r/girlfartstories

Me M21 and my girlfriend 21 has bean together for two years now. She started to fart around me at the beginning of our relationship. She is blonde, kinda short and she is beautiful. I have never posted anything here before so decided it’s time for that now.
My gf knows that I have this fetish.

And I’m sorry for bad English, it’s not my first language.

First story:
We were on a holiday together and we were on the beach. She layed on her stomach and she wore a red bikini. I put the back of my head on her ass to rest a little bit.
After a short time I felt something warm against my neck and I realized it was a fart. I didn’t react, I just layed there. My D1ck was really hard, but luckily we were almost alone so no one could see. And then she said ”I just farted on you”. And I said ”I know, I felt it on my neck”. And she just laughed. At that time I just wanted to sniff her ass but I couldn’t do that cause we were outside in public. I said to her let’s go swimming.

In the water she felt my hard cock in the water and she said ”you want to try and eat my fart under water?” While she smiled and I said ”how?”. Then she told me to go under water and put my mouth around her ass. So I did that and I didn’t have to wait for long. When she farted i could literally hear the fart under water. I can’t even imagine how loud it would have been if we were on land. When her fart came into my mouth it tased like salt water together with boiled eggs. I have never tasted something like that before but it was amazing.

When I came up from the water I said ”damn”. And she just said ”I know that tasted good” and then she walked up on the beach again. I had to stay in the water for awhile til my boner was gone so no one could see me.

Like I said, this is the first story I wrote here and I have more stories to write. And btw, my dms are open if anyone wanna chat and ask something.

Hey guys sorry for my disappearance life has been hitting hard, these experiences are from our Spain trip last year.

So we went to Spain as a family last year and we were all inclusive so meals and drinks were free. Sil had been eating lots and drinking even more so her stomach was a gas machine.

Me, wife and sil where sitting outside wife and I’s accommodation and I was sitting on the floor with wife and sil sitting in the chairs when sil said “I really need to fart” and titled her arse towards me and let out this deep bubbly blast that went on for about 5-6 seconds and my wife started laughing and I tried not to react as she didn’t know about my fetish at this time. We all kept chatting when she leaned to the side again and let out a little pop and said “I’ve been eating so much more than I usually do I can’t stop farting” to which wife replied you know some people would love that and even pay you for it” to which sil laughed and said that doesn’t surprise me but I have no way to sell them and laughed. We kept chatting a bit more and she let one last bubbly fart go before saying she was off to bed. Wife and I then went inside and she said “I bet you’re really horny right now” and proceeded to sit on my face and suck me off telling me how lucky I was and sil had no idea how much she was torturing me.

A couple of nights later we were at the outdoor entertainment and sil said she was grabbing drinks for everyone and my wife said go help her as she can’t carry 8 orders of drinks on her own so we headed up to the outside bar and queued. Sil then looked at me and said “oh god I really need to fart and it’s going to be loud” and proceeded to let this really loud obnoxious bassy fart off and the people queuing in front of us turned around and stared at me thinking I was the one to do it, sil then laughed looked at me and said “really Bil you couldn’t hold it in?” To which I replied “sorry it was the alcohol”. We got to the bar and got our drinks and in the walk back to our family she started farting with every step and laughing. When me and wife got back to our room I told her what happened and she said “if only sil knew what she was doing to you honey”

That’s all I can remember but I hope you guys enjoy, sil is now happily recording her farts for me and has said she open to selling them if people are actually interested (she doesn’t believe people will pay for it) and wife is hoping to get her to fart close enough to me so that I can smell it and tell you guys an amazing story

I’m sitting downstairs rolling a blunt while my girlfriend of 4 years relaxes in the bath. As I’m emptying the wrap, I hear the bath water slosh quickly followed by this booming, wet, and long gargle. It wasn’t until I heard her exhale that I realized it was a fart! This fart sounded like she unloaded the entire contents of a colonoscopy prep into her bath! I’m not even kidding, it was 35-40 seconds long. I had to rub one out before she got out otherwise I would have been feral.

