i’m addicted to crop dusting now. it helps that i’m lactose intolerant and i have IBS so all my farts smell like rotten eggs lol. the reactions get me really wet and i don’t think i can stop anytime soon. the other day i was farting so much at the grocery store i swear i made some of the bouquets wilt 😇
Hiiii, sorry for being so inactive on Reddit but I’ve been super focused on getting back into my volleyball practices. For those who don’t know, I got injured like 2 years ago and I started practicing again at the beginning of August. Anyway, now I’m gonna tell you about my last two weeks which have been pretty packed 🫣
Now that I’m doing more sports again I’ve decided to go back to a higher-protein diet so I can perform better. In general I think the most important thing for playing volleyball is having a good physique—if you get tired quickly you can end up being a burden for your team. Anyway, my days start with 5 scrambled eggs with whole wheat bread and oats, then I go to the gym and I usually take my protein. When I leave I eat like 2 or 3 granola bars max. For lunch something a bit lighter but that still fills me up, sometimes Greek yogurt with nuts, chicken salads… etc. After that I usually go to my volleyball practices and for dinner I normally eat grilled chicken with veggies. Keeping all that in mind, my little tummy has had a bit of trouble getting used to such a big change in my diet.
To put emphasis on the gym part… sometimes I fart after eating such a heavy breakfast and combining it with the protein. It usually makes my tummy bloat a little but it’s worth it. I always check if there’s anyone nearby before letting one out, and I try to squeeze my butt cheeks tight so it doesn’t sound too loud—plus the gym music helps a bit.
While I’m practicing volleyball the same thing happens… my tummy fills up with gas and starts making little noises, so I try to hold in the farts as much as I can. It’s usually hard though because while I’m jumping and hitting, my stomach gets all mixed up, and I end up letting out my little farts while I’m drinking water in a corner of the place. Although it has already happened that some of my girl friends have heard me, but they usually just ignore it.
And to finish, when I get home around 8 pm I usually shower and have dinner. Sometimes I release a few farts while I’m showering—it feels so good and I relax a lot. After dinner I go to my room and that’s when my tummy starts rumbling louder. It’s something I do every night now, so I get all comfy, cover myself up and just let all my farts out. It feels so exciting and satisfying… smelling my own farts after a long day, with that super stinky smell they usually have, is simply beautiful. I end up masturbating as much as I can and I usually fall asleep almost naked (with barely any clothes on) haha. Don’t judge me ok?
P.S.: Thanks to everyone who messaged me privately asking if I was okay or what had happened to me. I appreciate that you care about me, and I feel like I’ve grown a lot in the fart fetish, even though I still want to live a bunch more experiences. Anyway, thank you for being the best community ever, love you, byee <3
I (24F) was visiting a friend, Lindsey (22F), yesterday, we made tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches for dinner.
It was sooo delicious.
Afterward, we sat on the sofa, watched a movie together, and had some ice cream.
The movie wasn't all that spectacular, I got really tired and half dozed off.
My friend suddenly said she had to use the bathroom quickly. I just nodded and briefly fell asleep, when I woke up, I wanted to go to the bathroom myself, but I realized Lindsey was still in there.
I was standing in front of the bathroom and was just about to head back to the living room when I heard loud, bubbling noises.
I moved closer to the door to listen, and I could hardly believe it Lindsey was farting up a storm in there.
Her farts sounded like she had massively shat herself, the strange thing was, you could tell she wasn't actually sitting on the toilet.
I suddenly noticed the door wasn't fully closed and peeked through a small crack into the bathroom, there was Lindsey, lying on the floor in doggy style with an expression somewhere between disgust and absolute sexual arousal.
She didn't stop farting, and every fart made her moan loudly, judging by her facial expressions, it felt like everything down there must have been throbbing for her.
She was farting nonstop, every 20 seconds, moaning louder and louder.
By this point, I noticed myself getting completely wet, and I started throbbing intensely down there too.
