Don’t watch Naked Attraction with your Mom …
A few weeks ago I was in the sofa (32) with my Mom (53) having a glass or two of wine and flicking through the channels. A normal Friday l night routine for us. Everything shower, wine, gossip etc
Don’t ask how but we ended up settling on Naked Attraction as we sat there half watching, half on our phones.
One male contestant came in with a very large penis and my Mom, without missing a beat said
‘Wow, he’s got a big dick hasn’t he? What a whopper’
Amazed by her ‘I don’t give a damn’ attitude we sat there, a little giggly, drinking wine, talking about the size of this man’s penis and the smaller penises on the show
She openly commented ‘Oh bless him’ and ‘Awww look it must be cold there’ on some of the smaller men before then complimenting the larger man again.
‘Look at it swing as he walks, he’s got a big one for a skinny, scrawny man’.
The show ended and she flicked over the channel, sipping her wine and proclaimed ‘that’s enough big cocks this evening I think’.
We’re close but dang I didn’t think we were that close for her to use such flippant and emotive language around me…