46 M4F #Toronto - Apparently r-CanadianAffair is full of prudes with no sense of humour
Hi there,
I know this subreddit is mostly single people but I'm casting a wider net. I'm a married man and a father and I'm looking to make a new friend, a friend with benefits, and meet downtown maybe once a week or a few times a month.
The previous title of this post was meant to be a joke, but the tiny number of views that it got was laughable. It would appear that nobody saw the humorous intent. So anyway here's what I wrote:
"46 M4F Toronto - pervy asshole seeks convenient FWB"
Okay I lied, I'm not really an asshole, but I am cheating on my wife... It's a fine line to balance on. It's also a difficult thing to do frivolously, because we need to trust our secret partners. This whole adultery thing takes serious dedication and effort! Can't let this unfortunate tendency toward selfish gratification blow up an otherwise innocent family!
So anyway, I'm wondering... while knowing that this place typically leans toward emotionally invested relationships... can I get the attention of those of you out there who just want to fool around and have a good fuck once in a while?
I'm not suggesting that we should just hook up immediately, impulsive and carefree. No, we who are attached must be more cautious than that. What I am suggesting is simply a casual, fun and light hearted approach to sex. Let's make the phrase "fooling around" an appropriate name for it.
I'm handsome. I'm tall. I'm relatively fit. And despite my post's title, on the grand scale of things I'm really not very pervy or kinky either... I'm just more sexually adventurous and open minded than most others I have encountered. Also watching a lot of porn can move the baseline for what seems normal. But trust me I'm a good person. I will be respectful and I will treat you well.
Sooo... do you wanna come out and play?