u/Goonkhronic555

Ignore the bleak title. Im honestly thrilled that Im giving on life to pursue my never ending journey to the depths of my porn/gooning addiction.

I somehow managed to get a cute blondes number.. but it went nowhere after our week of hanging out, we had gone on several dates this week and it ended up leading to her place.. which I had declined .

I was upfront and honest that I wasn't even remotely interested in having a physical relationship, that I honestly was one of the bigger porn addicts she's ever going to encounter. There was chemistry between us but as I feared she wanted more as where I didn't. ( just to be clear I didn't lead her on.. I inadvertently stirred up desires that I didn't believe she would act on.)

As you could probably imagine she was disgusted and repulsed, which in my twisted head just turns me on more of being in this well developed stage of my porn/ gooning addiction.

Im well aware it's not normal.. but I wouldn't have it any other way. Im complete this way. She would have never made it past my massive vault of porn captions, GiFs, clips, all my accounts for various porn sites on my phone.

Not to mention my Onlyfans subscription, which ive contributed a small fortune to her . I've been and on and off Gooner for about 6 years, but its definitely woken up the past 3 years.

When im not gooning im gathering more filth/ making captions for all my multiple loser porn folders I have spent a lot of time categorizing/ sorting. This is my hobby. This is my sex life. I am a pornosexual 1,010% ( i haven't had sex in 944 days 🖤👆🏻)

~Stay Gooned, my fellow Gooners/ Goonettes!