u/Gassy-Gal

i was at the mall yesterday and i had eaten chipotle for lunch there. my stomach was rumbling and gurgling audibly and i crop dusted a few people walking by and got away with it (at least i think)

later on i made the bad decision to get on an elevator and there were literally so many other people on it. i kept letting out SBDs and you know how you can tell it’s going to stink when it comes out feeling warm? yeah

right before we got to our floor i let out a loud ripper and it literally echoed 😭😭 i almost died of embarrassment but having that many people smell my farts turned me on quite a bit ICL 😅

help! jk, i love it 😖

i work on my campus and i love having big lunches at work. i have IBS so i tend to get really gassy but i cant help myself anyway. i started seeing how much a petite lady like myself can get away with and its much more than i anticipated.

i can literally crop dust people and nobody will suspect it. sometimes ill accidentally let out a loud one and as long as i play it cool nobody will think it was me. i’m so privileged that i get turned on by this because i’ve been doing it constantly at the college store i work at lol

Is it bad? i like to listen to my own farts, i love recording them especially if i feel like i have a lot of gas in me. i’ve recorded so many now lmao and sometimes i send them to my friends. i know it’s gross but it turns me on a lot so i’ve been eating more just to hear myself fart lol

i think my coworker might have felt a certain way about me farting in his car. i’ve been teasing him by farting around him a lot and sometimes i sent the fart audios to him too lmao. i sent him an audio of me farting multiple times in the morning and he sent me gift cards 😭😭

is this bad? i kind of like getting gifts from him

I accidentally gave myself a fart fetish

To preface this let’s just say I have interesting friends who share interesting media with me. Sometimes when I’m in voice chat gaming with my buddies I’ll fart shamelessly and my mic will pick it up and sometimes my friends will joke about smelling it.. so I accidentally made a habit of farting out loud and sometimes this carries into real life.

The other day I needed a ride home from work and a coworker offered to drive me home. I had a bean, chicken and cheese burrito with queso sauce for lunch and I could not stop farting. My muscle memory kicked in and I lifted my thigh and let out a seven second long ripper right into my coworkers brand new leather seat, lol. I felt a little embarrassed at first but being able to rip ass so loud turned me on a little bit. He was surprised and rolled the windows down the rest of the way, and that wasn’t my only fart..

Now let’s just say I have been a little more brave about my bodily functions, it’s fun seeing what a girl can get away with 😖

To preface this let’s just say I have interesting friends who share interesting media with me. Sometimes when I’m in voice chat gaming with my buddies I’ll fart shamelessly and my mic will pick it up and sometimes my friends will joke about smelling it.. so I accidentally made a habit of farting out loud and sometimes this carries into real life.

The other day I needed a ride home from work and a coworker offered to drive me home. I had a bean, chicken and cheese burrito with queso sauce for lunch and I could not stop farting. My muscle memory kicked in and I lifted my thigh and let out a seven second long ripper right into my coworkers brand new leather seat, lol. I felt a little embarrassed at first but being able to rip ass so loud turned me on a little bit. He was surprised and rolled the windows down the rest of the way, and that wasn’t my only fart..

Now let’s just say I have been a little more brave about my bodily functions, it’s fun seeing what a girl can get away with 😖