r/OverwatchCirclejerk

im looking for a cheeky bit of cash and thought what easier way than selling my undies to horny phreaks 🦄❗️;3

theyre extra musty from sweating so hard in comp😭😭 this healslut life works up a mean sweat .

bidding starts at 20€ MINIMUM. U pay for shipping and preferably buyers should be fems ! (dont feel comfortable selling to m*n)

FYI: any hairs, lice, skidmarks or otherwise found inside after purchasing does not warrant a refund !!! <3

DM IF INTERESTED !!!!!!!!!

I took a hiatus from Overwatch for a few years and now that I’m back I see so few people simping for Tracer. She used to be the poster girl of OW porn and her ass is still insane and yet so many have forgotten about her I don’t get it. AND she’s lesbian wouldn’t that give her bonus points???? You could make so many hot cross overs I promise. I love new heroes like Domina and Anran but god damn Tracers ass can’t be beaten (other than Juno)

I imagine Ashe relieves herself using it on her micro penis or clitoris, rose bit too small for big cock. Like imagine fucking it and it starts doing that spinny thing like a car wash machine brush it'd be absolutely heavenly Omg

Realistically though Juno would cough a lung up and call it an evil fire device or some shit

It's just become so empty... We kill them and then wait in emptiness for them to come back so we can kill them again...

Am I right or am I right I just fought a 20 min hiccup battle holding my breath till I was blue and it felt the exact same way it does when I’m playing support and I’m slowly dying to a burn with no help in sight and yet I still desperately try to find a health pack

God I wish that were me

I mean she’s rich and selfish she’s gotta be right??? I don’t wanna think badly about my queen but I’m not ignorant she was AT LEAST invited. My head cannon is she denied but I don’t have high enough of an IQ to assume I can figure out Dominas thoughts so idk. I hate the island I hope Domina said no in my head she’s secretly a good person that just loves to use people AND THATS OKAY WITH ME

I knew something was off because her hips were way chunkier in other skins but I just assumed that it was thicker clothing or something and the skin tight suit revealed her true shape but damn...

Art by the amazing Tlanzac

Overwatch dudes are suck genuine weirdos that you don't even need to be a womanizer to pull this off, literally just be able to hold a basic conversation and you're already ahead of like 90% of them

My goal is getting these girls somewhat interested in me, if it goes well in just a few days we'll be talking regularly on multiple platforms, ideally on any social media that isn't discord for personal involvement

Then I start by something small, like a minor embarrassing memory, but I slowly ramp it up the next few days to full on trauma dumping, I tell them the people I lost, my suicide attempts, the time I got abducted, stuff that you absolutely should not tell to people you've known for a few days

It gets awkward real quick and they try to change the subject or straight up leave me on delivered, but I do it again soon after, and so far I have a 100% block rate eventually, which is incredibly cathartic

I'm fully aware they don't care about me at all and are likely talking to a lot of other people but it doesn't matter in the slightest

Only did this a handful times so far and I'm already addicted to the high