u/CheckNo4370

Looking for a girl who’s actually got a kink for this. Not just saying they do for the money.

Any ladies selling content

Healthcare professional who spends an unhealthy amount of time living out of a suitcase and collecting loyalty points. Between work and travel, life has become a thrilling cycle of airports, hotels, caffeine, and wondering what day of the week it is.

I’m reasonably intelligent, moderately attractive, and funny enough that people usually don’t realize I’m making fun of them until several minutes later. I have a dark sense of humour, an appreciation for sarcasm, and a talent for turning serious conversations into questionable ones and vice versa. *notabot

I enjoy long conversations about life, current events, weird theories, personal goals, history, psychology, and whatever random rabbit hole we happen to fall down at 11 p.m. If your idea of conversation is “hey” followed by disappearing for three days, we’re probably not a match.

*notabot Looking for someone who is smart, funny, self-aware, and capable of holding a conversation without needing a team of investigators to extract information from them. Bonus points if you can laugh at yourself, appreciate dry humour, and aren’t offended by the occasional wildly inappropriate joke.

Life’s repetitive enough already. If you’d like to make it slightly less monotonous, send me a message and tell me something interesting, controversial, or completely useless that you know.

Sincerely,
Anonymous… for now