It made me soo horny to see Lindsey getting off while she forced out the wettest, loudest, and longest farts nonstop. By this point, she was farting every five seconds, and the farts lasted about 10 to 15 seconds, roughly two minutes later, she took off her pants and started touching herself down below. She moaned louder and louder as she farted, and finally, she came extremely loudly and intensely while farting. I came in my pants along with her, holding my hand over my mouth to keep from making any noise.
|| I love my wife so she is gassy queen so my account name is also gassy queen||
My wife and me are married for almost 3 Years and we are very comfortable to the farts and like this things. So, farts are natural and funny for us. My wife has big ass and overall very sexy hot laddie ever seen and she is very beautiful and fit 😍 and she loves me more than anyone. She is Gassy laddie for which i also love but not that much gassy but when she get gassy she blast huge farts that no one have farted like that. So, i have 2 stories from the same day evening and night-
"This happened on 23rd August"
It was a relaxed evening at home. My wife went into the kitchen to prepare dinner while I stayed in the living room, watching TV.
At first, everything was completely normal. I could hear the chopping of vegetables, the clinking of utensils, and the sound of the stove.
Then, from the kitchen, I suddenly heard:
PRRRRRRRRRRRT!
I paused the TV and looked toward the kitchen.
My wife continued cooking as if absolutely nothing had happened.
A minute later, while she was moving around the kitchen, another loud:
BRRRRRAAAAPPP!
I started laughing from the living room.
“Are you okay in there?” I called out.
“I’m perfectly fine!” she shouted back, trying not to laugh.
I turned the TV volume down because I was now curious about what was happening.
A few moments of silence passed.
Then—
PFFFFFFFFRRRRRRT!
I couldn't hold my laughter anymore.
She called from the kitchen, “Stop listening!”
“I’m not listening!” I replied, laughing.
She continued preparing dinner, but the peaceful kitchen soundtrack kept getting interrupted.
PRRRRRT!
A few seconds later:
BRRRT!
Then another particularly long:
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT!
By now I was laughing so hard that I had to get up and walk toward the kitchen.
She looked at me with an embarrassed smile and said, “Why did you come here?”
“I just wanted to see if the kitchen was okay!”
She burst out laughing.
After finishing dinner, my wife came back from the kitchen and dropped onto the sofa beside me.
“Finally, movie time,” she said.
We picked a movie, got comfortable, and for the first few minutes, everything was completely quiet.
Then suddenly—
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!
I immediately turned toward her.
She looked straight at the television and pretended she hadn't heard anything.
I started laughing. “Seriously?”
She covered her face and laughed. “Just watch the movie!”
We tried to continue.
A few minutes later—
BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAP!
This one was so loud that we both stopped talking.
I stared at her in disbelief.
She started laughing uncontrollably. “Okay, that one was impossible to hide!”
We resumed the movie, but barely a minute later:
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!
I paused the movie again.
“You're making this impossible!” I said, laughing.
She grabbed a cushion and jokingly threw it at me.
Then came another:
PRRRRRT—BRRRRRT—PRRRRRRRRRT!
We both completely lost it.
By this point, neither of us was paying attention to the movie anymore. Every few minutes, another loud sound interrupted the evening.
BRRRRRAAAP!
Then:
PRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT!
And shortly afterward:
PFFFFFFFFFRRRRRT!
I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes.
She finally said, “I think this movie has officially been defeated.”
We rewound the scene we'd missed, but another enormous PRRRRRRRRRRRRRT! interrupted it.
She buried her face in the cushion while I laughed.
After several more minutes, things finally became quiet. We looked at each other and started laughing again just remembering the chaos. I don't know what food make her that much gas but this happened and i enjoyed it. My wife loves to fart when only near me not with other peoples.
The movie eventually finished, but neither of us could remember half the plot. Somehow, the real entertainment that night and evening had been our completely noisy . But in night while we are sleeping i can hear some little toots coming from her ass and when i get up in morning she was getting dressed up but when i see her she weared only bra and panties and after some minutes she let out a 5-6 secs loud fart that echoed the whole room and i get fully up by it and i told her impressive and she told "thank you my baby". After that i dressed up and ate breakfast and in the afternoon we went to market in car and in the car i have let out two loud farts and she first laughed and told you cannot beat me in this thing and i told i don't want to beat because you are my lovely wife and told no one can beat you also.
After that day my wife gets more comfortable to fart near me and everyday she gets gassy by eating the foods and farts as much she can and one day also she told me that i know you loves to hear me Farting loud farts and i also told yes i definitely loves your farts and you. She kissed me and hugged. From then she farts loud farts as much she can but not like that day not that much.
