I’m pretty sure my wife and son were having sex
My son is 20 and in college, and for the first week in summer we went upstate for a getaway. We had a room with twin beds-I took the one on the right side (closes to window) and my wife and son took the bed on the left (closest to door; for reference there was no pull out bed we checked).
That aside, it was about 11-11:30pm by the time we got back to our hotel after the first day. It took probably an hour to get ready for bed so it was a late night. I was still awake looking out of the window when I heard my wife giggle-I thought nothing of it-she giggled again-then again (soft, quiet giggles). I then heard what sounded like lips smacking after a kiss.
Maybe 5 minutes later I heard quiet, heavy breathing. Like whispering but panting. I was lying on my back so I just slightly turned my head and just saw a large hump on the bed (like they weren’t next to each other-I think my wife was on top of my son) and this hump on the bed was moving-slowly back and forth-and occasionally up and down very subtly. This went on for a while-every so often I could hear a few slight squeaks of the mattress and a sigh or moan.
I didn’t hear them finish but not soon after my wife got up to go to the bathroom-then soon after my son. They were in the hotel bathroom for an hour by the time I fell asleep. I don’t know what they were doing but we have 6 more nights up here for them to fool around
The odd part is-I’m not even mad if they are having sex