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STIFF BIMBO GOONER PENIS

IM SO FUCKING STIFF RIGHT NOW shes rock hard in my pink slutty booty shorts got my plug in and my ring on and gooner hypno and pmv music blasting into my headphones and hitting my bong and im just so fucking stupid and gooning i love gooning i fucking love gooning so fucking much im fucking grinding on my plug right now deeperddeeper fufkcing dummer holy shitholyshit yeasyesyesyeysssduummhber fuyfkcckkk YESSSSSSSS

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u/bimboalexiarose — 10 hours ago

Gooning has made me a cheater.

I (24M) have always been a hypersexual. I'm hard as fuck half the day and always distracted, thinking about sex, porn or masturbating. If I'm not stroking my juicy meat stick, or fucking my girlfriend’s sloppy pussy, I'm thinking about it. If I can't cum, I'm edging whenever I get the chance.

My girlfriend doesn’t share the same personality. Her libido is much lower and usually we’re at a mismatch. Lately, my girlfriend hasn’t been initiating at all, and it’s been driving me to do things I normally wouldn’t do.

At first it was normal stuff. Watching porn while she was at work. Sneaking off for quick sessions whenever I could. But recently, I’ve started falling deeper into my gooner brain, creating reddit accounts and downloading 10 gigabytes of porn on my flash drive that keeps growing.

I stopped seeing flirting online as crossing a line and now I’m addicted. I send pictures to goonettes that want to see my pretty porn cock. Random girls ask for cum tributes and encourage my filthy cheating habits. Every notification feels sooo good and I just can’t stop.

Now I’m catching myself looking at women in public and instantly imagining what they'd be like sucking my dick instead of focusing on my girlfriend beside me. I daydream of inviting a slutty sloppy goonette over while my girlfriend is at work and plapping away at her pussy, making a hot sweaty mess on the bed for my girlfriend to come home to. I don’t even think of my girlfriend sexually anymore because I just know she can’t satisfy me the same way goonette whores can on reddit.

Today’s Friday, so maybe I’ll invite someone over this weekend and really cheat on my dumb girlfriend.

tldr: My dream is to cheat on my girlfriend with a loser goonette, and it’s something I never would have imagined a few months ago.

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u/lickbot — 18 hours ago

I ❤️ being a plap addicted goonette

I love reading fucked up rape doujinshis

I love plapping to breeding porn

I love Alpha misogynistic men

I love serving porn mommy

I love abusing.my swollen clitdonger

I love tooning cringe porn

I love wasting my life away to plap my pussy

I love being perverted and risky

I love my gooning addoction

I love making my.life worse for drugs and booze and porn

I love plapping my cunt at all hours

I LOVE PORN

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u/grittpuppy — 1 day ago

(20F) gooner bf needed.

I've recently discovered gooning and holy shit, it's taken over my life. I'm become such a little whore, rubbing my pussy to comments from internet perverts.

I've started craving a perverted older boyfriend who's just as addicted to gooning as I've become.

I just imagine living with my boyfriend, sucking his cock while he works, games, watches TV. Laying on the couch together and rubbing ourselves stupid to porn for hours and hours. Spending our days fucking all over the house. I'd love to watch as he experiments with toys, my eyes fixed on his cock while he pleasures himself. I wanna be his porn girl, his fleshlight, his slut.

I can't stop gooning to videos of men using fleshlights and other toy, perverts flashing girls in public, men edging and gooning and doing anything for pleasure.

I want a gooner boyfriend so bad.

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u/IceApple28 — 1 day ago

I’ve started seeing porn everywhere

I’m a normal 30yo woman who no one would expect is an extreme porn addict. I’m obsessed with porn the way men are and i have been on a downward spiral turning into a total gooner. I’m always looking at porn and getting wet how simply clothed asses make my pussy tingle. So now when I’m out and about I can’t help but see porn bodies everywhere. I can’t help but check girls asses out at groceries stories and get triggered. I’m such a porn addict and saying all this just makes me so tingly and wet fuckkkk

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u/Neither-Oven-9002 — 1 day ago
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Got naked in a mall

Got naked in a mall

Well I went to phoneix marketcity early morning for a movie (for context, the mall doesn't open till 11, only open to people with tickets to the cinema). I then sneaked in the mall washroom instead of the cinema one and stripped in one of the stalls. Even sandals as I had tight jeans on. I got out of the stall where the wash basins were located, took some pics while extremely nervous. I was fighting with myself to peak or even go outside the washroom but then chickened out and got dressed. I went to watch the movie with this still running in my mind, so in bout 30 mins of watching the movie I got out straight to the cinema washroom stripped right there and there without caring and fingered myself to an orgasm. Could not get this off my head the whole day.

