u/GoffGoonette

It’s the new Gregg Araki movie in cinemas now, with Charli in it. She does have a sex scene and rips her top off (titties censored), but it’s more for the Bored and Ignored crowd. Olivia Wilde is absurdly sexy and very naked, and Chase Sui Wonders also shows her surprisingly huge tits. It was pornographic as fuck and I felt like a massive pervert sitting in the front row. Highly recommended.

That makes it sound a bit like I give out happy endings, which isn’t necessarily true although it has happened on two occasions right now. I’m a certain type of woman who appeals very much to a certain kind of man. The big titty goth gf thing is officially mainstream, guys are more open about liking bossy baddies with tats and bad attitudes, and I should know because I’ve met plenty of them through my job. I’ve been tattooing for five years and been part of a studio for three of them. I have a whole variety of clients and had more flirty / pervy interactions than I could even count. It just goes with the territory and I really don’t mind it. At this point being hit on by some middle aged man getting his kids’ name tattooed on his fat belly is another day at the job.

But as I said, there are two times I’ve cracked under pressure (and even more times I’ve been tempted but that’s another story). The first time was actually with one of those aforementioned middle aged men. Pretty sure he was a divorced dad but who’s to say. He was there for a walk-in and had been eying me up the second he’d wandered through the door. He was completely shameless in the way he’d look down my shirt and lean to get a better view of my arse when I was getting a stencil printed. To be fair; I’ve really got a thing for older men, and perverts, so I let it slide. He was a relentless flirt and honestly the stuff he was coming out with was neither clever nor particularly funny, it was like his style of seduction was just to wear me down by attrition, but I had to respect the absurd confidence. We could not have been more different kinds of people, me a stoic goth chick and him an absolute geezer who was probably up to a bit of football hooliganism that weekend. But he made it abundantly clear he wanted to fuck me.

He’d come in pretty late and it was a slow day so before long my coworkers had left and it was going to be me closing up shop, once I was finished with John, that was. He immediately started making jokes about us being left alone together, and the thought had crept into my mind as well. I finished up, he was happy with the work, and then we hung around chatting. One thing lead to another and he started talking about the tattoos on my boobs, making the obvious “you’ve got great tits- I mean tats” I’d heard a million times. He bet I wouldn’t give him a better look and I proved him wrong, lifting my top up and throwing it aside so that we were alone in the studio with me topless, nothing but a pair of black jeans as it had been far too hot to keep a bra on all day. We start kissing and I take his top off, immediately excited by his perfect dad bod, sinking my fingers into his belly while he did the same to my tits. That didn’t last long before I took his trousers off and found the source of his self-assurance. I actually rolled my eyes, of-fucking-course he was hung. He laughed and I wanked him off, alternating between using both hands and looking up eagerly at his cocky face. He was really thick, really hairy, and made sure I paid attention to his giant ballsack. I sucked him, titty fucked him, but mostly just used my hands until he all of a sudden grabbed my head and shot a really big load on my face and hair. He didn’t want to kiss me with his spunk on my face so I just watched him get dressed and then said goodbye. Wasn’t my first time having a go with an older bloke and definitely won’t be the last, but I did tell myself I wouldn’t do anything risky like that in the studio again.

The next time could not have been more opposite. See I’m not just into dads, I’m also drawn to nerdy little pipsqueaks. they’re less common in tattoo studios but I do get some cute boys every once in a while, but they usually lack the confidence to go after me like the previous story. So sometimes I do have to do some of the work myself. In this case the absolute perfect specimen walked in after making an appointment online. He was nerdy, a bit goth, and absolutely could not look me in the eye, or the cleavage for that matter. He was rattled, but not so much so that we couldn’t have a nice chat while getting the work done. It was another long session and once again I was left alone with him at a certain point. The longer tattoos go on, the more painful and uncomfortable they get, and he was really showing signs of struggling. He was twitching a little, and whimpering (!!!) a lot, and I couldn’t help but be a little turned on by the latter especially because it was fully involuntary and he kept apologising.

