simultaneously, every muscle froze in place, and his eyes dilated. He put his hands on June’s shoulders and nudged her backward a step away from him.
“You okay, babe?”
For a moment, she worried that he was having a stroke. Then he suddenly fell to his knees in a single, graceful motion and lunged for the buckle of June’s belt.
“Ooookay.”
She was growing less concerned that it was a stroke and more intrigued to see where this was going. Meanwhile, Riley fumbled with the belt strap and the fly of his own pants with the manic energy of a teenage boy unclasping a bra on prom night. The bracelets on his wrists made a twinkling sound like a wind chime as they rattled.
“Do you need a hand with—okay, there you go!”
He succeeded at last and yanked down both the pants and the black and white striped boxers she had pulled from the closet to reveal a familiar purple object that had become a third member of their marriage that morning.
“Yeah, there it is,” she purred, reflecting the energy she felt vibrating off her husband.
Riley grabbed her attachment at the base and wrapped his lips around the head, bringing his mouth down on it until it hit his palate. To his delight, it tasted of June from their previous intercourse. He sucked as hard as he could to draw out her flavor while shifting his hand and his head to get the shaft as far into his mouth as possible.
“Okay, get it, boy,” June encouraged him, resting one hand on his shoulder and the other on the back of his head. “Take it all, that’s right.”
His rhythmic motion and muffled groans made her body tingle and her blood shift around inside of her. She almost wondered if she felt a phantom limb between her legs, or if he had simply awakened her imagination into exciting new places.
Either way, she swore she could feel his lips, the suction of his mouth, the wetness of his tongue as he worshipped her cock.
He went as far as he could with his hand on the shaft, so he moved his hands to grab her hips and pull her toward him and down his throat. When the head of her phallus hit the back of his throat, he gagged and recoiled.
“Oh, are you—” June got as far as saying before he dove back in and overcame his reflex. “Holy shit!”
When his lips reached the harness, she felt both impressed and genuine pride in his accomplishment.
He pulled back again to catch his breath. Drool spilled out of his mouth at both ends, but he didn’t waste a second wiping it off. He lept to his feet instead, stepped past his wife to the bed, and bent over with his hands on the mattress.
“I need you to take me. Right now. Get the lube.” His voice was urgent, almost panicked.
“Oh! Okay!” June rushed to meet the moment, shuffling as fast as she could to the bedside drawer with her pants around her ankles. Meanwhile, Riley reached one hand down and under his wrap dress, searching for a place to hook his fingers to de-brief himself.
“Let me help you with that, dear,” she said softly as she lifted his dress up to reveal his mesh-covered ass. She pulled down his panties, and, retrieving the bottle from under her arm, she gave a generous pour to both her purple member and the fingers of her left hand. He gingerly stepped out of the panties so that he could spread his legs while she explored his opening with her lubricated fingers.
One finger, slowly. And then two. And then—
“You’re good, I’m ready, just go!”
She obliged him, holding him still by the hip with one hand and positioning herself to enter him with the other. She started slow, letting his muscles relax and listening as his breaths grew slower and deeper. With each exhale, she pushed herself further into him. She recognized his rhythms. She could read every signal. She knew him, truly inside and out, and she knew just what he could take.
“Now, now, I’m ready,” he insisted. Sooner and faster than she expected. His legs twitched and his torso vibrated. She didn’t know if he really was as ready as he said, but she worried that teasing him any further would send him into seizures.
She knew what it felt like to need that release more than life itself. She was ready to give him what he needed, whatever the fallout.
She hooked her hands into his garter belt like a bridle and began thrusting, pounding into him. He moaned every time her pelvis hit his cheeks. The sound from his mouth was a perfect blend of pleasure and pain, punctuated with gasps of “Yes”, “Yes”, “There”, “Yes!”
At a certain point, right when June worried she might pass out from the aerobics, Riley dramatically arched his back, lifted his backside into the air, and pushed himself even harder onto her. He let out a groan as she hit a particular spot that he’d been seeking deep inside of him. Then, every muscle in his body simultaneously released and relaxed.
June instinctively grabbed onto his hips to hold him in place lest she exit him too quickly. Moving one hand to the tail of his spine to steady him, she pulled back slowly, slowly, and steadily, until she could feel his sphincter close over the tip of her.
Riley crashed forward onto the bed, his seamed-stocking legs bent at the knee and his patent leather pumps sticking straight up into the air, and his arms bent into a little teapot, short and stout. His head turned to one side, revealing a look of utter devastation and complete satisfaction.
