shart warning
ok so i record my farts as you’re probably aware of if you’ve read my posts before- and i had a really particularly badly gassy butt this one morning. i started recording and i pushed out a wet shart and had to run to the bathroom 😖😭
i’m addicted to crop dusting now. it helps that i’m lactose intolerant and i have IBS so all my farts smell like rotten eggs lol. the reactions get me really wet and i don’t think i can stop anytime soon. the other day i was farting so much at the grocery store i swear i made some of the bouquets wilt 😇
i have IBS and lactose intolerant so almost anything makes me gassy. occasionally (when i remember, ADHD) i’ll record my toots and i hit over 200 clips recently! maybe to celebrate i’ll order some mcdonald’s or taco bell 😇
i fantasize a lot about having a guy (nobody in particular) buy me food and let me fart all over him. i’ve been back home for a bit and it’s so hot so i’ve been laying in bed farting constantly and some are so violent it literally hurts my asshole lol. i have major swamp ass and i’ve just been farting in bed and in my seat all day 😭 wishing i had a personal fart cushion lol
i love recording my farts, especially after a nice big meal. it turns me on a lot and always makes me wet, especially when they’re big ones. i like holding the phone up to my butt and farting especially when it goes on for a few farts. i listen back to them with headphones and get horny lol, anyone else do this or am i weird?
also since the news about parasites in fresh produce came out i’ve been eating a lot more fast food and i’ve been super gassy. mcdonald’s almost every day, i’m always farting now. too bad it’s summer because i think it’s making the heat in my room worse 😅 but at least i like the stink
😭😭 i’ve been recording my farts again and one has a quotation mark near the recording. anyone knows what this means?
f18, in college and working a job that doesn’t even cover my rent. i have IBS and i’m lactose intolerant. i record my farts with my iphone as close to my butt as possible and i think im pretty good at it lol. would anyone be interested in helping me get gassier than i already am? please let me know if this breaks the rules so i can take this down. DMs always open!
so preface i have IBS so im always farting pretty much. i had a big lunch and was at the mall with my friends and i couldn’t stop farting. she challenged me to drop dust strangers so i was doing that for awhile lol until people started to get suspicious so i began holding my gas in. it wasn’t long until i felt like i was going to erupt. unlucky for the people of the mall i had to let it out eventually.
it just so happened that it was on an elevator, and we were going to the opposite floor ☺️
i was at the mall yesterday and i had eaten chipotle for lunch there. my stomach was rumbling and gurgling audibly and i crop dusted a few people walking by and got away with it (at least i think)
later on i made the bad decision to get on an elevator and there were literally so many other people on it. i kept letting out SBDs and you know how you can tell it’s going to stink when it comes out feeling warm? yeah
right before we got to our floor i let out a loud ripper and it literally echoed 😭😭 i almost died of embarrassment but having that many people smell my farts turned me on quite a bit ICL 😅
help! jk, i love it 😖
i work on my campus and i love having big lunches at work. i have IBS so i tend to get really gassy but i cant help myself anyway. i started seeing how much a petite lady like myself can get away with and its much more than i anticipated.
i can literally crop dust people and nobody will suspect it. sometimes ill accidentally let out a loud one and as long as i play it cool nobody will think it was me. i’m so privileged that i get turned on by this because i’ve been doing it constantly at the college store i work at lol
Is it bad? i like to listen to my own farts, i love recording them especially if i feel like i have a lot of gas in me. i’ve recorded so many now lmao and sometimes i send them to my friends. i know it’s gross but it turns me on a lot so i’ve been eating more just to hear myself fart lol
i think my coworker might have felt a certain way about me farting in his car. i’ve been teasing him by farting around him a lot and sometimes i sent the fart audios to him too lmao. i sent him an audio of me farting multiple times in the morning and he sent me gift cards 😭😭
is this bad? i kind of like getting gifts from him
I accidentally gave myself a fart fetish
To preface this let’s just say I have interesting friends who share interesting media with me. Sometimes when I’m in voice chat gaming with my buddies I’ll fart shamelessly and my mic will pick it up and sometimes my friends will joke about smelling it.. so I accidentally made a habit of farting out loud and sometimes this carries into real life.
The other day I needed a ride home from work and a coworker offered to drive me home. I had a bean, chicken and cheese burrito with queso sauce for lunch and I could not stop farting. My muscle memory kicked in and I lifted my thigh and let out a seven second long ripper right into my coworkers brand new leather seat, lol. I felt a little embarrassed at first but being able to rip ass so loud turned me on a little bit. He was surprised and rolled the windows down the rest of the way, and that wasn’t my only fart..
Now let’s just say I have been a little more brave about my bodily functions, it’s fun seeing what a girl can get away with 😖
To preface this let’s just say I have interesting friends who share interesting media with me. Sometimes when I’m in voice chat gaming with my buddies I’ll fart shamelessly and my mic will pick it up and sometimes my friends will joke about smelling it.. so I accidentally made a habit of farting out loud and sometimes this carries into real life.
The other day I needed a ride home from work and a coworker offered to drive me home. I had a bean, chicken and cheese burrito with queso sauce for lunch and I could not stop farting. My muscle memory kicked in and I lifted my thigh and let out a seven second long ripper right into my coworkers brand new leather seat, lol. I felt a little embarrassed at first but being able to rip ass so loud turned me on a little bit. He was surprised and rolled the windows down the rest of the way, and that wasn’t my only fart..
Now let’s just say I have been a little more brave about my bodily functions, it’s fun seeing what a girl can get away with 😖