u/GoddexxElle

The excuse is technically true. I do have plans tonight. It’s just that they’re plans to have the house to myself all night and spend the whole time edging and teasing my needy cunt and melting away my brain with lust and THC.

Technically, they ARE plans! After all, I’m planning to slip my lush into my cunt before i go pick up my dinner. And I’m planning to find a parking lot to play in for a while.

I’ve been planning all day! I’m planning to put sex toys in every room I’ll use tonight, and make myself edge with them for 5 minutes before I do whatever I need to do in the room. That’s how I’m planing to get a few chores done, even! And I’ve been planning how I need to make sure we have enough Clorox wipes on hand in case I drip on the laminate.

And I’m planning how to get and stay absolutely mindlessly stoned: a bunch of dabs, a few edibles, and maintenance hits on my pen.

See! Like I said. plans! The 17 tabs of porn I already have lined up? Plans! Knowing which horny internet pals I’m going to send nudes and voice clips and videos to? Posting here so my fellow plan makers can encourage me to stick to my plans? That’s a plan! Right??

I have to run some errands today so naturally I’m going to take my Dolce and edge in public somewhere.

I have a great poker face and the idea of being seconds away from orgasm surrounded by strangers who have no idea turns me on so fucking much. I’ll put porn on my phone and blast the volume in my AirPods and hopefully not soak through my pants in a visible manner.

But!

WHERE should I go???

A bustling coffee shop: to muffle the vibrations and have lots of activity to distract from the slut in the corner with a vacant look in their eyes, breathing heavily and subtly rolling their hips in the chair?

A big chain store: to wander the aisles while I drip, my nipples like glass under my shirt, occasionally doubling over the shopping cart to let a wave pass?

A quiet library: to hide amidst the shelves and sneak a pinch of my nipple, cover my whimpers with delicate coughs, fantasize about the other patrons… and hope no one picks up on the faint buzzing coming from my crotch?

A public park: with a busy walking trail, where I could wander into the woods and hide behind a tree to pull my tits out and tease my nipples?

Maybe the corner of a carpool lot: out of the way of the other cars, with the windows cracked just a little so maybe a commuter hears the squelching sounds of me fucking myself or catches a moan as they drive away?

Well, fuck. Now I’m far too horny to decide. Good thing I have an hour and a half before I leave.

Okay so… I might have done a couple more dabs than I planned on. And I might have forgotten about the edibles and taken a few more.

And then I just LEANED, okay, I just LEANED over onto my bed. To rest my shoulders while I scrolled on my phone and convinced myself to take a shower! That’s all! But then I sort of happened to notice that my little tdick was riiight at the edge of the mattress, you know, where that thick ridged rope is? And I was maybe exchanging spicy sexts with my long distance boo about how they’re going to coat my insides with rope after rope of their cum all weekend long.

And then, I don’t know!

I… it’s possible the next 10-15 (okay, okay, 20-25) minutes were lost to mindlessly humping the edge of my bed while I felt my desperate cunt clenching and dripping all over my gardening shorts. It’s POSSIBLE.

It’s also possible that when I finally showered, I lost some more time edging with the shower head. But that? That is not even my FAULT. I had to wait 5 minutes for my hair mask, and I was just soooo throbby and twitchy the whole time. I love how wet and achy and needy and desperate I get when I’m this stoned.

And now? I finally finished my shower, way later than planned. I shaved everywhere and I’m so so so clean and soft 🥰 (except for my cunt which is stillll all slippery and leaky 😳). and my new toy/dildo riding mount came today and I’ve already got the Doxy on it and a smorgasbord of dildos laid out on the waterproof blanket next to it.

And it’s possible I’ll keep hitting my vape while I watch porn and hump away on my toys. It’s possible I might go to bed a little too late tonight.
It’s possible I’ll end up begging out loud, pleading with no one to please let me tip over the edge. It’s possible I’ll decide to sit my other hole on one of the dildos out of sheer desperate horniness.

Anything is possible, really.

Just gotta go do another dab, just real quick, before I settle onto my new saddle and edge away my remaining thoughts.