u/Elderberry-Tip-9379

"I want to lick Juno's sweaty stinky feet and her poo🤤" You people remind me of that 4Chan post of a guy who wanted to try out a fart fetish thing with his wife and when they did the fart smelled too bad and he threw up and apparently ended things later with her Idk if that part is that true

(EDIT I SHOULD CLARIFY NEWBORN) Imagine adopting a kid and treating them with all your love and warmth, giving them a life most wouldn't even provide for their biological children, and then they grow up and want to go on a journey to discover who the dead beat alcoholic woman that birthed them was. Like what the fuck is your problem that's like a pig that was rescued from a slaughter house when they were a newborn yearning to go back there as an adult. And they all do this one way or another they're always so invested with "Their true DNA". Everyone expects parents to stop being selfish about wanting the same DNA and just treat them as if they were your biological kids but it's never the other way around with the damn kids!! They should be grateful that they were lucky enough to have someone that raised them when no one else wanted to and only focus on them, but they DGAF it's all about that DNA

People shit on surrogacy and tell anyone without the parts to carry a baby that they should just adopt the kids already on this Earth but they're the most selfish DNA obsessed people on this planet. Only people with the parts to carry have the privilege of being DNA obsessed as fuck to the point of leaving their partner if they're infertile. You can still put the importance of having the same DNA as you/your partner aside and decide to adopt and raise them with the same amount of love but THE ADOPTED KIDS NEVER WILL. When they find out they're adopted they treat it like a betrayal, "I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR REAL KID NOT YOUR FAKE KID YOU LIED TO ME"

I wonder if this is why I am so chuddy and play Emre Ashe Widow in 2026 instead of stroking it to MR like everyone else. I also remember biting her once hard while she breastfed me I don't know why I did that Maybe if she spotted the signs of hitscan player developing much earlier she could have signed me up for intensive treatment to prevent it from worsening any further

I feel like if you date an autistic person and become their special interest you basically have them chained down to you for a solid 30 years YKWIM?

Edit Damn these people beefing with ceiling lights are for the STREETS

> I queue comp

>10 minutes just to play DPS

>Game absolutely fucked because of our tank

>2 Whole rounds of this shit

Why would anyone willingly do this to themselves?