I’m currently accepting applications for someone to ruin my productivity. If you can keep up with my sarcasm and don’t mind a bit of playful bullying, we’ll get along famously.
The Vibe:
-Witty banter that borders on a competitive sport.
-Someone who knows how to hold a conversation (and maybe a gaze, if you’re lucky).
-0% boring, 100% "probably shouldn't be talking to you right now."
The Requirements:
-You must be charming enough to make me forget I have a "To-Do" list, and smart enough to know that a little tension makes everything better.
I’m not looking for anything serious, just someone who’s a lot of fun and a little bit trouble. Think you can handle the heat, or should I keep looking?
Open with your best pick-up line. If it makes me eye-roll and smile at the same time, you win.