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That evening, Lila had eaten everything that could trigger violent diarrhea: milk, fruit, spices, laxatives. Her stomach gurgled loudly as she smiled at Théo, chained to the floor.

“Tonight, you’re really going to suffer, my little human toilet.”

She sent a message to her friend Sarah, a sadistic brunette of twenty-six who shared her extreme tastes. Sarah arrived quickly, already excited by the prospect.

The two girls positioned themselves over Théo, Lila completely naked, Sarah in panties and a tank top. Sarah took out her phone and began filming in close-up.

“Look at this wreck,” Sarah sneered, spitting a thick glob directly onto Théo’s face. “You’re going to eat Lila’s diarrhea like the pig you are.”

Lila squatted just above his open mouth. She couldn’t hold it anymore. A first jet of liquid, yellow-brown, hot and extremely foul-smelling diarrhea burst from her, splashing violently across Théo’s face and going straight into his throat. The smell was abominable, acidic, putrid.

“Damn, swallow that!” Sarah shouted, laughing as she spat on him several times. “You’re nothing but a trash bin for shit. Look at you dripping.”

Lila pushed again, and this time it was a continuous flow of liquid diarrhea pouring over Théo’s mouth, nose, and eyes. He choked, coughed, and tried to spit it out, but Lila pressed her wet backside against his face to force him to take it all in.

Meanwhile, Lila grabbed his penis again and began stroking him vigorously, her hand sliding over his shaft already soiled by the splashes.

“You’re still hard, you filthy pervert? Even covered in my liquid shit, you get turned on.”

Sarah zoomed in on everything: Théo’s shattered face, the diarrhea running from his mouth, Lila’s hand moving up and down quickly.

Lila then slid her middle finger into Théo’s mouth to coat it with her own filth, then pushed it straight into his anus, fingering him roughly, searching for his prostate.

“Take my finger in your virgin ass while I jerk you off, you little bastard.”

Théo moaned in shame and disgust, his body trembling violently. Sarah kept insulting him:

“You’re just a shit-whore. Look at yourself—we’re filming you getting fingered by the one you hated. Everyone will know what kind of worthless trash you are if we decide to share this.”

Lila sped up both the stroking and the fingering, curling her finger inside to stimulate his prostate while her diarrhea continued to drip intermittently onto the boy’s chest and stomach.

Théo finally climaxed despite himself, a forced and humiliating orgasm. Thick spurts of semen shot onto Lila’s hand and his own stomach.

Without any mercy, Lila scooped up the semen with her fingers, mixing it with the diarrhea still running, and forced it into Théo’s mouth.

“Swallow your semen now. Eat your own seed mixed with my liquid shit, like the little slut you are.”

Sarah filmed Théo’s filled mouth in close-up, Lila pushing her dirty fingers deep into his throat.

“Look at him swallowing everything… damn, it’s beautiful,” Sarah whispered, aroused.

Lila finally pulled her finger out of Théo’s anus and wiped it on his already ruined face.

“Tonight, you sleep like this. Covered in my diarrhea and your semen. And tomorrow, we’ll do it again with Sarah. Maybe we’ll even invite other girls.”

The two girls laughed as they went upstairs, leaving Théo chained, trembling, soiled from head to toe, his mind completely broken by absolute humiliation.

i was at the mall yesterday and i had eaten chipotle for lunch there. my stomach was rumbling and gurgling audibly and i crop dusted a few people walking by and got away with it (at least i think)

later on i made the bad decision to get on an elevator and there were literally so many other people on it. i kept letting out SBDs and you know how you can tell it’s going to stink when it comes out feeling warm? yeah

right before we got to our floor i let out a loud ripper and it literally echoed 😭😭 i almost died of embarrassment but having that many people smell my farts turned me on quite a bit ICL 😅

My ex came over to collect some stuff after we broke up, when he came round, as he bent down to pick the last of his stuff up I farted right in his face and laughed. He was not happy about it. He cheated on me so this was my revenge.