One time I had a session with this 20-something guy. Kinda twink-y, super subby, wanted me to really torture him. So I instructed him to not jerk off for a week before we met up. Then, when I came over, I told him he would have to sniff my farts all day if he wanted to be allowed to cum.
He was a little scared, but farts weren’t one of his blacklisted kinks, so being a huge horny sub, he agreed. But ooooh boy, was he not ready. 🤣
I was kinda just watching shit on his TV, while he sat patiently, massaging my feet, and waiting for any commands. At one point, I finally felt my first fart coming, so I told him to come to my ass. He reluctantly put his face there and shivered when I let out a niiice hot bubbly 5-second fart into his face. He proceeded to cough and whine a little, to which I just told him to shut the fuck up and wait for the next one. 🥰
After releasing a silent but deadly, I grabbed him by the hair and forced him to sniff aaaall the residual stench from my panties. He reeeeaaaally wasn’t enjoying that. 🤣 He kept groaning and sobbing that it stinks too much? So I asked him if he’d prefer to not be allowed to cum... to which he shut up and continued sniffing. 🤣🤣
By the end of the day, I was sitting on his face, bare ass, as he was sobbing and yelling for help with every fart. (Never safe-worded tho 😋) I let him cum to my last fart, which he said made him want to puke.. So I decided it was a worthy trade-off to let him finally release. 🤷♀️
Been a while since I’ve talked about my coworker but to be honest she’s kind of fallen off, first of all I don’t see her anywhere near as much as I used to and her farts have gotten kinda small
Yesterday tho omg
She only let off two but both were enourmous bombs
The first me and another coworker caught up with her and we were talking me and my other coworker started to walk away to go to lunch and I just behind me hear a giant rip come out of her, easily 5 or 6 seconds long and pretty wet and VERY loud.
I got to lunch just thinking about it the whole time.
Unfortunately I had to wait a couple more hours to hear another but I’m sure she was ripping ass the whole time.
She let out a smaller one in length (about three seconds) but holy shit was it loud.
Anyways small story but super hot dm me if u wanna talk about her or see some pics
god she was ripping ass today. She had eaten a bunch of grapes and was letting out these nasty-sounding bubbly farts. She even paused and told me "this one feels scary" before pushing out another 3-4 sec bubbler. After she was like "I don't know what's got me like this" but in a really casual unworried way. Pretty fucking hot.
During dinner she literally hits a burp-fart combo, like she rears back and starts a long low belch. Then, mid belch, she leans her ass up on one side and pushes out another nasty bubbling fart. I think that's only the second burp fart combo I've ever witnessed from her. Rare beauty from her booty
I've been a single mom for years now, working as a PSW long shifts helping people with everything from bathing to transfers, the kind of physical, thankless grind that leaves you exhausted and smelling like antiseptic and other people's lives. I used to be a stripper. I loved the dancing, the power, the way I could own a room with my body. These days I stay active dancing in my living room when the kids are with their dad, boating on the weekends when I can steal a few hours, hiking, anything to feel like myself again. Lately I've been so tired of the hard work, the constant giving, that I've started embracing my sexual side again. Hard. No more pretending I'm just mom and caregiver. I want to feel dirty, wanted, and completely unfiltered.
Last weekend I had the kids at their dad's. I took the boat out by myself in the afternoon sun, water, music blasting, dancing on the deck like I used to on stage. I felt that old fire coming back. By evening I was home, still buzzing, still a little sun-drunk and restless. I put on something slinky, poured a drink, and started dancing again in the living room, hips rolling, remembering how it felt to make men lose their minds. My body felt alive, tight from staying active, but also full. I'd been holding it in all day on the water and after a big lunch.
I dropped into a deep squat, ass out, grinding to the beat like I was still on a pole. That's when it happened. A long, wet, rumbling fart ripped out of me loud, warm, and completely unapologetic. It wasn't a cute little puff. It was the kind that makes your cheeks clap and the air thick. I froze for half a second, then laughed out loud. Instead of being embarrassed, I felt this rush. I pushed again, harder, and another one came deeper, wetter, the kind that leaves you feeling emptied and filthy at the same time. I kept dancing, now deliberately clenching and releasing, letting them out in time with the music. The smell hit me rich, personal, unmistakably me after a day of being active and eating real food. It turned me on so fast it surprised even me.