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u/ananya4224 — 2 days ago

32M - finding time as a gooner dad

I’ve been addicted to porn for a long time. It’s progressively gotten more intense. A few years ago when I became a dad, porn had to take a back seat, I just couldn’t find the time to watch porn and pump for hours on end.

More recently I’ve had this undeniable urge to have long sessions, the edge all night, to get depraved and fed and talk about all the filthy things my mind races on while I’m gooning. It feels so so good but I can’t get enough, wish I had more time.

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u/g00nWdaD30 — 1 day ago

F 20 been gooning lately.

Being in uni and study make me goon allot lately. Like been trying allot. Like edging. Been trying spreading it open. Allot of ways. Hahhaha. My latest one is I gooon to this actor. My best record is I hold it for 30 minutes. It low-key not comfortable at that rate. But ones I reach it's climax. Ooooooooweee. Feels like heaven.

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u/Vivid_Cry_1371 — 1 day ago
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Remember to take your gooner pills 💊😊😊

Have you forgotten, sweetie? Aw, it’s a good thing I’m here to remind you! It’s time to take your gooner medicine. You know how much better you feel when you take it…

Aw silly, you forgot what it is again?

Goonaxyl, is the best selling drug on the market and it has some very important health and lifestyle benefits:

  • it makes it impossible for you to cum
  • makes you more suggestible
  • and increases your sexual pleasure by 5-10 times!

Sounds amazing, right?… oh, you’re worried about the side effects? Don’t worry sweetie, they’re not very serious… they’re listed right here on the pill bottle:

  • loss of inhibitions
  • significantly increased wetness
  • greater susceptibility to addiction
  • increased potency or THC and alcohol
  • confusion regarding sexuality and gender
  • significant IQ reduction
  • and memory and identity loss

That’s why you don’t remember taking them, silly!

What!? You don’t want to take them? That’s not up to you anymore! Thanks to the new law that just came into effect yesterday, orgasms are not considered a criminal offense! Now take your pill and go back to your room, I’ve laid out all your favourite toys and queued up all your favourite hypno, PMVs, and TikToks. I’ve even invited some friends over!

Now swallow your pill: it’s the law!

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u/[deleted] — 3 days ago

They dont know theres a gooner right under their noses

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Last night I was hanging out with some friends again which is rare for me but no matter...and again a few of them started on the topic of gooning and what it was and edging etc. This has happened before. And they were asking eachother what they thought it was and how it worked and im just sitting there squirming rock hard because im a secret edger they have no idea. Edging...the word triggers me so as soon as one said I was was trying very hard not togive myself away. I was throbbing in my pants wishing the I was being stroked then ans there not by the guys just in general lol. Then they asked me what I thought and I said I wasn't sure and it sounded interesting but not more than that. Little do they know I havent cum in 597 days and I edge to their gfs (no pics)

It was a torturously good experience actually

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u/XavierKD — 2 days ago

I’m ruining my life for porn.

I can’t say im lurker because ive been on Reddit before, deleted my account, yet came back, I always come back. I will always come back.

I started watching porn younger than i should have and i’ve been hooked ever since. Now im in my 30’s and i still can’t get enough, even though it’s drained me of everything. Porn to me doesn’t feel fake, to me porn is real, in fact i think it’s more than real, it’s a living thing that im letting consume me. I love pumping my cock for fake tits and round fat asses, I love being triggered, I love relapsing, I love it when they look in the screen while they’re getting fucked. It’s like they’re looking at me saying “you love this don’t you porn addict?”. And i do, i love this.

I was married once and i lost her because i couldn’t quit. I don’t care at all. All it did was free up more time for me to watch more porn, make captions, and video edits. I truly believe that no woman can make me as happy as porn makes me. I’m not lying when i say i want to be pussyfree for the rest of my life. Just a cuck for porn, watching other women get FUCKED everyday. Seeing them stick long porn dicks down their throats, getting railed in the ass, getting fucked on screen, and staring directly into my soul.

She asked me once “do you even like me?” as a joke,i like her but i was in love with porn. Deeply in love. Not just this is something i do when i get horny, but something i want to dedicate my life to doing forever and ever. Pumping my life away.

It’s even got me fired. The last one i was working at a bowling alley as mechanic. Instead i’d be in the back on Twitter, on Xvideos, or TikTok watching porn. That’s when i knew i was really spiraling. I’d walk around with earphones on just playing the sound of porn. Everyday listening to the plaps of dick smacking up against ass, the gwak gwak gwak of pornstars sucking dick, all the dirty talk, i was so mesmerized that i couldn’t keep up. I got called into the HR office and i already knew what it was about, they saw what i was watching on camera. I was let go that day.