Hey guys! I’m back with another story. As I promised, I’ll give u guys the story from Love’s mom Sugar. As I said for a description in the past story, Sugar is about 5’6, around 41-42, she is literally built like Cherokee the porn star. For context, Sugar is lactose intolerant, even worse than Love. Her farts are probably the worst I’ve ever smelled ngl. WARNING! There are mentions of scat but it’s not that bad. Just want to give a warning! Enjoy the story!

It was around 6-7 months ago. Love and I were at her mom’s for the weekend because Sugar wanted to spend time with the baby. It was Saturday night. After the baby went down for the night. We had broke out the weed and drink like we usually do. Sugar went in the fridge and started reaching down to the back of the fridge. She had on these purple and black leggings that shaped her ass amazingly. Like I said if I wasn’t with my girl I would have to get a piece of her mom no capppp.

“Y’all wanna try some of this?” She said as she walked back to the table. She has a big container of coquito. For those who aren’t familiar, coquito is an alcoholic eggnog drink. It’s good af ngl. “Hell yeah pour it up!” Love said to her mom.

I accepted a glass too but I sipped it slowly since I’m not much of a drinker. We all sat around playing cards and bumping some music for a little while. Smoking and sipping on the coquito. I was fried I tell you. I barely was drinking the coquito. The girls noticed after a while and they asked me for my glass and they split it. I looked over at the gallon and that bitch was about 3/4 empty. I thought to myself I’m in for a long night.

Around 11:30 the madness started. Love leaned to her side and ripped a nasty bubbler. “Damn bae you ain’t waste no time did you.” I said immediately while fanning. I had to act like I didn’t enjoy the smell because I didn’t want Sugar to think I was a fart sniffer lol. (She wouldn’t be wrong tho)

“Nah I lowkey think I might have to go sit on the toilet soon.” She said while shuffling her cards with the Dutch in her hand. “Shidddd. I was waiting for someone to do it first.” Sugar said.

I literally was about to ask “what you mean“ before I seen her scrunching her face up, lifting her ass to the side, in my direction by the way, and ripping a disgusting rumbling fart. I literally thought she just shit herself at the dinner table. Like it was a fart that sounded like there would be no friction at all if u went to wipe.

“Goddamn! Go check ya damn panties.” I said while covering my nose with my shirt. I literally can smell the eggyness through my shirt. The fart was so pungent it felt like it was burning my nose. I was def getting turned on but I had to hide it so Love wouldn’t think I was getting turned on by her mom. I excused myself to the bathroom. I made it seem like the eggnog got my stomach fucked up too. I just needed to decompress from all of the toxic air in the room.

I sat on the toilet lid for like 5 minutes hitting my vape and chilling on my phone. Next thing I know I hear a bang at the door. “Vinny hurry your ass the fuck up right now. Or you gonna have to clean up this floor!” Sugar was yelling at me because she had to use the bathroom. So I faked flushed the toilet. Sprayed air freshener and washed my hands. “Ight mama I’m coming damn.” I responded.

“N****, I said hurry up.” She said again but I could tell through the door her teeth and face were clenched when she said it. “Ight damn!”

I opened the door, she literally slipped past me, all ass on my pelvis, farting on me and all the way to the toilet. The fart didn’t hit me until like a couple of seconds later. It smelled like she literally sharted on me. She didn’t even let me leave the bathroom and close the door before she let out the monster. “You nasty motherfucker bro!” I said while laughing and closing the door. When I closed the door, I was stiff as a board. I just sat outside of the door for a minute and tried to calm down before returning to Love.

When I went back into the living room I found Love in the kitchen eating cake at the stove. I walked up to her. “Ya mom’s just trucked me to take a shit.” I said. She started laughing in my face like it was funny. “Nah I probably would have did the same thing.”

“Hey pull my finger.” She said while holding her cake and fork in one hand and her other one stretched out to me. Of course knowing me I pulled it. She had a big goofy ass grin on her face. She let out a flapping fart that sounded like she was clapping her ass. My girl is such a child at heart and I love that for her.

“Y’all two don’t need no more goddamn dairy.” I said while walking up to her. I gripped her ass cheek real hard and held it. “I know…” she said.

