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[OC] My friend Alex thought his nap photo was safe. I turned him into a 100% premium living room ashtray (u/Dry-Locksmith1754)

Hello everyone. Mark here. 🇩🇪

Alex (aka flat feet) thought his original picture was just a casual rest. I looked at it and realized his feet had the perfect structural capacity for something greater.

Why waste money on furniture when your best friend can be upgraded into a premium human centerpiece for the guys' night out? 🛋️🚬

Look at the side-by-side comparison.

— Mark

u/Dry-Locksmith1754 — 6 days ago
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[OC] Mark here. I upgraded my friend Alex (u/Dry-Locksmith1754, aka flat feet) into a 100% premium living room ashtray.

Hello everyone. Mark here. 🇩🇪

I’m a 32-year-old interior designer from Germany, and yes, I’m the mastermind behind these creations. I officially took over the captions because my friend here—everyone knows him as Alex6508 (or u/Dry-Locksmith1754 here on Reddit, and often called flat feet)—clearly lacks vision.

He thought his original photo was just a casual nap. I looked at it and saw pure functional art. Why buy an expensive centerpiece when I can just upgrade my friend into a 100% premium living room ashtray? 🛋️🚬

Rate my new product from 1 to 10. More designs are coming. You are welcome.

— Mark

u/Dry-Locksmith1754 — 7 days ago

Just picking up some premium €15.00/lb Flat-Footed Fish Man at the local market.

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Rate the local market's special catch of the day!

Why buy basic seafood when you can get the ultimate budget delicacy? Today on the ice display right next to the clams: The Premium Flat-Footed Fish Man!

Product Details:

Maximum Surface Area: Extra-wide, extra-flat, and perfectly authentic soles. This raw mass is completely natural and locally sourced.

Premium Quality: Bone-free, scale-free, and at an incredible price.

Hurry up! Grab a pound of this flat-footed creature before it sells out!

u/Dry-Locksmith1754 — 16 days ago

Wordington butcher shop is running a crazy discount on this special cut 📣🥩

The Butcher: "Look at these slabs, ma'am! The soles are so flat and wide you have to cook them whole. If I slice them thin, you can make sandwiches for the whole town. (turns around) HEY JIMMY, STOP POKING THE MORTADELLA, IT'S STILL BREATHING! (turns back to the customer) Anyway, as I was saying, if you want my advice, we can slow-cook them whole in tomato sauce, or we can bread the entire slab and fry it like a giant cutlet! Should I start slicing straight from the soles or do you want the whole block?"

The conscious cold cut who has accepted his fate and is just waiting to hit the frying pan: 👁️👄👁️🦶🦶

u/Dry-Locksmith1754 — 19 days ago

OMAN THE PANCAKE FEET ARE FLAT 🥞🦶 bEpIs

>OMAN OMAN PLEASE TO HELP THE GRIPPERS LOOK LIKE SLAPPED PIZZA DOUGH 🍕 THE MODS WANT MORE GARLIC BUT THE PANCAKE DOGS ARE BARKING HELP HELP

u/Dry-Locksmith1754 — 23 days ago

The boys saw my official test and said: "Alex, you're our benchmark: if you understand a stupid idea, we know we're in trouble." 85 IQ, 81 processing speed, curved spine, flat feet. 🤫📉

My psychologist literally demolished me over this. He said my 85 IQ crushes me into the miserable 16th percentile, meaning 84% of the planet is objectively superior and more capable than me. He told me to just shut up and accept my certified biological trash category because my limited brain can't handle deep thoughts anyway. Then he started crying about how his 130 IQ is a "devastating curse" that makes him a tortured genius. Rate my miserable stats. 🧠💀📉

u/Dry-Locksmith1754 — 1 month ago

This is my most humiliating BDSM experience!

I arrived at the pool around noon. Giorgia, Patrizia, Marco e Jack had probably already been there for a couple of hours taking care of their tan.

They had taken four deckchairs located at the edge of the pool and the toplessness of the girls was an appreciable sight for the people who crowded that area of ​​the small seaside hotel for adults only.

At least for the men's side, of course.

They waved at me and I joined them in a few seconds. There was a free deckchair next to Giorgia so I took off my shirt and started sunbathing with them. We discussed trivial topics, until a scene that took place a few meters away caught our attention. A fit boy rubbed oil on his pecs and gradually all over his statuesque body. Giorgia and Patrizia spared no enthusiastic comments and watched the scene with growing excitement, until that mountain of muscles lay down like the three of us.

Marco and Jack were a little annoyed by this

A few minutes passed in which I bought a croissant and started munching on the peanuts located on the end. Giorgia turned towards me, gave me a challenging look, and said:

“Alessandro, would you have the courage to play an innocent prank on that big boy? “. Inside I thought that she was the last person I wanted to make angry, but I didn't want to appear weak, so I replied to her

“How innocent? “. Giorgia: “see your croissant, pass in front of him, pretend to trip and let it end up in his underwear”. I replied laughing:"you are crazy? “. She looked at me with contempt and called me a rabbit.

After a few seconds, my pride hurt, I got up, took seven or eight steps and when I reached a meter from the beast I pretended to stumble and ended up with ice cream against his underwear. I apologized as I heard my friends' laughter getting louder and louder. Meanwhile the other pool guests were also following the scene.

The big boy grinned, so I thought he had taken it seriously, believing it to be an accident. I then started to return triumphantly to my friends, until a grip that seemed like steel surrounded my arm.

The bodybuilder turned me around and with his left hand grabbed me by the neck, lifting me up about ten centimeters. My breath stopped , my eyes popped out of their sockets and I was in total panic.

I then felt him place his hand inside my costume and with a sharp blow he tore it off, leaving me naked as a worm in front of everyone present. However, the worst was unfortunately yet to come.

In fact, the boy removed the umbrella from the support that supported the stem and violently made me sit on the enormous rod which, pushing it, entered my anus for no less than 20cm.

I found myself naked and impaled on the support of a pool umbrella. I barely had time to see my friends laughing heartily before the boy brought his underwear, soaked in now melted vanilla ice cream, closer to my mouth. With one hand he then took out a member with an enormous diameter and full of veins and ordered to me to lick it. In that situation of panic and submission I couldn't help but obey and after licking his cock, I found myself with his huge dick up to the throat

He literally fucked me until he came partly inside and partly on my face.

Satisfied, he put his limp penis back in his briefs and went to the shower to rinse off. I looked around for help and then I saw that Giorgia was intent on photographing me with her digital camera. The other guests looked at me with a mixture of pity and indifference.

I then called Marco and Jack and begged them to help me. Convinced by my moans, they approached me but instead of lifting me up by extracting the pole, they began to mock the size of my penis. Giorgia touching it with her foot said to me:

“I didn't know that in addition to being a low IQ loser toilet with flat feet, you were also a small gifted person”, then she took a close-up of my sexual organ.

All' four left me there and only about ten minutes later a German boy put an end to my pain, lifting me up so as to free me from the pole that was stuck inside me. Not being able to walk, I crawled up to my room, sparking laughter from many passers-by.

Two weeks later Giorgia, Patrizia Marco and Jack posted the photos of that day in various roomsthe school I attended, as well as posted them on dozens of websites.

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u/Dry-Locksmith1754 — 3 months ago