I dropped to my knees, ass up, and started touching myself while I kept farting. I'd push one out, feel the vibration and the wet heat against my hand, then rub my clit harder. I imagined someone behind me, face right there, taking it, getting off on how unladylike and real I was being. I used to hide this part of myself. Not anymore. I let another long one go, groaning as I came, the orgasm mixing with the relief and the sheer filth of it. I stayed there, panting, still letting little ones escape while I rode the aftershocks.
I'm done being the tired PSW who just survives the week. I'm the ex-stripper single mom who dances, boats, stays in shape, and now owns every part of her body including the parts that fart loud and proud. If a man can't handle that, he doesn't get near me. But the ones who can? They're going to get the full show.
That's my experience. I'm embracing it.
I've had a thing for girls letting rip farts for as long I can remember. It started when I was really young. My sister used to fart in my face in a playful way when we were kids. At the time, it was just good fun, nothing else. However, when I got older and starting to hit puberty, I recall watching videos of women farting on YouTube, and something just clicked in me. I became to turned on and transfixed by the act of girls letting see them fart and be gross. I really think my sister's flatulence had something to do with it. Now that I'm a grown man, I'm still very much into it. I hope one day I'll meet a girl out there who likes farts.
Hi everyone.
Thought I'd share a story that happened the other day.
I've shared many stories about her gassiness and the fact she indulges me in my fetish and this was no different.
She was working from home and was feeling gassy as per.
I was in the room with her while she was working and get ripping farts into her chair. It was obviously turning me on a lot and she even said I could sniff the chair when she got up.
After a while she decided to so on the sofa and asked if she wanted for her to sit on my face.
It was arguably the quickest decision I've made haha.
I lay down while she sat on my face in her red leggings and kept ripping on my face while she was on her laptop answering her work emails.
She did that for about half an hour or so and when she was done working she jerked me off while still farting
I might aswell write this while I'm in the mood and not stupidly embarrassed..basicicly I slept all day and was so hungry so i ate a lot.. I ate so many dumplings I never had these kind before but I wanna get them again they give me such bad gas.. and their just a frozen bag i got at Walmart this pork and vegetables and its messing up my stomach so bad its been bubbling like i have the shits but its literally just gas ..there so warm between my legs it makes me so stupidly wet I cant believe im saying this again but i cant even help it and the smell is so gross and funky like eggy cabbage 😵💫 its so nasty but can help it I just love it so much I'm too embarrassed to say everything but like I can't even focus on my work it makes me so pent up and it lingers for SOO long I cant just even ignore it..I feel like a loser but it I literally can't help it it's actually an issue istg both how gassy i am and how it just "distracts" me so much it lingers even between my thighs still smelling like farts untill I shower😭
(Im sorry to the people I haven't responded to theres a lot.. and Im just really embarrassed about it like on it off I know it's stupid it really is its so dumb but I'm trying to just force myself to post this and I do appreciate everyone being nice
(And it's not like I don't REALLY enjoy it it's just so odd to even talk about
I can't
I was already close last night when it started building, my bf was fucking me from behind, deep and steady and i could feel this huge pressure in my stomach from the spicy pasta we had earlier, i tried to clench and hold it in, but the next hard thrust forced a long, wet, bubbling fart right out of me, loud enough that we both froze for a second.
It smelled so rank and eggy that my face burned, but instead of pulling out he just groaned and slammed back in harder, "Don't stop" he muttered, do I didn't, every time he bottomed out another little string of farts slipped out, soft, warm and continuous, like my ass just wouldn't stop leaking gas against his hips, the wet ones were the worst (or best), they made this gross squelching sound and the heat of them made me clench around his cock even tighter.
By the time i came i was full-on ripping, one after another and he came right after with his face buried in my neck, muttering how fucking hot it was, i was so embarrassed I almost died... and also so turned on i made him stay inside while i finished emptying whatever was left, the whole room still smelled like it this morning.