Prince cooed and climaxed, and then the playlist came to an end.
The room was quiet again.
“Let me guess,” June said, pulling her pants back up and positioning herself on the bed for the aftercare, “you—”
“I needed you inside of me like my goddamn life depended on it. And no matter how much you filled me up, it wasn’t enough.”
“Uh huh.”
“I … I think I wanted you to knock me up.”
“Huh. Interesting.” A theory was forming in her head. “So, can I assume you…?” June asked, half-joking but also eager for validation.
“We’ll need to dry clean a few things,” he answered her, panting with every word. “The sheets. The shag carpet. This elegant wrap dress you’re so fond of.”
“Or maybe I keep that one ‘as is” as a trophy,” she said as she slithered beside him and rubbed his back.
“Ooookay, wake up, babes.” Becky’s voice burst out of June’s phone. The playlist had one track left, another recording from their erstwhile guest. “If I timed this right, then your breakfast is probably getting cold right now. Join me in the kitchen.”
June and Riley looked at each other with identical expressions of shock. Eyebrows raised, eyes spiked open, and mouths gaping. “Oh shit!” they said in unison, and together they bounced from their bed into the kitchen.
There, in addition to the breakfast plates cooling on the table, they saw June’s iPad with a Post-It note on it that said in a familiar script, “Check your video files.” Riley turned on the device, looked in the video folder, and saw a file titled “Play Me… After.”
They sat down at the table, propped the tablet against a fruit bowl, and hit play. There, as if sitting across the table from them, was Becky. From the lack of sunlight coming in through the kitchen window behind her, it must have been recorded before she left the night before.
“Wake up, babes! Now, the next time I say that, I will—” Becky snapped her fingers “—and that will bring it all back to you. You two were the most incredible hosts a person could hope for. There’s no way I could repay you for the last two weeks. So, instead of trying with something silly like money, I left you with a gift. Before I explain, let me just say one more time how grateful I am to be invited into your little circle. Thank you for sharing Riley’s incredible journey and June’s remarkable methods. Riley, you look incredible, and I can only hope to find a man who can pull off your looks and your confidence. June, you are a genius and a visionary. A revolutionary! I very much want you two to have as many babies as possible. Spread those genes! Which brings me to my gift…”
“Oh god,” Riley muttered, reaching for June’s hand as she did the same.
“Oh yeah,” she muttered in return.
“…if you remember that second night after I arrived … the night that we got, well, preeeeetty—”
“High”, they said in unison.
“—yeah, that. Well, I think you shared a little more with me than you initially planned. That got the stoned-ass wheels in my mind a turnin’, and well, I think I figured out a solution to your baby-making anxieties. You had a mental block. Performance issues, you might say. You were—you are—both ready to take that step, but you’re both nervous. As any two sane adults bringing a new life into this world should be! But for fucks sake, people, the world needs you to breed!”
Riley and June turned to each other, each blushing a matching shade of red.
“So…. we agreed …” Suddenly, Becky’s hand reached out to grab the tablet, and the camera rotated until the recording included June and Riley from last night. “… that you needed a little help turning off your brain and letting your base instincts run wild.”
“Hi, us!” June-and-Riley-from-last-night yelled in unison and waved into the camera, greeting themselves sitting across the table from them in the present. “We are both fully on board, of sound mind and body, yadda yadda yadda.”
“Hope we had fun!” June added, and the camera rotated again until it was just Becky in the frame.
“We made good use of the two weeks,” Becky continued, “and we hope you’re not sore, except in all the right ways.” An orange suddenly flew into the screen, presumably from June-from-last-night offscreen. “And if everything worked out, then maybe now you can guess at least one of the triggered words I planted…”
The couple turned to each other, each squinting as they thought about it, and each landing on the answer at the same time.
“Expecting!” they yelled in unison, together with Becky on screen.
“So, if everything went as planned, then all I have left to say is…” And together with a snap of her fingers, Becky repeated the words, “Wake up, babes!” The trigger worked. Their memories returned in full, and they turned to each other as if locking eyes for the first time that day.
“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go hypnotize myself into forgetting all the crazy shit you told me about your private time. Just kidding! Keep it weird, you sickos! Goodbye!”
The video ended, the silence returned, and they basked in all of the morning’s revelations. And when the moment passed, they reached the same conclusion, communicated with a gleam in their eyes and a twitch of their lips.
Their breakfast was going to get cold. Their bed was waiting. They were ready to begin.