She arched her back and farted again while I was still grabbing her butt. “Alright it’s your turn. Go sit on the toilet.” I said with a slight grin and I smacked her butt again.

“Yeah you right.” She said as she put the plate down. She went to use the other bathroom upstairs while I rolled up another Dutch. Sugar returned a couple of minutes later.

“Sorry for tooting on you, I had to poop so bad!” She said in her country ass accent. “Yeah whatever n****.” I said with the blunt in my mouth lighting it. Little did she know that was the sexiest shit I’ve experienced from her.

That was pretty much the end of the night. Me and Love didn’t do anything that night because it was shark week but I def had to think about that later when i was alone if u catch my drift! Thanks for reading you guys! Till the next story!

Hi everyone

This is a story about a female friend I have called Elly (not real name). I have shared stories about her in the past but that was on my old reddit account.

For context she is 29. About 5 foot 8 and blonde. Very curvy and a fantastic ass.

She's a naturally very attractive woman and has always been gassy since we've been friends (about 9 years now).

I have a few stories on my old account that I will try and get back but I'll start by telling a story that happened just a couple nights back.

We'd been out for tea and she had a jacket potato with beans...as I mentioned she is always gassy so beans are the worst (or best lol) food for her.

After we'd eaten she came back to my flat and asked if she could have a lie down on the bed.

I said yes and actually joined her on the bed too.

She got under the covers and we were just talking about random shit.

After a couple minutes she was talking then stopped and went "I'm gonna fart". I love it when she announces it so I was excited. She let out a pretty nice sounding bassy fart and started laughing. I laughed too but mainly to add my arousal hahaha.

We carried on talking and then she announced she had to fart again. Over the course of the next 30 mins or so she must have farted every 5 minutes or so.

My heart was racing while I was tryna concentrate on just holding a conversation hahah.

She made a comment that it was the beans that had got her that way.

After a while she said she had to leave as was in work the next day.

As soon as she lifted the covers the smell of her bean farts hit me straight away.

I actually involuntary reacted to it and Elly started laughing and apologising for the smell.

She nipped into the bathroom for a pee then came out and as she was stood at the end of my bed she scrunched her face a little and let out 3 bassy farts after another before doing a little sigh of relief.

I gave her a hug goodbye (while tryna hide my boner hahaha) and she left.

After she'd gone I lay down on the bed and there was still a smell permeating so I had no option but to "de-stress" lol. It was pretty intense haha.

Hopefully I'll have more experiences and I'll see if I can find my old stories about her as I have quite a few hot experiences

So to preface this with all the usual malarkey; I've been a lurker for a while this is a throwaway account, no I won't share pictures of my mom so don't bother asking that, and no this is not incestuous she was just the catalyst to my fetish. All the usual sticking points addressed up front, on to the events themselves.

When I was but a younger man I had a pretty great relationship with my mom. I mean I still do but I have my own place and so we just spend less time around each other. Growing up my mom was a proud and confident woman. She's quite successful, she does all sorts of computer shit for businesses, stuff I'm sure would be extremely interesting if I understood a word of it.

Point is that despite both her and my dad working she could work from home and afford time off so I spent a lot of time with her growing up. Around the house her favourite clothes were baggy pyjama shirts and leggings or other comfortable, breathable clothes. She basically did everything in her power to not look or act like the respected and esteemed business lady that she is. Which brings me on to the actual story.

As said before my mom is a proud kinda gal. Very little shame. And one thing she's always been proud of, shocker, is her farts. I dunno what she's like when she's in the office but at home I can attest she'll let out obnoxiously loud and bassy farts without a care and has done for most of my entire life. She likes to do it while pulling faces, audibly grunting, the ol' "pull my ginger" stance... the works. But by far her favourite trick was weaponising them.

The usual affair usually came about early in the morning. I'd get up and I'm not exactly quick to wake up despite being an early bird. She'd find me, slumped over the couch half asleep and walk passed me, making sure to swing her hip a little and rip a bubbly fart as she walked passed. Usually she'd make some comment about me having a skid mark across my face. I would groan, complain and hold my nose and she'd practically piss herself laughing. Sometimes I'd be crouched down for something and the same trick would follow.