We were talking about some fantasy video game and I was yapping about how hot some of the monsters were in it when I noticed more twitching. I couldn’t believe it, my shy boy had a fucking boner. He wasn’t in any position to cover or hide it so I got the full view of his clearly defined bulge in his jeans. I tested my theory and pressed the gun to his leg which made it throb. I almost gasped but kept on going, trying my best to ignore it. Eventually I couldn’t take it anymore and the next time we made eye contact I grinned and nodded at his dick, asking if he was excited. He apologised over and over but I cut him off to say it was absolutely fine. We finished up in silence and I said “it’s not going down, is it!?” and before he could start apologising again I came out and asked if I could give it a touch. He looked like he’d seen a ghost, and I laughed, set my gun down and my gloves off. I grabbed a hold of his bulge and asked if he wanted me to help him cum before leaving. With his consent, I told him to stand up, which he did, shakily, and I pulled down his trousers and underwear, and started giving him a reach around with my boobs pressed against his slim back. The noises he made were just amazing, and I couldn’t help talk him through it and kiss and lick his neck a few times. He didn’t last long (I suspected he might have already been getting off from all the throbbing in his jeans, the little perv), but had a very nice and pretty penis. Still have no clue why some skinny nerds for some reason have absolute horse cocks but I’m not complaining. He came on the floor, which was a bit of a shame, but worth it to hear him thank me. I did snarl at him for suggesting he pay me extra, but besides that we kissed some more and I closed up.

So yeah. Haven’t exactly been fucked at work but I do think I’ve acquired a taste for fooling around where I really shouldn’t, so it feels inevitable that I will. Does anybody have any fantasies like this? Anybody want to call me a slut? Let me know, I love attention.

Off the bat I want to say that this prompt includes non-consents, dubious consent, and a heavy helping of misogyny. If that isn’t your jam, keep on scrolling!

“Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love” - Leslie Knope

I’m what you’d call a tomboy. Most definitely a woman, there’s no mistaking that from looking at me, but there’s always been a drive in me to be included in ‘male dominated’ hobbies and even careers. Of course, those spaces are male centric for a reason, and I’d very often find that the sudden presence of an over-eager woman to the mix would produce explosive results. It began to give me a rush, the thought that my womanhood could cause such a conflict. That the mere presence of my distractingly giant rack would completely alter the vibe of the guys’ night, or the D&D game, or the skatepark. I loved pushing those buttons, flaunting myself in the guys that were too shy to talk to hot women, and the ones that I knew I’d clash with, and yes, it lead to lots and lots of fun.

So in this roleplay I’d like to play out a similar event, and I want your help deciding exactly who we are playing and what the setting is. Whatever we decide, it should go ‘wrong’ meaning that my character’s boisterous attitude or head-in-the-clouds naivety should wind her up getting taken advantage of, face fucked, even gangbanged, for examples!

My character should be very enthusiastic and probably naive to the fact that being a woman is itself controversial in whatever scene she’s trying to break in to. Her sexuality should be distractingly obvious (does she attempt to hide it, or shove it in their faces?), I have huge boobs and I’m well aware of the effect they have in any given setting. I’m also imagining her as frankly very very annoying, in the way that any newbie to a hobby can come across if they try to act like a know it all. She should piss you off, whether the blame is really on her or not, because I’d like something bad to happen to her.

You should be… whoever you want! Get creative! You can be one character or several, and I want you to think of the kind of scenarios that my character would totally ruin just by being there and sticking her nose where it doesn’t belong. I’d love for you to be utterly cruel, and channel that to either subtly fuck with my character or head towards a nasty confrontation. I’m happy to play this out as a long term play, with an emphasis on scenes of sexual tension and a gradual crossing of lines, or a one-off scene, a blaze of glory.