Still can't believe how much it turned both of us on
Basically what the title says, I have this one female friend, let’s call her Jenny, and I have 8 seperate stories of her farting/telling me about farts, and besides that there were tons of other times where she makes fart jokes both about herself and other people.
But, how can I bring up farts around her without it seeming like I’m weirdly obsessed with it?
Okay... I need to get this out because I’ve been replaying it nonstop in my head.
I'm 20, last weekend the apartment was empty. I finally put on the cosplay I’d been working on, tight black top, short skirt, thigh-highs. My door half open, checking myself in the mirror when my roommate’s boyfriend walked past, and he stopped, and start staring.
He came in and got door closed, hands on my waist in the mirror. Cosplay came off in pieces except the thigh-highs. We ended up on the bed, me on my stomach, him deep, one hand pressed at the small of my back and I was already close and trying to stay quiet.
Then it just happened, ahhh.. Mid-thrust, a long, warm, embarrassingly loud fart slipped out. I froze, face burning. I started to apologize but he didn’t pull out instead he actually pushed in deeper, let out this low “fuck,” and kept going harder, idk like it turned him on.
He finished inside me right after, still holding me down and breathing heavy against my neck. When he finally pulled out he just looked at me and saidd,, “Do that again and I won’t last.”
I still haven’t washed the sheets... every time I walk past that mirror my stomach flips.
He text me after said,, “Still thinking about it.”
I haven’t answered yet. but i cant stop thinking about it..
anyone else ever been caught like that and kinda liked it??
I'd been holding it for three hours!! Mexican dinner with extra beans and extra hot salsa, and my stomach was in knots by the time we got back to his place, but Marcus is 6'2, built like he actually works out, and he'd been staring at my tits all night like he wanted to worship them, i wasn't about to ruin that by running to the bathroom.
We got home and he couldn't wait, grabbed me and took off my clothes, now I'm naked, straddling his face on the couch, my pussy soaked and hovering just above his mouth, the pressure in my gut is unbearable, every time I shift my weight, I feel another bubble move lower, threatening to escape.
"Sit down," he says, gripping my hips hard. "I want to taste you."
I lower myself slowly, my weight settling onto his face, and his mouth seals over my pussy, his tongue finds my clit and I moan, arching forward, my hands squeezing my own tits. But the angle, the pressure of sitting and my body just betrays me, i feel my muscles relax involuntarily and suddenly I'm releasing everything I held in all night, right against his chin, his neck, the pillow beneath him.
I freeze, mortified, trying to lift off, but his hands clamp down on my thighs.
"Don't move," he mumbles against me, his voice vibrating through my pussy. He doesn't pull away. If anything, he licks harder, his tongue pressing firm circles on my clit while his nose presses against my ass.
"Marcus, I just..."
"I know," he groans, and I feel him inhale deliberately, his chest expanding against the back of my thighs, "I can smell it. Fuck, that's hot."
He wants it. He's hard, i can see his cock straining against his jeans, and he's looking up at me with dark, hungry eyes while he breathes me in. Something about his reaction breaks something in me, I stop trying to hold back, i relax completely, settling my full weight on his face, and let the rest go, feeling the release of pressure, the warmth, the utter relief of finally not holding back.
"That's it," he praises, his fingers digging into my hips. "Let it all out, baby. Use my face!"
I grind against his mouth, riding his tongue, my tits bouncing as I move, the combination of his mouth on my clit and the complete abandonment of my shame pushes me over fast, I cum hard, crying out, my pussy clenching against his tongue while he moans into me, clearly loving every second.
He doesn't let me up. He keeps licking, slower now, almost reverent, his hands moving to spread my ass open, his thumb tracing where I'm still relaxed and open.
"Again," he begs. "I want to feel you let go again."
I do. Three more times that night, each release making him groan and grip me harder, his cock leaking through his jeans until I finally let him fuck me, bent over the couch with my tits swinging and his hand wrapped in my hair, both of us smelling like my complete surrender.
He texts me every morning now asking what I had for dinner the night before.
It was my girlfriend’s mom’s birthday and we were talking a day trip to SF. We had to kill some time so we went over to a cafe and got coffee which killed my gfs stomach. We got on the ferry which was pretty full today and sat behind her parents.After 10 minutes she wasn’t feeling good and started letting out super stinky pre poo farts in the crowded ferry. There was no escaping them so I got turned on immediately and after 3 minutes came in my pants. Had to walk around SF all day.
