My ex came over to collect some stuff after we broke up, when he came round, as he bent down to pick the last of his stuff up I farted right in his face and laughed. He was not happy about it. He cheated on me so this was my revenge.
Me (F32) and my sister (F30) would do fart contests when we were younger and we'd get our brother (M28) to judge. He wasn't willing to be a judge we had to force him into it and whoever gave him the worst reaction would win.
Today, I ate some eggs, beans, sausages and I put my ass right up against my husband's nose while he was asleep and I farted. It was so funny. He wasn't happy about it!