I can't say for certain what it was that started it, but over time my instincts to hold my nose began to shift into taking subtle sniffs of the air instead. My mom's diet is quite meaty so her farts were too. She's a little on the chubbier side so they were never quiet or small farts either.

One of the best times she ever got me was a prank she pulled. I was helping her with chores around the house when we were carrying some small bags up the stairs. I was behind her at the time. As we were walking she called behind her and told me to watch out for pins or nails that might have fallen from the bags or boxes and were on the stairs. My eyes pointed down and I stopped watching where I was going. She took advantage of the moment; put one of her bags on the step, crouched down a litttle and got ready.

My face bumped into her ass, my nose sliding right between her cheeks. Her ass is wide and soft so it felt like going face first into a cushion. Before I could react, blush, or even pull my head back she reached back, held me and ripped a thick and warm stinker right in my face and doubled over laughing. She let go of me and I'd like to say I struggled and kicked back. But, a) I was on the stairs and didn't want "being face farted and cracking my skull as I fell downstairs" to be the way I went out. And b)... I didn't hate it. I wanted to but it instead got me feeling a kinda way I knew it shouldn't. Thankfully I knew my usual routine. Moan and groan and acted like I hated it. But ultimately I kinda savoured the lingering smell in my nostrils. And when I was alone I realised what the feeling really was.

My mom has gotten me plenty of times over the years, still gets me to this day if ever the opportunity presents itself. I'll be happy to share more here or even in DMs for anyone who asks nice enough.

Hope you all enjoyed the story!

Me (F32) and my sister (F30) would do fart contests when we were younger and we'd get our brother (M28) to judge. He wasn't willing to be a judge we had to force him into it and whoever gave him the worst reaction would win.

my wife has been putting on weight lately (which I love, but that's a different topic) and as she's gone from slim to thick to chubby, her farting has changed. First of all, it's way more frequent, like audible farts happen every single day, most often multiple times per day. Used to be only a couple times a week, at times even less.

Secondly, they're not just more frequent, they're louder. I think her growing ass cheeks make more music lol especially when she leans forward and grunts a bubbler that escapes out the back, up her crack. She ripped 3 of those tonight at the dinnertable while eating. Only the last one earned a cursory shrug of apology towards me.

Her diet is so all over the place, with more dairy and coffee, and she really doesn't seem to care or even notice how much gassier it makes her. She'll just fart and barely acknowledge it, maybe just a smiling glance at me if it was a particularly big one. The other day she was on the couch talking on the phone with her mom and I saw her lean to one side and try to slowly let one go. It was slow, but the force was too much to make a SBD like she was hoping. It ended up being a resonant brrrrrrrrrrrr ppp pp p into the couch. Super long, like 4-5 sec and when it finished she silently looked at me with her jaw dropped for a sec, then immediately went back to chatting with her mom. I REALLY wondered if her mom had heard it or not lol.

Has anyone else noticed their partner's farting changing with more weight?

My (31M) wife (27F) have been married for a little over a year. When we first started dating she was always shy about her farts. Would run to the bathroom or hide in another area of the house to let them out. She’s got a slim thick build with a big bubble butt and a handful in the chest area. God has blessed me with a beautiful queen.

The first few nights she stayed over at my place she would let a few out while she slept. At the time I didn’t really have this kink. I just thought it was cute. Then early one morning after a late night of drinking and playing she let out the longest deep rooted fart I’ve ever heard from her. So loud she woke herself up from it. She looked at me in a sleepy daze and we both laughed and moved on.

Over the course of the several years we have been together obviously she has gotten more comfortable with passing gas around me.

One night we started getting freaky on the couch. I bent her over and started eating her ass from the back and she unknowingly let out two tiny farts. Something I’ve never experienced before but inside me something clicked. It aroused me more than ever, and that was the start of my journey.