I’ve tried “real” things. Like strip clubs and massage parlors but nothing to me beats gooning. The best day of my life was going to a porn convention where i spent a huge chunk of my savings on meet and greets. But that to me why porn is better. Porn is free, porn doesn’t ask for my money, i can watch so much of it and not spend a dime. It gives to me without asking even though i sometimes don’t mind paying.

I’ve tried to quit. I always relapse. I don’t think i’m going to keep trying anymore. I’m tired of trying to get better. I wanna be a pig that consumes endless amounts of porn. I need it. I want more of it all the time. I can only go maybe a week or two without feeling the violent urge to stroke my dick again and again and i know the longer it’s been the better it feels. I don’t even know if im really trying. I don’t care anymore.

Anyway this new relapse is feeling like it’s going to be really bad. I already created this and a Twitter account and i think imma start making captions and video edits again. I’ve accepted i’m a pig and always will be.

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u/Adonito_ — 2 days ago

I 18F Masturbated in my car in a parking lot

I’m at the end of my period right now, and for some reason that’s when I get insanely horny.

I’m still sitting in the parking lot realizing what I just did, but it felt so hot that I had to tell someone about it.

I was sitting in my car scrolling on my phone when I suddenly got really turned on and started thinking about masturbating right here in the full parking lot. So I got into the backseat, laid across the seats, and started rubbing my clit. I got wet so quickly that I put one finger inside my pussy and started fingering myself slowly.

One finger wasn’t enough to make me cum, so I put another finger in and fucked myself even harder. At that point I was so horny and turned on that I honestly didn’t even care if someone could see or hear me.

After a while I finally hit the right spot and felt myself getting closer and closer to climax. I NEVER came so hard before.

If anyone walked near my car, they probably would’ve heard me.

Also maybe interesting to know I’m still a virgin. I’ve never been able to make myself cum with my hands before, only with my vibrator when I’m at home. So that’s pretty exciting for me.

Also my first time posting on here but I hope you like my story🥹

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u/hotschick69 — 2 days ago

20F I actually broke my fucking clit😭

I recently discovered this absolute obsession I have with seeing men be squirmy horny messes and I saw this video of this loser moaning and mindlessly fucking the shit of this fleshlight. It was so pathetic and the way his face was twisted up and he seemed so desperate to cum I watched it for 2 hours straight edging with my rose toy. I came so fucking hard I could feel like body twitch and freeze up like I was cumming but I couldn't actually feel myself orgasm cause my clit went completely numb. I still couldn't move from the orgasm 😭. Most intense experience of my life lol thankfully today she's back in working order lol

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u/MinimumAd24 — 3 days ago

I (20F) cant stoppp.

I game a lot and don't go outside much due to social anxiety so most of my time is spent playing video games or masturbating. I have my own apartment and within the past year i have gained an entire shelf of dildos (roughly 30), vibrators (like 5), anal plugs (10 all different sizes), etcetc.

I have tons of sex toys and i work from home as well so it works well. When im not working, I'm usually playing with myself. I walk around naked 24/7. Im a virgin and I've never used a dildo past 7 inches.

Im always horny and extremely wet. I sit on dildos and have my ass plugged when i play games, i use toys when on my deck, against my huge living room window, any surface of my apartment. I'm loud too, i live high up and my walls are decently thick so nobody can see or hear me. It gives me so much freewill to fuck myself at any given time.

Whenever i do leave my house (rarely), the only thing i can think about is getting back home and masturbating. I know im capable of getting a boyfriend, i know im good looking, but i am more than satisfied with all my toys. I also have those sex machines that thrust the dildos for u.. i don't think any man would approve of my current lifestyle and i don't really care.

I please myself constantly, i photograph myself and never show anybody. I feel so sexy and i guess I've never felt the need to have that thought reinforced by a man. So i guess ill stay a little virgin forever hehe.

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u/IceApple28 — 3 days ago

Got naked in a mall

Well I went to phoneix marketcity early morning for a movie (for context, the mall doesn't open till 11, only open to people with tickets to the cinema). I then sneaked in the mall washroom instead of the cinema one and stripped in one of the stalls. Even sandals as I had tight jeans on. I got out of the stall where the wash basins were located, took some pics while extremely nervous. I was fighting with myself to peak or even go outside the washroom but then chickened out and got dressed. I went to watch the movie with this still running in my mind, so in bout 30 mins of watching the movie I got out straight to the cinema washroom stripped right there and there without caring and fingered myself to an orgasm. Could not get this off my head the whole day.

