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We're back again celebrating Star Wars week like dweebs! Hey there cuties I hope you've all enjoyed the last week of Star Wars I know I did 🤭 but I fear like all good things it must come to an end. So join me tonight for the finale installment of this series! Tonight's story will be about Darth CJ dispatching inquisitors to find the soldiers of the force!

*Hologram lights up*

"The Jedi soldiers are all but destroyed, and yet your task is not complete inquisitor. The emperor has foreseen a new threat rising against him, the soldiers of the force. They must not win the month and become Jedi! Hunt down this new enemy! And if they will not serve the empire nut them along with any surviving Jedi who would train them. This is my master's command."

*The hologram turns off and the grand inquisitor huffs a sigh*

"The soldiers will not survive the month for never since before the time of Bane have the Sith been so many. Even if some are of us are weaker hunters than others."

*A red blade slashes towards him and he deflects it with his own*

"Speak for yourself I will nut more soldiers than any of you!"

"By all means second sister nut every soldier in the galaxy show the emperor what you are capable of."

*She sighs*

"When we find soldiers to nut I will but until then I guess we could always hunt each other~"

Alright this one's a little shorter cuz I was starting to run out of ideas 😅 but this Inquisitor things seems like an interesting concept you know 😜 a dark master sending dark underlings to do dirty work... Ahem I'm saying you might want to watch out for inquisitors in this very sub 🤭 at least if you're a soldier 😈 this is you're one and only warning anyway without further ado here's the challenges and they are all mandatory!

>!Stroke/rub/hump for 5 minutes think about being hunted down and nutted 🤭!<

>!Go back through the Star wars week posts and find your favorite CJ give him 2 edges!<

>!Stroke/rub/hump fast and desperate for 3 minutes!<

Okay I hope you cuties enjoyed now go drink water!

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What's this? CJ? Doing memes? In this economy? Yes indeed it is I CJ making a meme anyway the kitty in question knows exactly who they are I'm just too buzzed to remember their full user 🤭🙈 so I would really appreciate if they'd reach out in dm if they want to keep chatting sometime 💕 otherwise hope you cuties are having a good day and don't mind a lame meme on this Sunday 😜 also look forward to the finale of my celebration of Star Wars week later tonight! 😘

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I know you've all been waiting for your newest cringe obsession 😜 tonight we have general CJvous... Alright that one's a little weak 🙈😂 but I digress we are here to continue celebrating like the nerds we are and what better way to do that then a nerdy horny spoof? 🤭 Anyway why don't we see what the terrifying soldier Hunter CJvous has in store for us?

*A strange bubbling sound and then mild stoner cough is heard along with the steady heavy clanking of metal*

"I am the leader of the most powerful hunting droid army the sub has ever seen. Your plans have come to ruination soldiers!"

*Another little cough is heard before CJ counties*

"I've been trained in your soldier arts by Count Dooku. I only live to see you nut! Your screams are like music to my audioreceptors."

*Using his droid limbs CJ quadruple weilds multiple sex toys, a dildo, a magic wand, a stroker, and a butt plug*

"Your nut will make a fine addition to my collection!"

*He descends upon you using every toy with a heavy fervor a soldier could hardly withstand such an onslaught*

"Soldier scum! I have been trained far better than you! I will grant you a warriors nut. prepare! You were never at any point safe attempting to battle me."

*He is relentless with the toys teasing you and working you to multiple edges effortlessly it's only a matter of time before your nut joins his collection might as well give it up now... 🤭*

Alright cuties I hope you liked that short one greivous has fewer memeable lines than I thought. 😂 Stay tuned for the last installment of this goofiness tomorrow! And now on to the important things 😈 these challenges are mandatory but since I'm nice I'll give you a chance to either double it or half it and earn a reward. 🤭 Have fun cuties! 😘

Challenges:

>!stroke/rub/hump for 3 minutes thinking about how relentlessly CJ would toy with you!<

>!Speed up and go for 3 more minutes, come on you need endurance to outlast such a formidable opponent 🤭!<

>!If you have a preferred toy now's the time to get it out if not replace the next segment with desperate pillow humping and grinding for 5 minutes. Now those with toys I want you to use them very thoroughly strokers I want fucked sloppy for 5 minutes, vibes I want 2 minutes low setting 3 minutes high setting then 2 more minutes low setting, dildos I want 3 minutes riding like a good slut, plugs I want you to put it in and go play videogames for an hour every 15 minutes shift around remove yourself it's there. Okay I think I covered everything 😜!<

Chance to half or double and get reward rules:

>!If you peak past this point you have to try your luck and you only get one chance so choose wisely. You will need a coin for this part. Flip that coin 5 times and record the results. If they are majority heads open the spoiler labeled heads below, if tails open the one labeled tails. Or you could choose to manually double these challenges right now and tell me in the comments one of your favorite weaknesses and I'll reward you for your bravery.!<

Heads:

>!Double it! In fact double the next challenge you come across too 🤭 but hey at least you get a reward 😜 comment a weakness in the comments and I'll pick out a specialized challenge as a reward for your strength 😘!<

Tails:

>!Half the challenge but in exchange I want an edge and you get rewarded too for your good luck 🤭 give me a weakness in the comments and I'll give you a specialized challenge so you don't feel left out from the double crowd 😜!<

Alright cuties I think that's enough fun for tonight hope you enjoy and look forward to tomorrow's blunder 😅 anyway go drink water and eat something!

