u/Dear-Worker1188

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Hey,

I’m looking for something very specific and hoping people here with experience can help.

I just saw the Uberrime Damn Alien (Large) and it was love at first site!
It ticked all my boxes what I'm looking for to replace my old Maia Astral/Kendall:

  • pronounced curve (actually hits the prostate properly)
  • bulbous / segmented texture (those bumps)
  • thicker size (around ~5cm/2in diameter range / so "large" territory)
  • firm-ish silicone (Shora 8a+)

The problem: Uberrime is US-based and shipping to EU is not available due to the GPSR.

So I’m looking for EU-available alternatives that are:

  • similarly curved (not just slightly bent)
  • have a defined head + texture (not smooth/basic)
  • available in larger sizes
  • actually good for prostate, not just marketed that way

Questions:

  • Any EU brands or shops that carry similar shapes?
  • Specific models that hit as well or better than the (Big) "Damn Alien!" ?
  • Bonus if you’ve tried both and can compare

Thanks!

u/Dear-Worker1188 — 16 days ago