u/Global_Pineapple2392

Imagine how many millions of gallons have been lost to these pits, does Yao Guang know? Her facial expression makes me think shes doing it on purpose...​

I want Shion to ride me like her motorcycle, screaming like she does when she gets nano'ed by Ana. Absolutely feral, primal animalistic instincts. But that's not the best part

In the middle of sex I want her to pull a gun and press it up against my temple, fully loaded with finger on the trigger. Suddenly my fear and adrenaline causes my blood to flow quicker, and most of that blood goes straight to my dick. The uncertainty of whether she'll randomly blow my brains out or if she'll let me live would turn me on so much that I'll just lose myself in pleasure as her clankussy milks me dry

After she'll give me "after care", which is her just whining to me about Mizuki while I cry on the bed. Then she'll slap my ass and tell her henchmen to take me back to her sex dungeon until she's ready for me again

Mine is

1. Dva
2. Juno
3. Widowmaker
4. Dmon

Based solely on how aroused each make me

Shion is an honorable mention, also feel free to add any other asses to the list

I'm cooked chat, Mercy makes my mommy kink go so hard that I always think of her as Mommy Mercy. I've watched every last piece of Mercy femdom on the internet and it has ruined how I see this characters. But it gets even worse when she's in her formalwear, if my teammate has this skin I'll be bricked for the whole match.​

Once I was playing with my friend who's a Mercy main (pure evil I know), usually I can control it but he just bought the formalwear skin so I was imagining her breastfeeding me while calling me a good boy the while time we were playing. Then while playing Dmon a juno was shredding me and I yelled in voice chat "MOMMY MERCY I NEED HEALING PLEASE" heal me.

All my friends who I was playing were disgusted, the 2 girls squealed while the 2 guys started laughing. ​The 2 girls blocked me immediately and the guys told me I was such a loser before blocking me too. Now I have no friends, but at least I still have R34 video to keep me company​

She's so beautiful omg and she's older than me so I can call her noona, she's got that mature noona vibe

I stared at her portrait on the menu and re-watched her highlight intro for hours

And let's not forget the bakery, she's got the goods! Sure her cheeks may not compare to Dvass, but you know it's a nice mature lower rack, aged like a nice sharp cheddar, it makes up for lack of quantity with quality!

I've already imagined our married life together with me as the stay at home dad. Also she has 100% done dirty things in that cockpit, you can't tell me otherwise