I let her know that she had passed gas while I was down on her after we had finished and I told her that I enjoyed it thoroughly. Naturally she was a little embarrassed, but I reassured her that it was welcomed and that I was into it especially with her.

Slowly she would start to fart more around me and more importantly right on my cock when we cuddle. The warmer, the stinkier, the better.

Then one day I was grabbing a pan from the bottom cabinet and she walks by grabs my head shoves my face right in between her gorgeous cheeks and lets out a stinky morning fart right into my nose.

She has since confessed that she enjoys it too, and it has brought us closer together in the most intimate ways. She farts every time I go down on her especially when I lift her legs in the air and dig in deep.

Truly blessed to have her as a wife.

What a queen.

I’ve gained like, 20 pounds in the last year after getting in a new relationship. He is always taking me out to nice restaurants, my favourites are Mexican and Italian. But the weight gain mixed with such foods has resulted in my farts going from usually SBD, to always extremely loud and deadly. He doesn’t share my kink but he isn’t disgusted by it, we often share giggles when I let wet ones rip in public places.

I’ve recently decided to try to lose weight by eating only one meal a day and with that I’ve started taking Metamucil. I thought this would have a positive effect on the gas because it is supposed to aid digestion. But instead, I am farting the bassist, loudest farts literally every 5-10 minutes, sometimes more. They’re so thick, bubbly and hot I have to keep checking to see if they’ve left anything behind on my panties. So far they haven’t but I’ve only started taking it two days ago. It’s almost like the smell is condensed too, and it lingers. I’ve started leaving the room to fart when my boyfriend and I are home together, because they are much too stinky for him, and he swears the room still smells gassy 10 minutes later.

He hesitated when I first suggested this, but after some convincing we are going out tonight and my meal will be a burrito with cheesy shrimp on the side! I am hoping I get through the night without any wet surprises, and that I don’t disrupt the other people at the restaurant too much with my constant farts.

help! jk, i love it 😖

Okay this is kinda embarrassing but also lowkey hot so I’m sharing it.
Last Saturday I treated myself to lunch two big burritos and an iced coffee , then went to the mall to walk around and clear my head. I was wearing my favorite tight yoga pants and a cute top that showed a little cleavage.

I was browsing in one of those big clothing stores when I felt a huge fart brewing. Instead of going to the bathroom like a normal person, I walked to a quieter aisle with barely anyone around. I pretended to look at some dresses, bent over a little… and let it rip. A long, warm, bubbly one that definitely smelled like burritos.
Right as I straightened up, this tall, good looking guy (probably early 30s) walked right into the cloud. I turned around and saw him pause. He made a face and quietly said “Jesus…” but he didn’t walk away. He actually stayed in that same aisle, pretending to look at clothes.

I got embarrassed and quickly moved to another section. But after like 5-6 minutes I walked back through the same area… and he was still there. Just standing in the same spot, phone in his hand, not really doing anything. My heart started beating faster. Was he actually waiting to smell more?

I got a little bold. I walked past him slowly, turned my back, and let out another softer one as I “reached for something on a high shelf.” I swear I saw him glance over. He didn’t leave. If anything, he moved a little closer.
I left the store after that because I was getting way too turned on and nervous at the same time. But the whole drive home I kept thinking about it. The idea that this random hot stranger might have actually liked smelling my farts is surprisingly dirty and exciting.
I’ve never really done anything like that before, but now I can’t stop wondering if he followed me with his eyes when I walked away. Maybe I’ll go back to that mall again soon… who knows 😈
Anyone else ever had a moment like this where you think a stranger might actually be into it?

Hey I’m back after being gone for a while. This happened almost 2 months ago now but after having it in my mind for so long I really want to share it.

I had lunch at a local place around my area with a coworker, and this is where I believe I got the food poisoning from. Later that night I’m sitting in my bed farting a lot more than I had been all day, but I just thought it was one of my stomach flare ups I usually get.

