u/Final_Lingonberry586

Image 1 — I finally get to show off!
Image 2 — I finally get to show off!
Image 3 — I finally get to show off!
Image 4 — I finally get to show off!
Image 5 — I finally get to show off!

I finally get to show off!

Partner and I went to a educational kink thing this morning.
That alone got her horned up.
Add a trip to Bunnings, and we found some make shift supplies for an idea we’d seen floating around.

Long story short; poor girl can barely move now.
It’s been a very fun day. 😈

Do not contact me unsolicited

u/Final_Lingonberry586 — 5 days ago

Kinked Social 23/8

Howdy.
Any of you lot headed to the KinkEd social today?
Haven’t been before, but we’re finally able to make it to one.

Curious what to expect?

Will say, 10am on a Sunday is a bit early for a social thing in this community, even if it is a workshop-y one as well.

Keen for the 🔪 play learning session anyhow. 😅

Extra text to fill in the arbitrary 350 limit.

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u/Final_Lingonberry586 — 6 days ago

Post Flairs

This is a breakdown of the Post Flairs for the group.
Some are being purposely misused; some maybe are just being misunderstood?

Solo Male:

This is very straightforward.
If you are a solo male posting for any reason about yourself. This is for you. Even if it’s looking for a couple, or a partner for an event, or a cuck situation, you are a solo male, and need to label it as such.

As always; Dickpics are not allowed, and will be removed instantly.

There’s been quite a few people avoiding this flair with things like “discussion”, and that is just not on.

Solo Fem:

Similar to above. There’s not many who post this way; but the same option is there.

Couple:

Are you in a couple looking for other people? This is for you. Use this flair if it’s for both of you.

Do not use this flair if you’re part of a couple, but only one person is actively looking or participating.
Looking at you, men!

Discussion:

Things to discuss in the swinging world? Places, or events you’ve been to? Things you’ve witnessed that maybe were cool, or a maybe even a bit off?
This is the flair for you.

Event/Roll Call:

Going to a specific event? Want to ask who else is going, or after info about the event?

Do not use this flair to attempt to find a fem for cheaper entry to events as a couple. The broader swinging community does not like this behaviour.

Cuck/Hotwife Situation:

Are you a couple who are into being a cuck, or Hotwife? Wanting to show off your fun times, or find someone to be involved? This is the one for you.

This flair is not for singles who want to be involved.

Couple + Unicorn Hunting 🦄:

Are you a couple looking for that elusive unicorn?
Let people know specifically that’s what you’re chasing.

(Unicorns are fems/women to be involved with a couple; so called because of their rarity*.* It is not referring to men at all.)

If you feel there could be other flairs useful to this community; please let me know. ✌🏻

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u/Final_Lingonberry586 — 10 days ago

WoW QueerAF 13/8 Roll Call

Howdy Y’all,
Large (read Fat) very queer couple attending tonight.
We already have some delicious friends coming too, but always happy to see more friendly faces and take back the space for the Queers some!

36M Bi, tall, bearded switch with an Oral Fixation.
28 F Bi, Short, stacked and bouncy!

Before reaching out; please bare in mind we’re not particularly interested in anyone who would describe themselves at GymFit. Soft bodies preferred.

Hoping to see a decent turn out at the venue and get warm in all the best ways!

Who else is coming tonight?

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u/Final_Lingonberry586 — 15 days ago

WoW Queer AF 13/8 Roll Call!

Howdy Y’all,
Large (read Fat) very queer couple attending tonight.
We already have some delicious friends coming too, but always happy to see more friendly faces and take back the space for the Queers some!

36M Bi, tall, bearded switch with an Oral Fixation.
28 F Bi, Short, stacked and bouncy!

We’ll be glittery and likely glowing. 🤡

Before reaching out; please bare in mind we’re not particularly interested in anyone who would describe themselves at GymFit. Soft bodies preferred.

Hoping to see a decent turn out at the venue and get warm in all the best ways!

