u/DontMindMeImWatching

Are you craving attention, validation, all mixed with a touch of lust ? Stay here because me too.

Me : Educated and active. I’ve got a brain, a sense of humor, and a level of silliness, cuteness, and naughtyness that could scare lesser mortals.
I have two teenagers, I cook, workout, can hold a conversation, I am as caring and cute as I am kinky, and still find time to be a nerd, a dork, and kinky.
Not here for short flings or low effort.

You : Witty, and you have a sense of humor. Bonus points if you’re the kind of person who puts some efforts into this. Double bonus points if you’re not afraid of voice notes, pics, etc. Triple bonus points if you’re a tease too.

Let’s keep it fun, cute, a little sarcastic, with equal parts of hornyness and humor, and mutually beneficial. Let’s make each other laugh, stroke our brains, and turn us on.

A little about me :
I’m Married and have two teenagers.
I’m sweet, caring, kind, educated, curious, open minded, witty, silly, nerdy, a tease, and kinky.
Physically I am muscular with an olive skin tone, I have long eye lashes, I keep my head shaved and have a well trimmed and short dark beard.

As for my interests and hobbies, let’s get into that as we chat and see what we find in common.

I'd love to find a genuine friend where this doesn't end badly (including ghosting). We’re grown ups and are supposed to be mature. Ideally, the day it ends (yes, it’s gonna happen sooner or later) we part on good terms and both keep the good memories.

Physical attraction is also important so we should send a selfie early on to get that out of the way.

Another important thing that must be present eventually is a dom/sub dynamic in our playful moments. Not right away of course because trust is fundamental for this type of dynamic and we’ll need to gain each other’s, but yeah that’s on table.

Message me a hello with what you're looking for. I look forward to finding someone who wants what I do ❤️🔥

Are you exhausted of starting conversations with guys that pretend they’re here to fall in love while the only thing they want to fall is your undies ?

Well this can’t be me because let’s be straight forward : I sure want it to happen, eventually.

About me :

\- Mentally ? I got tested and I’m sane although the therapist had an accident and is unfortunately not available to confirm at the moment.

\- Physically ? A creative mix of muscules, athleticism, with a bit of dad type.

\- Face ? I got told a lot of time to go fuck myself by women jealous of my long eye lashes.

\- Personality ? A lot of different types of nerd mixed in one person. On random mode switching between bubbly, curious, caring, silly, witty, all that with a warning label about being a tease with a highly possible and flammable kinky side with a corruptive mind.

Further details may be provided during a future conversation.

About you :

\- Age : 30-55

\- Must have a good sense of humour and not take things too seriously

\- Be playful

Application instructions :

\- Make me laugh

\- Surprise me

\- Hit me with 2 unlikely truths and and a believable lie