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u/ananya4224 — 4 days ago

Unable to Stop

I used to have a massive Reddit account. I’d get hundreds of DMs a day from followers and I’d read every single one. I’d get hundreds of comments on my fitness and lifestyle posts and I'd respond to them all, but I eventually deleted the account so I could focus on my sport and get my life together.

The last few weeks, though, I’ve found myself completely addicted to the visual thrill and touching myself again. Between classes and track practice, the urge just takes over. I needed my Reddit back; I desperately needed to be an absolute goonette for everyone again.

I literally cannot stop gooning. My pussy is so incredibly raw, swollen, and sensitive right now. My athletic thighs are dripping wet, and all I can smell in my room is my own constant wetness, which is just driving me crazy. I can’t stop binging videos of guys stroking their cocks, touching themselves, and moaning into the camera.

My fingers have barely left my pussy in the last three hours. I’ve had myself stuffed completely full with toys, with my vibe vibrating heavily against my clit. I’m even considering making myself completely airtight, just because I so desperately want to feel my deepest dildo stretching out my throat.

I just want to get worse. I want to sink deeper and deeper into the brain rot. I want to be fed endless amounts of filth. I just want to get worse.

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u/JuryLucky3512 — 3 days ago

Daddy's Goon Doll (18f)

I dream of being Daddy's little goon doll. I crave perverted men who do nothing but goon all day, men who want to break my mind and turn me into a goon toy. I'd love to be manipulated into spending my days serving my Daddy and making him happy. Edging together all day.

Pumping, rubbing, edging, fucking

Letting him use me like a fleshlight whenever he pleases. Showing his love, soothing his anger, curing his boredom. Using my holes for his pleasure.

Age gap relationships make my pussy so happy, I love edging for older men and making them happy.

I want a Daddy to break me.

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u/muchmorefun2233 — 4 days ago

Gone down the rabbit hole again

After a longer break from gooning I started watching porn again a few weeks ago. It was right after my husband and I begun posting videos of me. All the comments and dick pics were simply too much. I walked around horny all day until I finally let go and spent an entire weekend fucking myself to whatever porn people would send me. It felt so good. Since then I haven’t been able to stop. I goon every free second I got. At home, at work, at friends places, whenever I’m alone in public. I can’t help it. I just open Reddit and watch whatever pops up. My brain is constantly thinking of porn, cock, tits and ass. I want it all. I have never felt this good before and I never wanna stop

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u/Flat_Banana_5484 — 4 days ago

33M My fetish of women being hypersexual and the rise of gooning culture

For a long time I have this fetish on women that are hypersexual and masturbate a lot.

Since I have a religious background, I've always thought that I was somehow broken and so after looking at porn I would wonder around different websites and forums looking for women confessing that they masturbate a lot and couldn't stop - if they were religious it would be better. Back then, this was hard to come by.

Then Tumblr happened and loads of women began posting their bodies and masturbating using the smartphones.

Webcamming at the time - mid 2010s - was easy to access but the models were not as willing to masturbate nonstop as they are now.

Well, today is so easy for all of us to access loads of women posting how lost they are in their gooning lifestyle that it seems almost like a utopia. I think much of this can be attributed to the easy of access to the internet through the smartphone.

r/GoonetteHub was really a revolution in my opinion. It has accelerated the spread of this new identity.

Things that we could only dream about back are now our reality.

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u/dinodeckero — 5 days ago

It wasn't on purpose until it is

Tonight during my workout at our uni's student gym I was warming up on the bike like normally do. About 5 mins into the ride my seat kinda dropped back and I was now angled upward a little. The lever was loose and I didn’t realize it and it shifted as I peddled. I was gonna get off and fix it but as I kept peddling and pushing my self into it, it was hitting me in just the right spot. It was only angled a little but it was enough to move my hips against without it being obvious. I was supposed to be on the bike for 10 mins ended up on it for 30 basically just edging my self the entire time. Was a little nervous getting up bc I was in light blue bike shorts and wasn’t sure the mess that was going to be between my legs. The seat was soaked and my shorts def had wet marks I quickly dripped some water from my bottle on the rest to make it look like I just spilled. I spent the rest of the time in gym wishing I had let my self cum on the bike seat. And my clit was so swollen it was absurd. Rest of the work out was great did legs and had a little extra motivation lookin at some of the hottie regulars

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u/Confident_Whole_3095 — 5 days ago