u/Stummy_Srubbles

I might aswell write this while I'm in the mood and not stupidly embarrassed..basicicly I slept all day and was so hungry so i ate a lot.. I ate so many dumplings I never had these kind before but I wanna get them again they give me such bad gas.. and their just a frozen bag i got at Walmart this pork and vegetables and its messing up my stomach so bad its been bubbling like i have the shits but its literally just gas ..there so warm between my legs it makes me so stupidly wet I cant believe im saying this again but i cant even help it and the smell is so gross and funky like eggy cabbage 😵‍💫 its so nasty but can help it I just love it so much I'm too embarrassed to say everything but like I can't even focus on my work it makes me so pent up and it lingers for SOO long I cant just even ignore it..I feel like a loser but it I literally can't help it it's actually an issue istg both how gassy i am and how it just "distracts" me so much it lingers even between my thighs still smelling like farts untill I shower😭

(Im sorry to the people I haven't responded to theres a lot.. and Im just really embarrassed about it like on it off I know it's stupid it really is its so dumb but I'm trying to just force myself to post this and I do appreciate everyone being nice

(And it's not like I don't REALLY enjoy it it's just so odd to even talk about

I can't

Rant again..

So.. been awhile again not because I haven't had anything at all to write about just because it feels so odd to even speak about this not just odd just like REALLY embarrassing, like it sometimes just makes me cringe or like facepalm hard because like wtf am I doing smelling my own farts like UGH it's so irritating but it's just that I can't help but like it but it's Soo weird I just wanna like not? And it just makes me feel even worse because it's like I feel like (some)guys are shallow AF and just won't hear someone out I mean I get it it's really odd for sure.but like ugh it just sucks

Basically I've still been the same and I kinda feel bad for the complete radio silence especially since your guys seem to really like the posts..but that's just kinda where I am maybe I'm just pissed because I haven't had any real relationship in awhile and I'll get over it but like any there's my little rant so anyway umm so things ive noticed-

I found out that monster really messes up my stomach in a really stupid way i wanted to make those guns and swords yk the ones out if cans you ppl.make and stuff i thought they were cool😅 and I drank two back to back and obviously i stayed but all night but it also made me really bloated and they smelled really bad still my signature eggy smell and just kinda like shit.. had me running to the bathroom too so now i have that info I guess

I haven't really done a lot like went out much recently? I just had so much time to like binge shows n stuff and thats basically all been doing for a while, along with honesty stuffing my face besides the monster i just eat a ton of junk food..so the gas has been there if my bed could talk it would say something 😅 i do love like..dutchivening myself..(its so fucking werid so say that.) but like idc its really hot..and I'm even im.like in the middle of watching something and end up farting especially if its warm..and smells REALLY bad (they usally do) itll distract me so much i cant pay attention anymore and they'll linger for minutes..depending on what i ate.. again it feels so odd to be so horny just when I fart..and I love it in the moment but then afterword I'm busy let with a gross smell like why tf did i even like that..it's just a weird dilemma..

Okay so it's been a minute again I have other stories n stuff I just haven't been here again I delete this app I don't want anyone to see it😅 maybe I'll get over my embarrassment at some point but for now I don't wanna take any risks I think I'd explode 💥 if someone I knew found this...

Anyway about my time with this guy at this little fair so I met him through a dating app and he was really cute like way out of my league thought I thought he's really tall pretty face and everything AND kinda a nerd..which I like, and he does COSPLAY

I was snooping around his accounts and he was wayyy more muscular than he looks he did one of Dante from devil may cry ..like really well... so safe to say I was really

interested from the start😅he was like the kind of fictional guy you read about like doesn't even exist but he was real and I was talking to him.. like I'm still shocked I even met this man

Anyway So we talked for a few days and he asked to take me to a fair and it was close so I happily said yes and again..I can't stop thinking about it when he spoke.. he has such a soft but like manly voice when I talked to him I didn't hear his voice till we met in person and I felt like my brain went numb like I didn't even hear half the stuff he was saying but I loveed it

Okayokay im done reminiscing 😅 so we eventually went to the fair it was about an hour away and we got there the lines were hella long we rode last like 3 rides in four hours 😭 but it was fun we just chilled and talked while we waited and he said I could hold his hand if I was scared which I took him up on that hehe

Okay what everyone is actually here for -

So after Riding a the rides I tell him I'm hungry and he offers to buys me something to eat saying and HE SAID "get anything you want doll" I had Major butterflies this guy knew what he was doing I maybe I'm just a hornball i don't know 😭...and indeed I did buy anything i want I got some corn dogs, Mac cheese, a pretzel and a funnel cake I ate the corn dogs ,Mac n cheese and half the pretzel then i was full so i saved the rest for later..and I kinda wanted it to happen but like 30 minutes later my stomach was bubbling like cramping to..