Around bed time, my farts have gotten really bad and my stomach is hurting a lot, every couple minutes I’m letting out these very wet rotten egg and diarrhea smelling farts. My roommate is complaining that she’s not going to be able to sleep that night cause the apartment is smelling so bad and anywhere around me is making her feel sick. I apologized as much as I could but I wasn’t gonna hold them in cause then it would have made my stomach hurt even worse.

All night I’m getting up to go to the bathroom due to nausea and stomach cramps, and the whole bathroom is smelling really awful from everything I’m doing in there.

It was gone mostly after the next morning, though I did let out a few very rancid farts while I was running errands later in the day.

Today, I ate some eggs, beans, sausages and I put my ass right up against my husband's nose while he was asleep and I farted. It was so funny. He wasn't happy about it!

Hola, les prometí una actualización sobre cómo me estoy adaptando a mi fetiche por los pedos, así que, una cosita que olvidé mencionar es que tengo el estómago sensible y soy intolerante a la lactosa.

Teniendo eso en cuenta, después de lo de la comida tailandesa, creo que fue principalmente culpa mía por mezclar tanta comida y comer tan rápido. Aunque no me arrepiento, jaja. En fin, ayer decidí intentar llenarme de gases sin tener que ir al baño a mitad de camino, ¿saben a qué me refiero? Muchos me recomendaron frutos secos, así que los comí casi todo el día: en batidos de proteínas, en barritas, en todo. Cuando llegué a casa, casi no me hicieron efecto, solo tuve unos peditos y, sinceramente, me sorprendió porque comí muchísimos. Pero al final de la noche, simplemente necesitaba ir al baño 😔

Esta mañana empecé con un refresco light y una tortilla (una combinación rara, pero estaba muy rica, además tenía proteínas, jaja). En la universidad comí alfajores de chocolate rellenos de dulce de leche y me tomé un Monster. Luego fui al gimnasio y, como siempre tomo mi pre-entrenamiento con Monster, me vino bien, jaja. Después de una hora, empecé a sentirme un poco pesada del estómago y eructaba mucho. Terminé mi última serie y salí corriendo del gimnasio. Al llegar a mi apartamento, me encerré en mi habitación y me tiré pedos sin parar durante media hora. Esta vez fueron diferentes: mucho más fuertes y el olor era perfecto, me puso cachonda, pero mientras lo disfrutaba me dieron ganas de ir al baño otra vez y el momento se arruinó 🫠

Todavía tengo la barriga hinchada y se me escapan peditos de vez en cuando, pero las bebidas con gas solo me duran unos minutos. Si quieres más novedades, avísame, y si tienes alguna sugerencia de comida que te dé gases sin efectos secundarios, ¡te lo agradecería mucho! ¡Adiós! <3

So I recently ran a bake sale to raise money for a not for profit business I’m apart of. One of the girls there is an absolute gas queen, pretty commonly rips it and laughs. Makes childish jokes about it too, she just thinks it’s funny. Especially for a pretty girl like her to fart.

So during the sale it constantly reeked of sulphur for me and I couldn’t figure out why. Then during a lull in conversation I just barely heard this girl rip an airy fart. So I pointed at her and said “I heard that.” Then she just started giggling like it was the funniest thing in the world and said “I’ve been doing that the whole time!”

Lather on, when the volunteers could buy some food for themselves, I jokingly said “you better not have farted on the food, if you did it probably wouldn’t be safe to sell” and mid mouthful she replied “only yours.”

42F sharing our morning ritual. After years together, we found something that wakes us both up better than coffee. I wake up first, feeling that natural overnight gas buildup. Instead of getting up right away, I straddle my husband's face while he's still half-asleep and let loose with warm, potent morning farts.

The smell is stronger in the morning and he loves being 'attacked' like that. Some days I make him thank me between each one. It sets a filthy, playful tone for the whole day and makes me feel desired and dominant. At 42 it's fun to have this low-effort, high-reward way to connect intimately before the real world starts.

Morning gas enthusiasts: How potent are your wake-up farts compared to later in the day? Couples with face sitting rituals — what's your favorite position or timing? Girls who lead the fart play — any creative ways you surprise your partner?