u/relief15

my wife has been putting on weight lately (which I love, but that's a different topic) and as she's gone from slim to thick to chubby, her farting has changed. First of all, it's way more frequent, like audible farts happen every single day, most often multiple times per day. Used to be only a couple times a week, at times even less.

Secondly, they're not just more frequent, they're louder. I think her growing ass cheeks make more music lol especially when she leans forward and grunts a bubbler that escapes out the back, up her crack. She ripped 3 of those tonight at the dinnertable while eating. Only the last one earned a cursory shrug of apology towards me.

Her diet is so all over the place, with more dairy and coffee, and she really doesn't seem to care or even notice how much gassier it makes her. She'll just fart and barely acknowledge it, maybe just a smiling glance at me if it was a particularly big one. The other day she was on the couch talking on the phone with her mom and I saw her lean to one side and try to slowly let one go. It was slow, but the force was too much to make a SBD like she was hoping. It ended up being a resonant brrrrrrrrrrrr ppp pp p into the couch. Super long, like 4-5 sec and when it finished she silently looked at me with her jaw dropped for a sec, then immediately went back to chatting with her mom. I REALLY wondered if her mom had heard it or not lol.

Has anyone else noticed their partner's farting changing with more weight?

when I got home she was laying on the couch, in bike shorts and a tight black top. She's been looking SO curvy lately and I'm loving it. She seemed almost half asleep as she let out a wet buzzing fart. She half smiled a little when I went wow. When she ripped ass again 30 sec later I was like wow you are gassy today. She said "yeah it's been bad. I don't know why. What did we eat last night again?" We tried to figure it out and eventually remembered that it was BLTs with turkey bacon. She went "oh yeah," and ripped another one as she plainly declared "turkey bacon has done this to me before."

She was farting like every 2min. Loud ones that I heard all the way from the kitchen while I started putting together dinner. Not her biggest, but 1-2 sec long and I enjoyed how loud they were. They also all had different kind of tone, and I think part of that was her changing her position around and really enjoying how gassy she was. The old her would have silently pushed them out into the couch and prayed I didn't smell anything. Now she'll pull a leg up and back to really slam one

when I got home she was laying on the couch, in bike shorts and a tight black top. She's been looking SO curvy lately and I'm loving it. She seemed almost half asleep as she let out a wet buzzing fart. She half smiled a little when I went wow. When she ripped ass again 30 sec later I was like wow you are gassy today. She said "yeah it's been bad. I don't know why. What did we eat last night again?" We tried to figure it out and eventually remembered that it was BLTs with turkey bacon. She went "oh yeah," and ripped another one as she plainly declared "turkey bacon has done this to me before."

She was farting like every 2min. Loud ones that I heard all the way from the kitchen while I started putting together dinner. Not her biggest, but 1-2 sec long and I enjoyed how loud they were. They also all had different kind of tone, and I think part of that was her changing her position around and really enjoying how gassy she was. The old her would have silently pushed them out into the couch and prayed I didn't smell anything. Now she'll pull a leg up and back to really slam one

lol I couldn't believe this when it happened but today my mom was over visiting, and she's relatively hard of hearing despite having hearing aids. My wife had been really gassy throughout the day (nothing special, just like farting decent little toots and going "ugh idk why I'm so gassy today" while going about her business), but now we were around my mom. My wife was seated indian style with sliced apple and peanut butter on a plate in her lap. We're on one part of a sectional couch and my mom was on the other end. Mid-conversation I hear the unmistakable honk of a fart escape into the couch. I look over at my wife, unable to believe that she just did that and I start to ask "did you just" but she cuts me off and keeps the conversation going lol. She ripped one again like 5min later and I look at her with my eyebrows raised and she just gives me a one sided smile that seems to say "yup, whoopises" lol.

Tonight she was sitting on our bed and just leaned to the side and let out another honking fart and went "oh my god, I've been farting ALL day and I don't know why." I was like yeah you did it in front of my mom lol. She was like "well she couldn't hear them anyway. But you almost blew it by asking me if I farted you dingus." I laughed and defended myself like well I just couldn't believe you were farting right in front of her lol

My wife's cousin is visiting and they always act foul when they're together. It's a great dynamic. The cousin is lactose intolerant but eats whatever when she visits us because it's vacation, and even though she's more of a girly girl, my wife's tomboy nature and insane belching leads to her loosening up too, imo. They both find farting hilarious. There's some fart talk that goes on pretty often, which I also enjoy. Like today her cousin got up and briefly walked into the other room, for no apparent reason, and when she came back my wife just asked point blank "did you go in there to fart?" Her cousin was like "what? no" but she didn't give an actual reason lol so who knows, she is a little more private than my wife so I wouldn't be surprised...

Anyway, today we were eating dinner at home. My wife had showered about 15min before and her hair was still wet. In a lull in the conversation, my wife suddenly blasts out a motorcycle fart, brap-brap-brap-brrrrp-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p. Definitely wet sounding after that shower lol and her fat asscheeks led to these loud pops. Really loud, she definitely forced it out as hard as she could to get a reaction. I exclaim my god, lay off the choke and it'll start. She and her cousin laugh hysterically as her cousin shakes her head in disbelief.

This was not the last fart of the night, as she found another quiet moment about 10min later, and let rip another moto ripper. I jumped this time because the first pop was so loud lol, she was being so purposefully nasty and I love it. More laughter, etc.

At the end of the night she came up to give me a hug and a kiss before going off to get ready for bed. The kissing was getting passionate and I could feel her body up against mine, melting into me, when all of a sudden her abs flexed and she pulled back to look me in the eye and see my reaction while she farted a classic honking fart.

I kissed her forehead after shaking my head, asking her "jesus lady, what is it that's made you so gassy tonight?" She gives a huge grin and a shrug, saying "I don't know, I think it's all the dairy queen I've been having" (she got an ice cream cake from them recently and has been having large slices every afternoon for the past 3 days).

Went to a friend's party yesterday and my wife had been eating whatever she wanted, including ice cream cake and she had also had a beer (crazy combo, asking for trouble tbh) before we got there. We are walking up to the house and the front door is kind of around the corner, we're heading up the driveway and she lets out a horrific SBD, kind of gives an "oh my god" under her breath when it hits her and we keep walking until we round that first corner, well before the front door, and boom her good friend is right there. She walks up for a hug and my wife just gives her the "keep moving" wave, telling her "I just farted and it's so stinky, we have to keep walking, come with me don't just stand there!" We walk another 10-20 feet and even get inside of the front door. Like a bad horror movie, we think we're safe and then the funk hits us even inside. My wife's friend just looks at her with a disgusted and concerned look, saying nothing but "GIRL." and shaking her head while literally waving her hand in front of her face to clear the smell lol. My wife is just dying, blushing and laughing and covering her face but also shushing her friend and trying to grab her arm to stop the obvious waving to clear the air. Truly funny lol.

My wife told this story today to her cousin after her cousin was complaining about her lactose intolerance (while literally eating ice cream lol). She was like "well I fully expect you to have a TWO minute long fart after you eat all this" (I guess her cousin had told her about a minute long fart she ripped earlier today after having some dairy in her coffee). Then I saw my wife light up and say "omg you would not believe the fart I had yesterday, it was EVIL", then she tells the tale of her wicked fart lol. I loved the pride in her voice while she told it too...