r/OverwatchCirclejerk

Couldn’t be me

We must do better.

Feels stupid to do this but it's a sub for Overwatch jerking without porn

Someone earlier stated that they initially felt like they were intruding by interacting on the jerk but the more jerkers the better!

Bit out of left field if you ask me

They finna kill that boy (also posted this in r/overwatchsquarejerk first)

his voice is so annoying that its hot. he has this bratty gay lisp in some of his lines that you can only hear if you have yaoi trained ears like mine. whenever he talks my meat stands straight up. because of this, i cannot play mizuki or play with him on my team because my ftmboner sucks all the blood out of the rest of my body and all i can think about is the way this man would squirm while i rearrange his guts. i wonder how many thrusts it would take for him to lose his cool and melt into submission. it would also be fun to restrain him with his own chains, so that he can do nothing but moan as i pound his tight hole.

another way i would like to fuck mizuki kawano, would be to touch him all over while making out with him and telling him how good hes doing for me. i imagine he has not recieved much love in his life, so i would like to make sure he knows how much i adore him while i rail him. i would like to make him experience the most earth shatteringly powerful orgasm, and then draw him a warm bath and clean him up, after which i would cuddle him to sleep and pet his hair gently.

i need more material for my mizuki w goons folder

D.Mon is cool, no doubt. But she has no personality. They should’ve given her more MILF energy, leaning into her thinking she’s washed because of her age since 28 is basically retirement age for pro gamers. Imagine her fitting her mature body into that skintight plugsuit and being happy she still fits into it. Absolute cinema. Who’s with me??

If you've been out of the loop, there's this new weird Islamic fascist creep on the sub who's stalking Elderberry and all his posts, "exposing" him on political subreddits about how he's a n-zi or whatever the fuck, and proudly boasting about all the reaction he's getting from Elder

I tried to explain the situation to Default and he gave me this long essay about how Stoics wouldn't do that or whatever and how he's actually being fair by letting this happen, and finally basically told me to fuck off so I'll be doing just that

I've been talking to Elder day and night. This isn't my first or second time dealing with these chronically online weirdos, but he actually saw a community here and was openly talking about his personal life (then again so were most of us). Much as you can say "block and move on" it gets to a point

Mind you this isn't even a solidarity with Elder thing. But if some extremist freaks can just invade the sub and decide to stalk and harass people they don't like, this sub is practically unmoderated. No point spending time and energy on a sub full of these parasites while the only mod is larping as Seneca instead of actually moderating the community

I love most of you guys. Thanks for the fun times. My DMs are open to all of you.

Take care 🤍