30 [M4F] #LosAngeles - We are hiring!
Our Affairs department has just opened up an exciting opportunity and we’re eager to hear about you!
# About the team
**Member 1 (me)**
30, Married, Latino, attractive, HWP, loves comedy, enjoys sarcasm. Constantly looking for excuses to be outside but doesn’t shy away from inside activities, like a watching a good old movie.
**Member 2 (you)**
Somewhere between 25 and 34, we are an age inclusive company but we believe the team’s synergy peaks at this age range. HWP, doesn’t take themselves too seriously, has strong conversational skills.
# What a day looks like for this role
You will be required to send and receive good morning and good night texts, get involved in complex as well as goofy and flirty conversations.
This is a remote position\*, so you can make your own schedule, we do expect good availability.
This is a remote position only for the US. Hybrid work may be preferred.
# Compensation and Benefits
Total compensation package will be negotiated on a per candidate basis. However our national wages show a base salary of $0.00 plus bonuses.
\- No-Ghosting warranty.
\- Top tier OPSEC according to Frobes Magazine.
\- Sexual favors from other team members (Requires to complete testing period and training)
# Requirements
\- You are a woman. (This was approved by our legal team)
\- You are authorized to have an affair in the US.
\- Excel (soft requirement)
\*notabot