42(M4F) Day 65 of trying to find a wife on Reddit
Okay, not a wife. Maybe a girlfriend. Or a mistress. Or a side piece. Or a stranger who I can randomly text “u up?” when I get the gloomies. You know, like our grandparents used to do.
I’ve written so many of the god damn posts that I could be a published author by now if only I focused my energy on a compelling narrative rather than trying to satisfy this mid-life need for attention from internet hotties.
About me: I’m married and it’s going really well, thanks for asking. I’m also attractive (like, for real) and I’ve got a job and a house and a car. I’m not going to say “you’d never expect to find me here” because you’d 100% fucking expect to find me here.
My toxic trait is that I post here too much and also I’ll probably steal from you. One of those is a lie. I’m attracted to pretty women with a sense of humor. Jerks need not apply. Just be cool and this will be fun until you’re bored of me, which might be Tuesday. It’ll at least help pass the time.