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Hey there babes can you say beating a dead horse? I'm back with another nerdy post. I am going to run this joke into the ground and then I'll find another one😜 you can't get rid of me yet 😂 and yes we're still celebrating Star Wars week if you got a problem with that too bad~ anyway without further ado why don't we hear a story about one of the scariest hunters ever known in the galaxy 🤭 Darth CJ. Conscripted shortly after the emperor's rise to power this menacing figure strikes fear in the hearts of allies and foes alike. Let's hear how he keeps the moffs in line~

*Aboard the Nutstar we find the admirals gathered at a conference table.*

Tagge:

"Until this nutting station is fully operational we are vulnerable. The rebel alliance is too well edged. They're more dangerous than you realize."

Motti:

"Dangerous to your nutfleet, Commander, not to this nutting station!"

Tagge:

"The rebellion will continue to gain a support in the imperial Senate as long as..."

*Tagge is cut off as Tarkin and Darth CJ enter*

Tarkin:

"The imperial Senate will no longer be any concern to us. I've just received word that the emperor has nutted the council permanently. The last remnants of the old soldiers Republic has been swept away."

Tagge:

"That's impossible! How will the emperor maintain control without the bureaucracy?"

Tarkin:

"The regional hunters now have direct control over territories. Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this nutting station."

Tagge:

"And what of the soldier rebellion? If the rebels have obtained a complete technical readout it is possible however unlikely, that they might find a weakness and exploit it."

CJ:

"The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands."

Motti:

"Any attack made by the rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power on the universe. I suggest we use it!"

CJ:

"Don't be too proud of this theological terror you've constructed. The ability to nut a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force."

Motti:

"Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerers ways, Lord CJ. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you the clairvoyance enough to find the soldiers hidden fort..."

*Motti is cut off by the sounds of his own choking as he feels phantom hands crush his throat and tease his cock rubbing and stroking him to the edge as he struggles for air*

CJ:

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

*CJ continues to stroke and edge him only barely letting him breathe enough to stay conscious*

Tarkin:

"Enough of this! CJ, release him!"

CJ:

"As you wish."

*With a final edge and squeeze of his neck Motti is let go and allowed breath*

Tarkin:

"This bickering is pointless. Lord CJ will provide us with the location of the soldier fortress by the time this station is operational. We will nut the rebellion with one swift stroke."

This one's a little short and pretty lame but hopefully y'all enjoy 🤭 as usual challenges down below are mandatory. Warning light breath play involved so if you're uncomfortable with that just do the challenge without it 😘 anyway I'll see y'all tomorrow for the next nerd post until then cuties~ 😜

Challenges:

>!Get yourself worked up nice and hard or wet and stroke/rub hump slowly for 3 minutes!<

>!Now that you're warmed up hold your breath and stroke/rub/hump fast for 30 seconds!<

>!Breathe deep while returning to a slow pace give me 5 minutes stroking/rubbing/humping!<

>!Give me 300 fast strokes/rubs/humps!<

>!Hold your breath and stroke/rub/hump at a medium pace for 45 seconds!<

If you edge at all during the challenges you owe me a weakness in the comments 😜 now go drink some water and look forward to my next cringe post. 😘

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Sorry to keep you cuties waiting I know you've all been dieing to see the next dumb nerdy thing I can come up with. 🤭I promised I make this cringe last ask week and by God I will. 😂 So today we have a very special priority live senate broadcast from our very own *chancellor* CJ. After some troubling rumors about the war effort it's been said that the Republic has finally won but at a terrible cost and a worse betrayal~

*Holoscreens and holograms all across the galaxy thrum to life with the priority broadcast showing a figure cloaked in dark robes*

"My fellow citizens of the galaxy it is with great satisfaction I tell you that the war with the separatist alliance is ended~ I know there have been sacrifices made, nuts lost, and worse once trusted friends have become bitter enemies."

*A shake of the head lowers the hood just enough to see the scarred face of chancellor CJ*

"You may have heard rumors dear friends of the Jedis betrayal, I am here to tell you if they are true. I was accosted in my very chambers by a head of the Jedi council. The attempt on my nut has left me scarred and deformed. The rumors you heard are true. The Jedi turned against me, turned against the Republic and have been declared enemies of the state, our Nut Troopers were given orders to purge every last one of the traitors."

*The chancellor grins as the address continues*

"In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic of this sub will be reorganized into the first Galactic Nutter Empire! For a safe and secure society!"

