u/ConflictWestern1383

β–² 97 r/UmaGusher

"I don't want to see yuri in r/UmaGusher!!! Post it somewhere else!!!" ...yeah, I wish I could.

Hot take: subreddits should never, EVER be moderated by only one person. Ever.

this is just so funny to me. I never made any comments of a sexual nature in that subreddit. at all. I only made maybe 2 or 3 comments in it overall. mentally ill mod (who is the primary poster in the sub) interacts with me positively, then snoops on my profile and pulls a full 180 lmao.

So basically, this is: "your activity in other communities with different rules violates our community's rules so you're banned lol"

SON πŸ˜­πŸ™

I've always stood by a specific mindset, and it's only been cemented by this interaction;

yuri content: 🀩

average yuri fans: πŸ’©

so yeah, I'm gonna post yuri stuff here as it's the only safe space that I can do so in.

u/ConflictWestern1383 β€” 3 days ago
β–² 199 r/UmaGusher

HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION #1: due to a glitch in the matrix that rewrote all umas' DNA, every trainee at Tracen is now a futa. Who are you cracking, and who are you letting crack you?

Some important details:

ALL umas have horsecocks, of varying sizes (important if you're wanting to get pegged. don't wanna be another Ken Pinyan, right?). There are no humanoid dicks to be found.

ALL umas ONLY have a cock and an asshole. Their vulvas have been replaced.

ALL umas' lust/arousal has been boosted by 50%.

Good luck!

u/ConflictWestern1383 β€” 4 days ago
β–² 352 r/UmaGusher

Marvey's big sweaty Sundays 😭😭😭

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/142007272

Holy Jesus. Imagine the paizuri. Genuinely. Just try to comprehend how fucking euphoric it would be for those things to be slapping down around your carrot over and over πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

u/ConflictWestern1383 β€” 8 days ago
β–² 593 r/UmaGusher

The birthday girl is tired of waiting for her gift πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/125791785

I know she wants it in the puh but i really would like to plunge my carrot in between her soft squishy Daiwas instead πŸ˜– and then she'll call me baka when I shoot it all over her face 😭😭😭

u/ConflictWestern1383 β€” 10 days ago
β–² 529 r/UmaGusher

Do y'all think it's possible to out-simp Digitan?

The gooner mare certainly has good taste. I would be absolutely drooling over Rory as well πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

u/ConflictWestern1383 β€” 13 days ago
β–² 6 r/UmaGusher

Guys, what happened to biggestsadTM?

I haven't seen any comments or posts from him in forever. Did my goat dissappear? 😞

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u/ConflictWestern1383 β€” 15 days ago
β–² 1.6k r/UmaGusher+1 crossposts

Fun Fact: Did you know that if you massage an uma's ears in just the right way, you can make them orgasm almost instantly?

Yes, you heard that right! This is due to the ears being the second most sensitive erogenous zone on an uma's body, only beaten by the vulva. As such, it is very pleasurable to the uma, and will bring them to climax quite quickly if you aren't careful. Naturally, because of this, it is not recommended to engage with your trainee in this sort of way in public, as you will get... many stares. Umas are rather loud when being pleasured.

Regardless, in the event that you'd like to reward your trainee for good results or good behavior, why not try giving them some ear rubbies? It'll be like scratching an itch for them that they never knew they had.

Just don't do it to Digitan. Because she. Will. Squirt. Everywhere.

u/ConflictWestern1383 β€” 15 days ago