u/Calm_Description_866

Massage places that offer happy endings do the best massages imo

Granted, some places are basically just sex and just barely touch you before offering a handy. But the majority of ones I've been to...there's nothing like their massages.

Maybe it's me, but a lot of my tension is in my glutes and groin. Most legit places are kinda afraid to touch you there, and I get it. But non-legit places, man they just all up in there right where I need it. The ball grazing is almost just a bonus. They work my ass cheeks and groin muscles so damn good.

And then, you know. You're worked up. The hand job is just xommon courtesy at that point. Icing on the cake. But then, a cake qithout icing is just...bread.

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u/Calm_Description_866 — 18 hours ago

Anybody else see it as just kinda 'part of the massage'?

Getting a massage with no happy ending...I mean, it's fine, but there's just something missing, you know? Even just a handjob. Especially since any decent massage touches in pretty intimate places and get you riled up, finishing you off just feels like common courtesy.

It doesn't even really feel like cheating. Obviously this stance dissolves if you get anything past L1. But like, to me, the handjob doesn't feel like crossing a line. Just...part of the massage. I'm not in a relationship anymore, so this part is just hypothetical, so take what I say with a grain of salt. If you violate your relationship because a guy on reddit said so...well, that relationship was doomed anyway. And you're on this sub, so that ship has probably already sailed, lol.

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u/Calm_Description_866 — 24 days ago

A place with terrible OPSEC has me a little sketched out

This place was one of those places that operates out of someone's home. I texted and they gave appointment time and prices. They then asked what I did for a living and I told them. Then I immediately got the "real" menu with all the sexual services. Just texted right to me.

Kinda sloppy. They never even met me. I could've been anybody. Guess they operate under the myth "if you're a cop you have to tell me". Not sure if safe.

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u/Calm_Description_866 — 3 months ago