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Being confused for a nipple was a highlight
Offering a fun night out around Pittsburgh with a side of absolute transparency. Drinks are 100% on me, but there is one detail you should know upfront: I have a very tiny penis
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What you do with that information is entirely up to you. You can use it as a green light to playfully tease and make fun of me over a cocktail, or we can just ignore it entirely and have a great, normal conversation. Your comfort sets the tone for the evening.
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If interested slide into my DMs and let me know your favorite place for drinks
Was a little bored and got Gemini to react to my tiny dick lol enjoy
Want to head out for a drink and looking for a woman who enjoys a bit of a laugh at a guy’s expense. I’ve got a tiny secret that’s pretty much the perfect ammunition for teasing. Come have a cocktail and do your worst with the information or don't it's up to you and we just enjoy some regular talk. Reach out if interested