Mother-in-Law bombed me
Hey guys! I’m back with another story. As I promised, I’ll give u guys the story from Love’s mom Sugar. As I said for a description in the past story, Sugar is about 5’6, around 41-42, she is literally built like Cherokee the porn star. For context, Sugar is lactose intolerant, even worse than Love. Her farts are probably the worst I’ve ever smelled ngl. WARNING! There are mentions of scat but it’s not that bad. Just want to give a warning! Enjoy the story!
It was around 6-7 months ago. Love and I were at her mom’s for the weekend because Sugar wanted to spend time with the baby. It was Saturday night. After the baby went down for the night. We had broke out the weed and drink like we usually do. Sugar went in the fridge and started reaching down to the back of the fridge. She had on these purple and black leggings that shaped her ass amazingly. Like I said if I wasn’t with my girl I would have to get a piece of her mom no capppp.
“Y’all wanna try some of this?” She said as she walked back to the table. She has a big container of coquito. For those who aren’t familiar, coquito is an alcoholic eggnog drink. It’s good af ngl. “Hell yeah pour it up!” Love said to her mom.
I accepted a glass too but I sipped it slowly since I’m not much of a drinker. We all sat around playing cards and bumping some music for a little while. Smoking and sipping on the coquito. I was fried I tell you. I barely was drinking the coquito. The girls noticed after a while and they asked me for my glass and they split it. I looked over at the gallon and that bitch was about 3/4 empty. I thought to myself I’m in for a long night.
Around 11:30 the madness started. Love leaned to her side and ripped a nasty bubbler. “Damn bae you ain’t waste no time did you.” I said immediately while fanning. I had to act like I didn’t enjoy the smell because I didn’t want Sugar to think I was a fart sniffer lol. (She wouldn’t be wrong tho)
“Nah I lowkey think I might have to go sit on the toilet soon.” She said while shuffling her cards with the Dutch in her hand. “Shidddd. I was waiting for someone to do it first.” Sugar said.
I literally was about to ask “what you mean“ before I seen her scrunching her face up, lifting her ass to the side, in my direction by the way, and ripping a disgusting rumbling fart. I literally thought she just shit herself at the dinner table. Like it was a fart that sounded like there would be no friction at all if u went to wipe.
“Goddamn! Go check ya damn panties.” I said while covering my nose with my shirt. I literally can smell the eggyness through my shirt. The fart was so pungent it felt like it was burning my nose. I was def getting turned on but I had to hide it so Love wouldn’t think I was getting turned on by her mom. I excused myself to the bathroom. I made it seem like the eggnog got my stomach fucked up too. I just needed to decompress from all of the toxic air in the room.
I sat on the toilet lid for like 5 minutes hitting my vape and chilling on my phone. Next thing I know I hear a bang at the door. “Vinny hurry your ass the fuck up right now. Or you gonna have to clean up this floor!” Sugar was yelling at me because she had to use the bathroom. So I faked flushed the toilet. Sprayed air freshener and washed my hands. “Ight mama I’m coming damn.” I responded.
“N****, I said hurry up.” She said again but I could tell through the door her teeth and face were clenched when she said it. “Ight damn!”
I opened the door, she literally slipped past me, all ass on my pelvis, farting on me and all the way to the toilet. The fart didn’t hit me until like a couple of seconds later. It smelled like she literally sharted on me. She didn’t even let me leave the bathroom and close the door before she let out the monster. “You nasty motherfucker bro!” I said while laughing and closing the door. When I closed the door, I was stiff as a board. I just sat outside of the door for a minute and tried to calm down before returning to Love.
When I went back into the living room I found Love in the kitchen eating cake at the stove. I walked up to her. “Ya mom’s just trucked me to take a shit.” I said. She started laughing in my face like it was funny. “Nah I probably would have did the same thing.”
“Hey pull my finger.” She said while holding her cake and fork in one hand and her other one stretched out to me. Of course knowing me I pulled it. She had a big goofy ass grin on her face. She let out a flapping fart that sounded like she was clapping her ass. My girl is such a child at heart and I love that for her.
“Y’all two don’t need no more goddamn dairy.” I said while walking up to her. I gripped her ass cheek real hard and held it. “I know…” she said.
She arched her back and farted again while I was still grabbing her butt. “Alright it’s your turn. Go sit on the toilet.” I said with a slight grin and I smacked her butt again.
“Yeah you right.” She said as she put the plate down. She went to use the other bathroom upstairs while I rolled up another Dutch. Sugar returned a couple of minutes later.
“Sorry for tooting on you, I had to poop so bad!” She said in her country ass accent. “Yeah whatever n****.” I said with the blunt in my mouth lighting it. Little did she know that was the sexiest shit I’ve experienced from her.
That was pretty much the end of the night. Me and Love didn’t do anything that night because it was shark week but I def had to think about that later when i was alone if u catch my drift! Thanks for reading you guys! Till the next story!