u/Glittering-Pen-5942

so myself(40) wife(43) daughter (25 who still lives at home) and a buddy of mine were all drinking quite a bit last night. My wife and daughter went upstairs to watch some chick flick while my buddy and I stayed downstairs still drinking and bullshitting. He left and I stumbled up the stairs to go to bed. (Important fact I sleep naked we have a queen size bed and a large dog so it's typically me on my side wife in the middle and dog on what should be my wife's side) I strip down get in bed and cuddle up next to her, slip my hand under her shirt and hold her boob like I normally do and pass out.Anyway I'm an early riser so when I woke up I saw the dog was on the floor my wife was on what should be her side and apparently my daughter passed out in our bed where my wife usually sleeps. so yeah was not my wifes breast I was holding IT WAS MY DAUGHTER'S!!! Apparently all night. Now before someone aks how I couldn't tell the difference first, I was wasted, second my wife and daughter are both about the same build and both have the same bra size, I only know this because on more than one occasion my wife has given her shit for wearing her expensive push ups. when I realized wtf was going on I quickly pulled my hand back jumped out of bed in a panic which woke up my daughter. Now mind you I'm standing naked trying to find cover which I can't but all she did was roll over said "morning dad" looking at me standing there naked adjusted her shirt and wwnt back to sleep. IDK what to do. I'm sitting downstairs waiting for them to wake up. Guess we'll see what happens