u/DoinkedItTwice

Crazy title huh. Could’ve gone more vulgar but that captures the vibe of it best. I’m busy, and there’s no excitement or friction on dating apps.

Recently I was talking to someone I met through Reddit and I remember feeling such a conflicting feeling in my stomach when he was a total douche to me. I had forgotten what it was like but I remember my face flushing so hard when he insulted my body. I’m looking for that, that feeling of being so mad that I’m pleasing someone who thinks I’m just pussy, and how that makes it hotter, and makes me want it more.

I’m fit, like really fit for my age. I have a mom bod but I keep in shape. I have nice legs, and my tits are okay, I wouldn’t mind keeping a shirt on though. I legit love my face, I think I’m really pretty and moreso than when I was younger. Some people don’t think so though and I definitely have wrinkles. I think they’re cute smile lines but again some might not. I’m short-ish, 5’4 just about. I have auburn hair although it’s definitely not the cool kind of red. I recently dyed it a darker almost burgundy red and it didn’t look too good, so now it’s a weird inbetween. I have tattoos, including one across my chest. By the way, maybe this is the crazy talking but I definitely have a nice stomach and I’m in reasonable shape for someone a 40s mom.

I like to talk, a lot. The mental aspect is hot to me, and let’s be real the more intense it is the more I wanna yap and be nervous about it. But think about it, every dumb question you humor me with is gonna take away that last bit of sympathy when you have my head pressed up against the bed, and you’re making me gasp and fucking wheeze.

See, like that’s hot right? To even offer, maybe some guy is gonna take me up on it, maybe I’ll bite off more than I can chew and learn a lesson.

I like to smoke, I like to smoke before sex especially. You should have a personality I can feel through your text, and be younger than me.

Crazy title huh. Could’ve gone more vulgar but that captures the vibe of it best. I’m busy, and there’s no excitement or friction on dating apps.

Recently I was talking to someone I met through Reddit and I remember feeling such a conflicting feeling in my stomach when he was a total douche to me. I had forgotten what it was like but I remember my face flushing so hard when he insulted my body. I’m looking for that, that feeling of being so mad that I’m pleasing someone who thinks I’m just pussy, and how that makes it hotter, and makes me want it more.

I’m fit, like really fit for my age. I have a mom bod but I keep in shape. I have nice legs, and my tits are okay, I wouldn’t mind keeping a shirt on though. I legit love my face, I think I’m really pretty and moreso than when I was younger. Some people don’t think so though and I definitely have wrinkles. I think they’re cute smile lines but again some might not. I’m short-ish, 5’4 just about. I have auburn hair although it’s definitely not the cool kind of red. I recently dyed it a darker almost burgundy red and it didn’t look too good, so now it’s a weird inbetween. I have tattoos, including one across my chest. By the way, maybe this is the crazy talking but I definitely have a nice stomach and I’m in reasonable shape for someone a 40s mom.

I like to talk, a lot. The mental aspect is hot to me, and let’s be real the more intense it is the more I wanna yap and be nervous about it. But think about it, every dumb question you humor me with is gonna take away that last bit of sympathy when you have my head pressed up against the bed, and you’re making me gasp and fucking wheeze.

See, like that’s hot right? To even offer, maybe some guy is gonna take me up on it, maybe I’ll bite off more than I can chew and learn a lesson.

I like to smoke, I like to smoke before sex especially. You should have a personality I can feel through your text, and be younger than me.

Crazy title huh. Could’ve gone more vulgar but that captures the vibe of it best. I’m busy, and there’s no excitement or friction on dating apps.

Recently I was talking to someone I met through Reddit and I remember feeling such a conflicting feeling in my stomach when he was a total douche to me. I had forgotten what it was like but I remember my face flushing so hard when he insulted my body. I’m looking for that, that feeling of being so mad that I’m pleasing someone who thinks I’m just pussy, and how that makes it hotter, and makes me want it more.

I’m fit, like really fit for my age. I have a mom bod but I keep in shape. I have nice legs, and my tits are okay, I wouldn’t mind keeping a shirt on though. I legit love my face, I think I’m really pretty and moreso than when I was younger. Some people don’t think so though and I definitely have wrinkles.

I like to talk, a lot. The mental aspect is hot to me, and let’s be real the more intense it is the more I wanna yap and be nervous about it. But think about it, every dumb question you humor me with is gonna take away that last bit of sympathy when you have my head pressed up against the bed, and you’re making me gasp and fucking wheeze.

See, like that’s hot right? To even offer, maybe some guy is gonna take me up on it, maybe I’ll bite off more than I can chew and learn a lesson.

I like to smoke, I like to smoke before sex especially. You should have a personality I can feel through your text, and be younger than me.