u/bmrtt

That's right little ones, trust your mama bear

You don't need to think, I'll do it for you

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"Dude you know the game where there are like two heroes that can actually fly and they're on a short timers so fliers aren't too oppressive?"

"Yeah what if we had a permanently flying hero to that, and make it a support, and make it be able to carry around teammates LMAOOOO and maybe its ult can kidnap enemies???? duuuude"

This is a line of thought that did not come from a mentally healthy place

I firmly believe that whatever utterly deranged person came up with this is at a danger to themselves and people around them

I used to think this person was just dumb or clueless about game balance, but I'm willing to admit that I was wrong, a clueless person may keep Ana in the game, but it takes a well and truly disturbed individual to come up with JPC

Let me emphasize that I do not hold a grudge or hatred towards this person, I do not wish this person to to be harmed or harassed in any way, I simply hold the belief that they need to be under strict medical surveillance for the sake of this game and society as a whole

Furthermore, JPC players should also be permanently hardware banned from the game, if you're higher than level 10 on the hero you're gone

Thank you for listening

I must've gotten hundreds of dollars worth of skins from the boxes by now

The only downside is that collabs aren't included but 90% of them are some anime trash anyway so it's not a problem

Thank you Jeff, the bots on the main sub can never make me hate you

The sheer hatred I feel for this braindead fucking hero has reached a point where he's basically the tank version of Ana to me where people are constantly circlejerking about how much "skill" it takes to play the hero meanwhile they're just doing the same two things over and over that you can teach an amputated chimpanzee

He is very much not a very powerful hero but he relies on his enemies being mentally regarded to get value and if I had a dollar for every time I'm holding his entire team by myself meanwhile he casually solos my whole team I'd buy a large dildo and bite its head off pretending it's Akande's dick for payback

The worst part about this entire shit is that the barely alive wastes of flesh that I call teammates will suddenly gain sentience after the defeat screen just to use it to type out "gg tank diff" in chat, however I can only assume that after this miracle they will return to slamming their protruding eyebrows together and seeing which one's empty skull makes the loudest sound

I'm tired

It feels like I'm "satisfied" very quickly and then I just wanna get the fuck away but they keep touching and doing things and I can't tell them to stop because I feel like I'd ruin the moment and they'd take it personal

It gets to a point where I'm pretending to enjoy myself for so long while looking for stuff to distract them with that it feels physically suffocating sometimes

I feel like I'm very good with the idea or fantasy of intimacy especially in fiction, but actually doing any of it is a genuine effort and everyone seems to want more and more and at some point it feels like I'm just letting myself get used

What's the lore explanation for this behavior?

This is also why I love amateur hogs because they use hook on the first enemy they see (usually the tank) so I can fulfill my fetishes of being taken by him over and over

This is not CNC content as the consent in question is inherently implied

I feel like I would’ve had a different life if I just never bought this game

Doubly so if you need it to be remote

40% of jobs are "this is remote but only for x country"

40% is "we need you to do this AI interview and record a video of you dancing to the company anthem and write an essay about why you're going to suck us off so good get a tattoo saying you're our bitch forever"

20% you'll never hear from again

Is there an actual method I'm missing or am I just fucked