u/DudleyHRT

Did you have to google “Quinquagenarian”? (I did too…lol). But I was wondering if I’ve aged out of such frivolities and whether a 50 something still had a place in the dark corners of the interwebs like RAOMD?

I do think that a person of my vintage can bring value to a scenario such as RAOMD.

If you value someone who will be mature, respectful, and patient and will make sure that your needs are understood and prioritized.

I think we’re all busy with everyday commitments: work, family, friends….life. In general. It’s not always easy to attend to your own needs AND take care of everything else.

That’s where something like this comes in. I get what a big deal it is to be invited into someone’s bedroom and will treat it with the respect it deserves.

Plus, I get senior discounts!! Haha

So, if you’re down to meet your first Quinquagenarian Muff Diver, I’d love to hear back for you!

The job/Muff Diving market is tough out there. They say it takes 6-12 months to find a good job/Muff to Dive Partner but a well written, targeted application for an internship to prove myself to a muff owner.

So, here goes:

Seeking a rewarding position as a muff diver for a smart, funny, opinionated/empowered organization…I mean, muff owner.

Proficiency skills:

\- equally fluent in English and sarcasm

\- dadbod (but able to muff dive in any position)

\- experienced (as opposed to old)

\- 5’9” (and shrinking)

\- can turn on a PC but needs alcohol to turn on a potential muff owner (this would be after working hours, of course

\- closely trimmed beard (no concern for thigh abrasions)

\- excellent communication skills: fluency in telegram, WhatsApp, and Reddit

\- excellent work ethic…willing to dive for as long as it takes to get the job done

\- soft skills: self deprecation, awkward/dark humor, useless trivia (especially movies)

\- glasses (that will come off during MD activities)

\- adaptable: will change technique to suit muff owner preferences

\- equal opportunity muff diver / do not discriminate based on age, race, or muff grooming style

Would be happy to submit both online and in person interviews. Able to start immediately. Look forward to hearing about this exciting opportunity.

What if we had a dynamic where it was all about you ? Not something overstated, rather it’s implied and understood with no drama or need for explanation.

You have a lot going on - work, family, friends….life in general. It can be exhausting. You need an occasional break from the grind. A stress reliever, if you will. Just a respite where you can come in, take off your shoes, undo your bra, lay back and melt into the bed….with someone who knows the you need an orgasm or three….lol.

I very much find the idea of prioritizing your needs. The way you like it. For as long as you want it. Nothing more expected.

A little bit about me: professional, chill, salt & pepper hair & closely trimmed beard, glasses, and reliable.

It’s quite hard finding people that you vibe with AND are chill and reliable. If this sounds interesting to you, I’d love to hear back.