We were standing in another line and I didn't think that food would get to me so fast but I mean it's fair food it's always like that- but I didn't wanna just fart right there and gross him out already!

And I remember this entire thing vividly..

So look it was already hard to hold in so I looked up at him and just said "I really have to fart.." he laughed and said something like "Yeah? I thought you were squirmimg for another reason"....im sad..I will probably never meet another man like this.. i laughed back but and him its really bad...and he offered to ditch the line and walk me to a bathroom but I said "no i just really need to fart" and he said "if it's hurting you so bad just do it its okay"

Little did he know😅

so I turned away and you couldnt really hear it from everyone talking screaming etc..but it was like 4 bubbly gross ones back to back(and it didn't help my butt felt swampy sweating standing around all day😭)really warm coming out and it really relieved my stomach a bit..and based on what I ate I knew it was gonna stink BAD I

didn't even look at him I just said sorry

I didn't see his initial reaction but when I looked back he was just kinda laughing and said something like "Damn you weren't kidding huh" atp I was really embarrassed but also was loving that he was smelling that and he wasnt super freaked out- i didnt say anything and he said "its all good feel better?" I told him "I might do it again stomach is messed up" trying to like laugh it off he laughed with me

The smell is still lingering by the way this long ass line was barely moving that's

another I subjected all these poor people to that..😭

If I keep recting everything he said I'll be here forever but pretty much he said its not a big deal and was comforting me rubbing my back he was really sweet about it. And then the next one just came out on its own and honestly it smelled like shit...and he laughed again and said I should go home and I agreed so he wanted to drop me off and the ride back I embarrassed myself..

We were just talking about all the nerd stuff he's into ton mn of comics animes etc I didn't know about and Im trying my best to hold it in like literally sweating I feel he was trying to say he didn't care but he probably thought it was gross yk? Like he

didn't want me to feel bad.

And eventually I couldn't and I farted right next to him in his car..it was bad..

The kind that rolls up the front and vibrated the seat ... Again I didn't even look I just said sorry he rolled down the windows and said its okay..I mainly listened to him talk

I was so embarrassed and excited though but honestly more embarrassed😭

Eventually I got home and blew up my bathroom.

Fair food hates my guts literally...

I texted him 2 days ago if we were gonna hang out again no response ☹️ it makes sense but damn he was so hot and i think i lost him 😭

I was just thinking like why do I like this..like it's so werid but i cant help but be into it i know why but not really? Like it's just really strange that it's hot to fart in general or on something on someone the smell n all that..like what? It's just really silly to think about I'm gassy as hell and and just feel really horny just think about farting..and I just realized how silly it is..anyone else feel this way? sometimes like I just feel like a gross slob or something but I still get turned on..anyway that's my little rant it's not that, serious you weirdos also like it so haha 🫵😗

But like I said my stomach has just been messed up..TMI I stuff my face on my period it makes my already bad gas worse😅 (idk why this is still semi embarrassing to talk about)but I ate a whole bag of dumplings..there were 5 servings..and now my farts smell like eggy vegetables... really bad.. and I feel gross sometimes idk maybe it's just mood swings or something but I can't help but like it at the same time.. especially like in the enclosed space like car or shower or something like a elevator fantasy or something 😅 I'm just talking atp I farted 3x while typing this someone help me😭

I'll try to respond to dms.. sorry I kinda try to hide this app😭 but they're open

Soooo I've kinda just being eating hella junk food like all day...like a whole 2 row of Oreos and theese jalapeno chips that really mess me up- and it's finally caught up to me having me gassy ash for like the last couple hours 😭 my stomach has been turning and bubbling I can't go 10 minutes without farting and they're Soo nice and warm... especially in the shower it stunk so bad but I loved it somthing about the steam and it being so I closed makes it smell so much worse and it was really getting to me~after I was really in the mood and was..playing dj😅 and was still farting then to..they sounded so nasty because I was still kinda wet from the shower andwere sooo warm against my hand and so and we're just smelling worse and worse just really gross and funky still having that like slight eggy part but overall like just really gross in the best way-it's always those kind of chips.. and then it just started to smell like poop.. so I went to the bathroom like 10 minutes ago..idk why I'm still embarrassed to even say this kinda stuff here but that was part of my night tonight 😅 hope you like this little experience..im still having some strangler farts every now and then..