*Thunderous applause from the senators gathered erupts over the broadcast before calming down*

"Together we will secure a glorious new age of prosperity for all. We will not accept treason of any kind and as such any remaining ~~Jedi~~ soldiers are to be hunted down and nutted. We must not linger on what was but look forward to what will be. Together we will usher in an age of prosperity to the Galaxy."

*The broadcast seems to glitch and show a more menacing version of chancellor emperor CJ*

Alright cuties I hope you liked that one 😘 another late one I know but oh well 🙈 I'll try to keep going but I can't promise these things won't get more cringe 🤭 but as always please let me know what you think and have a good day! 😘 oh and the challenges below are mandatory! 😈

Challenges:

>!Rub/hump/grind for 5 minutes at a very slow teasing pace with your pants still on!<

>!Stroke/rub/hump for 3 minutes at a medium steady pace!<

>!Stroke/rub/hump for 4 minutes at a quick energetic pace!<

>!Back to grinding 🤭 put your pants back on and rub or hump for 5 minutes at your own desired pace!<

Thanks again for reading sweeties go drink water! 😜

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Hey there babes 😘 I know you've all been waiting for the next installment of my celebration of Star Wars week. And I didn't want to disappoint you cuties. 🤭 So today we'll be hearing about the Nut Wars from a soldier commissioned to defend the Republic. The loyal and brave commander of squad 69 of the 420th legion of the peoples army, Nut Trooper CJ. Once loyal allies and brothers in arms to the Jedi until the fall. Here is the commanders story.

"I once fought along my Jedi generals through blood sweat and tears for the good of the Republic. Identification code NT696969, I was a Nut Trooper commander of squad 69 of the 420th. Good soldiers follow orders~ that's what we were taught on cumino. We were warriors created to be the best defence for the galaxy. We trained hard and fought harder helping our generals turn the tides of war against the separatists army of clankers. Brought up on cumino from the very nut force of renowned mandolorian bounty hunter Jengo Nut we knew only one purpose, war. We trained hard became an elite fighting force all to serve the people of the Republic. We fought many battles in many systems and not everyone did we win... The Jedi with our help edged and rubbed humped and teased themselves to boost their own strength of horny power. Together we faced armies and together we celebrated victory or lamented defeat. Until the day of betrayal~"

*Puts a hand on head as if remembering a terrible thing*

"We were soldiers... Good soldiers follow orders~ it was the chips. Little inhibitor chips put into every trooper. One little piece of tech was all it took for us to turn on our generals. It started with the dreams. Some troopers reported strange dreams, I heard rumors of it driving them mad even going so far as to attack their generals. I could never confirm the reports everything was kept sealed. Now we know it was the chips causing all of this but their true purpose was yet to be revealed. These chips were implanted within us troopers to make us compliant and unable to resist the influence of the person that put them there try as we might."

"The fall of the Republic and rise of the empire begin with just a single order~ over a single comms channel broadcasted to every trooper currently on the front lines of battle with Jedi "*execute order 69*". And without another thought the Jedi were desended upon by the very troopers they had learned to trust through everything. Betrayed by the very people they had spent countless battles together. We ambushed and nutted every single one of them, milked them dry~ to end the legend of the Jedi we had to ensure none escaped. It was a massacre, so much cum spilled thousands of streaks ended. We purged the order from the temple and the galaxy. Under the direction of our new emperor the Jedi became only a memory~ not unlike us Nut Troopers fossils that we are. Even the Senate couldn't arrange a retirement plan for the heroes they had to create."

*Shakes head in disappointment*

"I tried to resist~ when the order came I tried to stop myself tried to get the chip out. Tried to stop my fellow troopers but there was nothing we could do when we had become our own worst enemy. I personally nutted my general with my own hands... And mouth~ milked him dry and rode him to the last drop and milked his prostate with my blaster then each member of my squad did the same. I'm ashamed of what we did but we had no choice. Now with the chips out the only danger we pose is to the empire so we have to stay on the run. You won't tell anyone you saw me will you? Cuz I'll have to end you if you do."

Alright cuties if you enjoyed this one please be sure to let me know down below 😘 And remember sweeties the challenges down below are mandatory and if you started scrolling through the pics before reading double them~ and please look forward to tomorrow's nerdy horny post.

Slides 1-5:

>!Stroke rub or hump for 3 minutes!<

>!50 strokes/rubs/humps for your favorite of these 5!<

Slides 6-10:

>!100 strokes/rubs/humps for each of these imagining rigorous training with Commander CJ 🤭!<

>!2 minutes agonizingly slow teasing strokes/rubs for each!<

Slides 11-15:

>!Seeing double? Prepare for trouble 🤭 for every pic with more than one CJ clone double the challenge, that includes going back to the previous slides to double them 😜!<

>!200 fast and sloppy strokes/rubs/humps really get into it if you edge give me a weakness down below 😘!<

Slides 16-20:

>!Stroke/rub/hump for 3 minutes each at a medium pace!<

>!50 slow teasing strokes/rubs/humps for each!<

Once again cuties I love you all and hope you enjoyed now go drink some water 😘

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