u/Common_Scientist_926

Figured I’d post again since people seem to like the funny stories with my hubs!

This was just a few months ago and shortly after my husband and I had our baby. My mother stayed with us for a few weeks to help out and just be a supportive grandmother.

At the time, our baby was waking up at 5 am like clockwork every single day. The routine we fell into was I would go in to get them and bring them back to our bedroom to feed them and hold them for a bit while my husband slept a tad more before taking them downstairs when I would then sleep a bit more.

One important note is my husband usually sleeps naked and keeps shorts by the edge of the bed whenever he needs to get up or out of the bed, he will throw them on quick so he doesn’t prance around the house nude.

This particular morning, the baby was a little fussy and was screaming pretty good. So my husband decided to get up and rock them. He got out of bed to walk over to get his shorts and this just happened to coincide perfectly with my mom walking in to see if she could help 🤣.

She got a full a view of my husband’s great white wonder. And as an old school black woman, I wouldn’t be shocked if that was her first sight of a white penis. She let out a small yelp and closed the door while my husband said “oh shit. I’m sorry!”

I told him to not apologize because she barged in. 🤣

This is just a story from the first date my husband and I had 8 years ago in college! Another sub has been enthralled with a post about my hubs so I figured this was the best sub for a follow up/throwback 😂.

But anyways, my husband and I got setup on a date during our last semester in college and were arranged to meet up at an upscale bar downtown. We both played basketball at our small college, so I knew who he was and he knew me, but we never really crossed paths outside of the basketball area’s hallways.

I walk into the bar and see him standing in the corner looking all tall, handsome, and cool. I was completely taken and the night was a blur because of the great conversation and the flowing drinks! We ended up damn near closing the bar down and neither one of us were in shape to drive home. I lived only about a 20 minute walk from the bar but my husband lived almost 30 minutes away via car and our town didn’t have a reliable uber/lyft situation at the time. So, I told him he could stay at my place but I was forefront with him that i didn’t want to have sex on the first date and he acknowledged that request and was totally okay with it. Cuddling would have to be enough for our first night!

We eventually get to my place and after chatting a bit more we ended up making out a bit and getting a little handsy, so I decided to stop any temptation it’s tracks and suggested we head to bed for some real sleep.

I throw on my sleeping outfit, a t shirt and some shorts. And he strips down to just his boxers. We get into bed and I cozy up to him as the little spoon. As to be expected, he got a little aroused and excited, so I could feel a bit of an erection growing on my butt. I smile to myself but I began to get a little confused as he adjusted and it just kept growing and growing. After a minute or so, it felt like a Louisville slugger bat was nestled between my ass cheeks 😂. It was literally like one of those hot dogs at the state fair that are like 20 inches long in a 4 inch bun.

I was certainly interested, but managed to resist any urges for the night and we fell asleep.

Obviously we ended up having sex a few nights later and got married so I ended up seeing and experiencing his big dick. But that little tease certainly got my heart racing unlike other first dates!