u/DadGoonsBest

Was up edging until 4am...

After a long day celebrating the 4th with family and friends, I decided to treat myself. I rolled myself a nice blunt, made one more stiff cocktail and headed to the roof to relax and watch some late night fireworks. At this point, I had no intention of gooning or anything, just to relax.

After smoking, I head back downstairs to chill on the couch and catch up on my shows. I finished an episode. Then decided to get on tik tok. I'm scrolling and see the usual feed but outta nowhere a video comes up that changed the course of my night. There's a big eyed brunette woman telling me to look deep into her eyes and listen. I'm strangely compelled to do so and at some point she calls me a good boy and my dick starts to twitch. It's around 1 am and I tell myself that's enough tik tok for tonight. But now that my best friend has started to stir, I make my way to reddit.

I think you can imagine where this is going. I love my curated feed on here, with all my kinks in one place so easily accessible. I start scrolling and teasing myself through my sweats and trying to decide if I should go to bed or just go ahead and goon. The weed and liquor in my system made my indecisiveness worse. Next thing I know it's 2am and I'm still just teasing. Then I comment on post from a lovely goonette in another sub. After chatting in the comments about chasing pleasure and the online gooning community being so supportive of each other. I was given the last bit of motivation I needed to grab a towel and my coconut oil.

For the next two hours I was stroking and edging like there was no tomorrow. Gooning my brains out. Going from app to app chasing pleasure. Working my needy dick over and over. Riding the edge, leaking so much precum. Chatting with other redditors is always so hot. Encouraging and sharing with like minded people will always enhance a edging session. And of course the dopamine hits from all the replies and messages. I find I become a bit of an attention seeker when stroking. Not sure where that comes from but not going unpack that now lol.

I rode that edge until 4am when I forced myself to go to bed, still leaking...

Then got up 4 hours later to make the family breakfast. Dad life never stops, but neither does the goon life.

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While talking with a new reddit friend yesterday, I was reminded of when I first got into Gooning...

Covid lockdown was a crazy time indeed. I was deemed "essential" at my job until about two weeks later when I wasn't lol. Like most folks I had to figure out how to fill up all this free time. I started with binge watching, doom scrolling and smoking a lot of weed. My doom scrolling was the first step to my gooning and I didn't even know it yet. Seemingly out of nowhere, my feed started to get invaded by lovely ladies I started to call "SkinFluencers". More and more reels of scantily clad women shaking their bits and saying things just suggestive enough to peak my interest and check out their pages and of course, the links in their bios...

Curiosity, boredom, horniness? Whatever it was that drove me to keep clicking those links. OF, Fansly, Loyalfans, Telegram, Twitter. So many avenues see more of the women flooding my algorithm. At this point, I hadn't made the decision to pay for any kind of content...yet. But it was all still fuel for my horny fire. I'm stuck at home, high and horny from doom scrolling, what else is there to do but jerk off? Nothing too crazy just yet, just going to my go to site, browsing my favorite categories and switch between a few videos. Standard jerking procedure lol. But then, a special day occurred. My unemployment payments started coming in...

Now flush with the government's money, I made the decision to actually pay for porn. I had seen ads for this one site so many times that I just thought why not sign up. Jerkmate. You've probably seen those ads too. Man, that site and the cam girls on it helped awaken something in me. I started logging on every day. There was something so alluring about having a woman there for my jerking pleasure, taking requests, talking so nice to me, encouraging me to stroke and cum. I couldn't fight it, I just kept going back. But still being frugal, and I would start my gooning sessions on my go to site and edge until I was ready to log in to jerkmate. They charge by the minute and some ladies were more expensive than others. Once there, I could spend hours browsing girls rooms, typing and interacting with my right hand, while keeping my oiled dick nice and edged with my left. I developed a list of favorite ladies to help me cum. Eventually getting the nerve to turn my camera on. No face, just angled towards my torso and dick. Being complimented and encouraged by these ladies was so addicting. I think I'll do another post talking about them.

