u/CentralNYPerson

I hate intros and I'm sure you do too. Sending an introduction and wondering how much effort to put into it besides a simple "~hheeeyy". Yes, I know this is a copy and paste but seemed to work out decently last time so I'm trying it again.

I'm not looking for something that goes away in a couple hours so there's always time to get to know each other over time and I'm not looking for some quick wham bam thank you virtual ma'am.

To satisfy the basics, I'm married, a dad and in a roommate situation. *notabot. If you have the time and want to go look into my history for more info on me, go for it, I don't hide my history, although there are still ways to see those hidden posts.

For those who care about looks, I'm 6'1, brown hair, hazel eyes, short goatee as my only facial hair. I'm a bit chubby or Dad bod with some extra padding or husky or giant cuddly teddy bear. I've been told I'm cute, handsome, not my type and completely ghosted, I'm sure that doesn't help but it's there.

This is all I'll put, keeping it simple for once, kind of. It still feels like a lot. So start in the middle of a conversation and we'll go from there. Not sure on where to start? How about some subject starters. If you invite Bigfoot to the bbq, what food do you think he'll bring? If you could get rid of any letter of the alphabet, what letter would it be? Okay, I'm done, the rest is up to you.

I hate intros and I'm sure you do too. Sending an introduction and wondering how much effort to put into it besides a simple "~hheeeyy~". It's also Monday and always the toughest day of the week so let's go a bit more light-hearted and simple.

I'm not looking for something that goes away in a couple hours so there's always time to get to know each other over time and I'm not looking for some quick wham bam thank you virtual ma'am.

To satisfy the basics, I'm married, a dad and in a roommate situation. If you have the time and want to go look into my history for more info on me, go for it, I don't hide my history, although there are still ways to see those hidden posts.

This is all I'll put, keeping it simple for once, kind of. It still feels like a lot. So start in the middle of a conversation and we'll go from there. Not sure on where to start? How about some subject starters. If you invite Bigfoot to the bbq, what food do you think he'll bring? If you could get rid of any letter of the alphabet, what letter would it be? Okay, I'm done, the rest is up to you.

I know this isn't a joke sub and so I won't finish it here but I will say it's not very appropriate and NSFW but if you like those jokes, you're already on the way to being a fit with me and I'll be glad to share. I will say it involves a tattoo of a turkey and a Christmas tree. Then I can go into how I remember that joke from hearing it once when I was so young that I did not understand the joke at the time and how inappropriate it was for me to hear it.

Oh, hi! I know, what kind of ad is this that it seems like such an odd opening. Well, I've been here before, I've posted many times with different ways to attempt this and just get lazy to copy and paste some of those old ones. So this time, it's a brand new one, off the top of my head and probably sounds better there then what you're reading but I'm going to go with it. Okay, I lied, I used this one a few times before that but that was the first time I used it and decided to go lazy again this time around and not come up with something new again. Anyways~...

I could go into the usual crap that everyone says like: I'm here to find someone to laugh with, have some feelings, feel excited for and some naughty fun along the way of things end up going that way. But that's such a yawn fest. It's cliche and over done.

Then everyone has to give some description of themselves because they think they're amazing with their 6'1 height, hazel eyes behind glasses and a trimmed goatee for facial hair. Then they brag about having that dad bod but with a little extra padding so they say they're husky because it such a better sounding euphemism. Or they'll hide it by saying it's like cuddling with a teddy bear.

It's sickening and just boring at this point. Sometimes you just have to take your chances on a random post like this that just isn't trying to be serious at first. Just have to have some fun, loosen up and let things fall as they may. We got enough crap going on that got us to this place and I personally don't need any new horrible crap for anything online.

If we want to be like the others, then we can share pictures to make sure there's that physical attraction. If you do, please, no unsolicited tit pics right away. I know how you ladies here love to throw those out like beads at Mardi gras, but please, at least wait an hour before doing so. Us guys are very modest about that stuff.

You're still here? Are you actually enjoying this? Are you a bit demented? Are you expecting that joke to actually be in this post? Are you actually answering these questions as you read them? Why am I still asking you questions? You don't need to answer that last one.

Okay, I'm done, it's over. You made should've made up your mind by now. Either send a message or continue browsing. Oh and don't leave any popcorn on the floor, total dick move. Chicka-chick-ah.

Just play it cool, like Fonzy. I've never watched the show but it's just known he was cool even when that show jumped the shark.

Honestly, I have no idea where I'm going with this post today in fact, this is a copy and paste of a previous post. Why? Because it's Friday, it's been a long week and starting off serious is not how I want to end this week. For the most part, at least for me, I'm here for something in the long run, so serious stuff can come later.

Who am I? I'm just a married dad. I'm 6'1, brown hair, hazel eyes, glasses and a trimmed goatee as my only facial hair. To all the ladies whom I see posting and looking for that fit man, you may now leave because that's not me. I'm not going to apologize for it or do that sorry not sorry crap. I'm 260 pounds, so husky, cuddly teddy bear or any other euphemism to make it sound better. I have lost a lot of weight, a health journey as these kids today are calling it.

Still here? Really? What's wro... ~ I mean, great! And I'm not picky, I don't have a list of physical requirements. The only requirement I have is don't be a mean asshole. If you love to laugh, pick on each other and be able to have fun with it, perfect.

Are you a lurker who's afraid to send messages because everyone seems to have 100 hobbies and are active 28 hours a day and you'd rather enjoy the one or two hobbies while you hide away from people in general? Then welcome!

So talk with the other voices in your head already, come to a consensus of the minimum agreement of "what the hell, he can't be as bad as some of these other weirdos here." Go ahead, send a message, let's chill, have some laughs, maybe actually last past the weekend and if you ask nicely enough, I'll share a picture of myself as a Family Guy character that was made by the artists of the show.