You Can Succeed On Tinder Because of Size
So I needed to get laid so was scrolling Tinder looking for that mutual trait and matched with this girl Sarah, and her profile was pretty direct about what she's into - basically hinting she likes guys who are well endowed. I figured why not shoot my shot since i know i wouldn't disappoint - so we matched and decided to meet up at this bar.
She was even hotter in person, super flirty and confident. Tiny, like 5'4, with a incredible body, long brown hair and bright green eyes. After a few just shooting the shit she brings up her profile, leans in and goes "so you know what I meant right? Just want to make sure we're on the same page." She's doing this hand gesture and smiling like she knows exactly what she's doing.
I'm like alright this is happening, so I tell her we should step away for a minute and I can show her "verification". She has this naughty ass smirk on her phase and says "lead the way."
We head to the bathroom and the second the door closes she's going for my belt. Gets my pants down and I swear her eyes went wide - like her hand gesture from before looked tiny compared to the real thing. She just whispers "oh wow" and then drops down and trying to engulf as much as me as she can in her mouth. The whole thing was intense as hell, she was really trying but it was just too much. "Holy fuck you're huge," I remember her saying during the struggle.
After a bit she pulls back, flushed and breathing hard, and says she needs it in here but "we can't do this here" and that her place is close by. I told her to lead the way this time.
It probably appeared i had a large dildo running down my leg as we walked back into the bar to get our tab so we could go back. We hopped in my car and she directed me back to her place, though it was hard to focus as the entire time she was stroking me and making comments about my size which made it hard for me not to burst a huge load all over her right there.
But I needed to save my best for when we got back to her place...