I soon developed a daily routine when I was home alone. I would wake and bake with a nice blunt while watching a good show. Once the show was over, it was goon time! Computer on, coconut oil and vape by my side and porn on the screen. Edging and edging my needy dick until I was ready to be encouraged by a lovely cam lady. Stroke and interact on jerkmate. Blow a big load. Take a shower and then have lunch. After that, it was tv and video games until my night session around 11 at night and repeat my earlier process. That session could last up to three hours. Then off to sleep. So I would begin and end my day gooning. And getting paid by the government to do so. Ugggh take me back to that time!

That routine lasted about 2 and half years. With deviations here and there because of life. But I truly miss that time. Things have changed a lot. I'm married with a kid and I just don't have that free time anymore. But you know, that's life. Which is why this Dad needs a Gooncation. (See a previous post).

TLDR: Discovered Gooning during Covid lockdown and got really into it. Reminiscing about that time and journey.

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GoonCation. A new term for me, but one I can't get out of my mind. I saw another redditor mention preparing for one and I really love the idea. An entire vacation devoted to gooning and edging. Dad misses his long gooning and edging sessions so much. It's hard enough to get 30 mins to myself, let alone the time needed for a proper goon session. The sessions at work help but just aren't cutting it. I need more. Back when I had the time, my gooning/edging sessions would go for at least 2-3 hours with my personal best being 5-6 hours. There's truly nothing like just hyper focusing on your own pleasure for hours on end. Just me, my BBC, my favorite porn, weed and maybe some toys. No wife, no kid, no job. Nothing to distract from me from gooning my brains out. I just want to stroke and edge myself for as long as I can and shatter my previous record. I can picture it now. Me alone in that king size bed, legs spread wide, porn playing at the perfect volume, edibles and cart within arms length, responding to dirty messages on here and my hand wrapped around my perfectly lubricated dick. Losing myself in this extra long session, mind getting hazy with weed and that needy feeling to cum. Getting hard as I write this. I need to make this happen. I don't know where, I don't know when, but I'm determined to make this happen. Dad needs to goon uninterrupted. Send positive thoughts please 😉.

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I can't stop thinking about this. Last Friday I was heading home on the bus from work. Decided to scroll reddit of course. Reading some horny post on this sub had me getting hard right there on the bus. I felt it happening and it was definitely visible as I was standing. That's when I notice a woman looking in my direction but then looking away. Thought it was strange but let it go. Then she does it again. But I still wasn't sure as she was wearing sunglasses. It was then I decided to put on a little show because why not? I go back to reading the horny posts and I was just getting harder and harder. I flexed it a few times and casually adjusted my tshirt so she could get a better look. All while just looking at my phone as if I'm unaware of her gaze. I swear at one point I saw her either lick her lips or bite her lower lip. I didn't have my sunglasses that day and didn't want to just stare her down. So I could only glance in her direction occasionally. It was so hot thinking that I was being perved on in public. That my hard pulsing dick was turning her on, making her wet. This continued until we got to our stop and went out sepearte ways. I like to think that she went home and went to town rubbing herself or using a dildo imagining what dick would feel like inside of her. Getting hard again just thinking about. Maybe the stars will align and I'll see her on the bus again...

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And here I thought today was going to be a good day. At one point during today, there were two goonettes in my inbox keeping me edged most of the day at work. Truly the best distraction I could ask for. But then, out of nowhere, the messages just stop. No rhyme or reason, just silence....

Now I know this is the internet and I'm not owed anything. Maybe real life got in the way, I get that. But that doesn't make it suck any less. I was having a lot of fun. One stopped right when were in the middle of some taboo role playing. And I think she may have blocked me? Maybe post nut clarity her part, who knows?

I truly just hope I didn't offend anyone. But unless, they told me, how would I know? That's never a goal of mine. Just to have some fun online. I try to ask about limits and boundaries to avoid that kind of thing. But oh well, not gonna dwell on it too much. Just wanted to vent a little.

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