Who else is coming tonight?

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u/Final_Lingonberry586 — 15 days ago

Single men can only post on what day?

Hey all,
The group will soon be changing to single men only posting on one day a week.

Frankly, the quality of the single male posts is piss poor and hardly worth looking at.

If you care, what day would you like?

Personally, I’m thinking Monday as it gives you a fresh week to post and get to know people before the following weekend.

It will definitely not be Fri-Sun as that’s when events and such happen.

But I’m open to your suggestions.

Feel free to leave your thoughts below

View Poll

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u/Final_Lingonberry586 — 20 days ago

User Warning

Hey all,

Just a precautionary warning about a user “romcommerchant”

They’re messaging people with no prior communication, and asking for “verification” with pictures of you making a peace sign.

They’ve also referred to themselves with different genders to different people.

This is dodgy behaviour in general, and something to be aware of. Especially in the day and age with all the scammers about.

Please let us know if you have any issues with the user. They’ve been banned from both the Melb swinging pages.

Cheers,
-Mods

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u/Final_Lingonberry586 — 2 months ago

Reporting?

I can’t believe I need to make this post;

Who is reporting people for their account age being too young?

All the reports have been completely incorrect.

Please stop.

Reports are fine if there’s an actual problem, but whoever is doing this is just being a pest at this point. 🙄

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u/Final_Lingonberry586 — 2 months ago

Glass Butt Plugs, help!

Hi friendos

I’ve been having trouble finding something similar to what I used to have (before I dropped it on tiles and shattered it😭)

First picture is what I think I had.
Other pictures are what I can find that is not what I’m chasing as they’re all the wrong size/shape.

I have one other currently, but it’s too big immediately, and needs to be worked up to.
Once I can take it, the flared base is way too small. 🙃

Specifically want glass.

Anyone found anywhere useful?
The icicles brand is getting harder and harder to find. I assume that’s due to the issues with The U.S

u/Final_Lingonberry586 — 3 months ago

New Rule changes 🍍

Hola!

Have made some adjustments and rules to the group.

They are listed in the Groups about section (top of page in app),

All posts require a flair or they will not be allowed through.

All users need to be 21+
Anyone under 21 (but over 18!) will need to Mod Mail us, and discuss the issue.

Accounts must be older than one month.

Single males are limited to 1 post per week and must be more than a dick pic. (I’m happy to allow more frequent posts -IF- they are of quality, and you go back and remove the previous post)

I believe this will keep the fake accounts out, and help keep the genuine posts visible so you can see real people.

If there’s any issues, please send a Modmail and we will endeavour to fix it where possible.

I’ve also made some user flairs relating to location.
You can assign these yourselves if you feel it’s helpful.

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u/Final_Lingonberry586 — 3 months ago

Rules!? 🍍

Hola Amigos!

Opening the floor to all you lot;

What are some rules; if any you’d like to see for yhe group?

For example;
I’d like to limit solo males posts/dick pics to once a week,
Have the group be 21+ (as let’s be honest, no one under 21 is actually ready for this scene)
No accounts under 1 month be allowed to post at all.
No crossposts. Make your own, and actually have some information.

What are your thoughts?

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u/Final_Lingonberry586 — 3 months ago

Men, do better.

I say this as someone who’s been around the block a few times, in so many different places.

What do you really hope to achieve with these basic dick pics?

You should be far more than your dicks.
And if that’s all you have to offer, you really don’t have anything to offer to the ENM/Swinging community.

Do better.

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u/Final_Lingonberry586 — 4 months ago

Howdy Ho neighbourinos!

Question for the actual community;

What would you like to see from this sub?

I’ve added some post flairs (please start using them!) and removed a heap of shitty bot posts.

How does everyone feels about OF Accounts/Escorts?

Allow, or remove?
What can do to make this a better sub for you, the user?

Cheers,
-New Mod Guy. ✌🏻

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u/Final_Lingonberry586 — 4 months ago