So come with a fully formed idea and let’s discuss it! I won’t be replying to any lazy messages (“hey” “DM me” “Is this still open”), any starters, or any irrelevant enquiries. I prefer to write on Discord but ONLY after we click on here first. I really look forward to your messages!

GENERAL KINKS:
Age gap, beast, big tits, blackmail, brother/sister, bulges / cock slips, cheating, choking, cock shock, cock worship, cocky / mean males, costumes, cosplay, dub-con, e-girls / goth girls, ENF, gangbangs, getting caught, hair pulling, hate-fucking, huge cocks, humiliation, incest, interracial, impact play (slapping, punching, kicking, beating), maledom, misogyny, non-con, painal, piss, public exposure, public sex, raceplay, racism, rough sex, sassy subs, shorter males, tiny tits, tit sucking, titty fucking, wardrobe malfunction, younger males.

LIMITS:  
Feet, femdom, furries, futa, mind control, pregnant women, romance, scat, vore, gore.

Off the bat I want to say that this prompt includes non-consents, dubious consent, and a heavy helping of misogyny. If that isn’t your jam, keep on scrolling!

“Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love” - Leslie Knope

I’m what you’d call a tomboy. Most definitely a woman, there’s no mistaking that from looking at me, but there’s always been a drive in me to be included in ‘male dominated’ hobbies and even careers. Of course, those spaces are male centric for a reason, and I’d very often find that the sudden presence of an over-eager woman to the mix would produce explosive results. It began to give me a rush, the thought that my womanhood could cause such a conflict. That the mere presence of my distractingly giant rack would completely alter the vibe of the guys’ night, or the D&D game, or the skatepark. I loved pushing those buttons, flaunting myself in the guys that were too shy to talk to hot women, and the ones that I knew I’d clash with, and yes, it lead to lots and lots of fun.

So in this roleplay I’d like to play out a similar event, and I want your help deciding exactly who we are playing and what the setting is. Whatever we decide, it should go ‘wrong’ meaning that my character’s boisterous attitude or head-in-the-clouds naivety should wind her up getting taken advantage of, face fucked, even gangbanged, for examples!

My character should be very enthusiastic and probably naive to the fact that being a woman is itself controversial in whatever scene she’s trying to break in to. Her sexuality should be distractingly obvious (does she attempt to hide it, or shove it in their faces?), I have huge boobs and I’m well aware of the effect they have in any given setting. I’m also imagining her as frankly very very annoying, in the way that any newbie to a hobby can come across if they try to act like a know it all. She should piss you off, whether the blame is really on her or not, because I’d like something bad to happen to her.

You should be… whoever you want! Get creative! You can be one character or several, and I want you to think of the kind of scenarios that my character would totally ruin just by being there and sticking her nose where it doesn’t belong. I’d love for you to be utterly cruel, and channel that to either subtly fuck with my character or head towards a nasty confrontation. I’m happy to play this out as a long term play, with an emphasis on scenes of sexual tension and a gradual crossing of lines, or a one-off scene, a blaze of glory.

So come with a fully formed idea and let’s discuss it! I won’t be replying to any lazy messages (“hey” “DM me” “Is this still open”), any starters, or any irrelevant enquiries. I prefer to write on Discord but ONLY after we click on here first. I really look forward to your messages!

GENERAL KINKS:
Age gap, beast, big tits, blackmail, brother/sister, bulges / cock slips, cheating, choking, cock shock, cock worship, cocky / mean males, costumes, cosplay, dub-con, e-girls / goth girls, ENF, gangbangs, getting caught, hair pulling, hate-fucking, huge cocks, humiliation, incest, interracial, impact play (slapping, punching, kicking, beating), maledom, misogyny, non-con, painal, piss, public exposure, public sex, raceplay, racism, rough sex, sassy subs, shorter males, tiny tits, tit sucking, titty fucking, wardrobe malfunction, younger males.

LIMITS:  
Feet, femdom, furries, futa, mind control, pregnant women, romance, scat, vore, gore.

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