Can't seem to get any p-orgasm. I've tried vibrating dildo, massage gun, my partner (female) doing all sorts of ass stuff, had a prostitute suggest it once and i said "yes" and she couldn't get anything happening
This post is like 40yrs in the making. I'm pretty ready to quit. today i spend about 2 hours with a massage gun up my ass (got an attachment that looks like a psepository - sp?).
my current partner (female) is into it, i'm into trying, i've had a prostitute suggest it one time so i had her go crazy on me with a lubed finger, thought she would know how it's done if anyone does. i've stuck thick long vibrating dildoes up there (don't tell my ex). i'm not gay, but probably heteroflexible, i'm old. i think it's time to quit trying. my ass just hurts (i use lots of lube and go slow and i'm very relaxed). honestly, i know a lot of dudes swear by it, but if it wasn't for that, i'd argue this is just bunk science after so many years and different ways of trying., i'm not gonna try sounding through the urethra but ive hooked up the rest of my junk including anus up to electrodes before too. this is fake (i know i know, too many anecdotes to ignor that it's real, but from my personal experiences, it's fake).
edit: also, i'm very small (like 5 foot tall), so i doubt it's because i've used too short implements and likewise i've tried long implements before with no success too