u/Dull-Analysis-6953

In college my wife went out on a couple dates with a guy. After their last date they went back to his place. They were on the couch making out and grinding and she couldn’t understand why she couldn’t feel his boner. So she stood him up in front of her. Unbuckled/unzipped him, pulled down his jeans and boop…out popped his little 3 incher. She said she straight up laughed out loud, looked up at him and said “really that’s it?”

She felt bad for him so she offered to take her tits out for him to jerk off to. But he had to promise not to get any cum on her. He popped a load into his hand. She suggested he tell future dates about his affliction on the first date moving forward. It’s not fair to waste a woman’s time with his kids toy.

In college my wife went out on a couple dates with a guy. After their last date they went back to his place. They were on the couch making out and grinding and she couldn’t understand why she couldn’t feel his boner. So she stood him up in front of her. Unbuckled/unzipped him, pulled down his jeans and boop…out popped his little 3 incher. She said she straight up laughed out loud, looked up at him and said “really that’s it?”

She felt bad for him so she offered to take her tits out for him to jerk off to. But he had to promise not to get any cum on her. He popped a load into his hand. She suggested he tell future dates about his affliction on the first date moving forward. It’s not fair to waste a woman’s time with his kids toy.