Me and my girlfriend spent the week away in Greece and she would not stop farting, she farted multiple times in public which I love some of them being loud, they absolutely reeked off egg.
The best fart she did was while we where waiting in reception and it was really quiet and she leant over and let out a smelly fart in my direction I was loving it, then later that night she farted in my mouth that they where 10/10
Ask me any questions if you have any
Need some firsthand accounts so i can mentally prepare. I’ve had this fetish for a long time but never indulged. I have a 40 year old big girl coming over soon, and she’s very enthusiastic about having me lick her ass and smelling her farts. She’s into all sorts of freaky stuff. The reality is setting in that this is finally happening, so i was hoping someone could give me an idea of what to expect. Whats it taste like, does it live up to the fantasy? Any advice would be good.
Rant again..
So.. been awhile again not because I haven't had anything at all to write about just because it feels so odd to even speak about this not just odd just like REALLY embarrassing, like it sometimes just makes me cringe or like facepalm hard because like wtf am I doing smelling my own farts like UGH it's so irritating but it's just that I can't help but like it but it's Soo weird I just wanna like not? And it just makes me feel even worse because it's like I feel like (some)guys are shallow AF and just won't hear someone out I mean I get it it's really odd for sure.but like ugh it just sucks
Basically I've still been the same and I kinda feel bad for the complete radio silence especially since your guys seem to really like the posts..but that's just kinda where I am maybe I'm just pissed because I haven't had any real relationship in awhile and I'll get over it but like any there's my little rant so anyway umm so things ive noticed-
I found out that monster really messes up my stomach in a really stupid way i wanted to make those guns and swords yk the ones out if cans you ppl.make and stuff i thought they were cool😅 and I drank two back to back and obviously i stayed but all night but it also made me really bloated and they smelled really bad still my signature eggy smell and just kinda like shit.. had me running to the bathroom too so now i have that info I guess
I haven't really done a lot like went out much recently? I just had so much time to like binge shows n stuff and thats basically all been doing for a while, along with honesty stuffing my face besides the monster i just eat a ton of junk food..so the gas has been there if my bed could talk it would say something 😅 i do love like..dutchivening myself..(its so fucking werid so say that.) but like idc its really hot..and I'm even im.like in the middle of watching something and end up farting especially if its warm..and smells REALLY bad (they usally do) itll distract me so much i cant pay attention anymore and they'll linger for minutes..depending on what i ate.. again it feels so odd to be so horny just when I fart..and I love it in the moment but then afterword I'm busy let with a gross smell like why tf did i even like that..it's just a weird dilemma..
Hey yall, so I’ve given two stories on my sister I decide I’d drop a new one cause this happened tonight actually literally writing about it like an hour after it happened lol.
So I invited over my friends we’ll call them bill and will.
Bill and Will got there at the same time bill drove Will and once they got there we went off, smoked and came back to just chill and watch some movies.
My sister was in her room when the movie started but came out someway through to get a snack, I caught both my friends kinda gawking at her ass as usual.
She was in just black leggings and a long t shirt that was just above her butt.
Anyways so we all looked back at the movie and I just heard a quack from the kitchen.
I said “really dude”
She walked out and jokingly said “shut the fuck up, I can fart in my own house”
Later after bill had left, she came back out because we put on a movie she happened to like so she was watching it with me and will.
Poor bill left early so he didn’t get to hear the storm that her butt brought.
To be fair wasn’t the most gassy she ever been through the movie she probably farted like six times, but besides the last one and the third one they were all fucking huge.
Will kept looking at me like she was insane, the first one especially took him by such a surprise it was like 4 seconds long of just angry sounding bubbles tearing through her ass.
The second one was almost the same but more aggressive sounding and much shorter
Third one as I said was just like a slightly audible squeak
Fourth was a pretty wet one but short
Fifth was pretty close to the first monster that tore through but a lot less bubbly
Sixth was just silent I heard cause I was paying such close attention but will probably didn’t notice lol
Anyways I’ve been enjoying dming u guys so feel free to send more or send one if you haven’t thanks!