u/GooningBiMom

Everyone asking that at the end of the work week, and I have to come up with a better answer than "try to have as much alone time as possible and pleasure my insatiable pussy every chance I get."

I'm gonna keep my pussy, swollen, puffy, and wet all weekend. I'm gonna take long showers and use the showerhead to pummel my clit. I'm going to "take a nap" and spend that time grinding my blanket and scrolling. I'm gonna straddle my husband and hump his cock when we have a moment alone. I'm gonna keep myself worked up and wet in case he wants to slip into me and use me.

I have all my toys charging. All my dildos washed and ready. My plan is to be gooned out of my mind. But I can't say that.

Everyone asking that at the end of the work week, and I have to come up with a better answer than "try to have as much alone time as possible and masturbate my insatiable pussy every chance I get."

But that's the truth. An extra day off work means more time to try and find myself alone to rub my clit and stuff my pussy. It's supposed to rain all weekend so I don't have to find an excuse not to go anywhere now. I just need to figure out how to get the house to myself.

My clit woke me up early this morning. Swollen and throbbing. My panties are wet.

I snuck my clit sucker out of the drawer and I’ve crept out to the couch. I’ve slid it into my panties, climbed under a blanket and straddled the throw pillow.

Now I’m scrolling Reddit, grinding my clit on the toy and my pussy into the pillow. I’ve got my shirt pull up, so my nipples dragged against the couch with each hump.

I love being sleepy and edged. Whimpering into the couch to muffle the sound.

My clit woke me up early this morning. Swollen and throbbing. My panties are wet.

I snuck my clit sucker out of the drawer and I’ve crept out to the couch. I’ve slid it into my panties, climbed under a blanket and straddled the throw pillow.

Now I’m scrolling Reddit, grinding my clit on the toy and my pussy into the pillow. I’ve got my shirt pull up, so my nipples dragged against the couch with each hump.

I love being sleepy and edged. Whimpering into the couch to muffle the sound.

I’m on the couch and I didn’t get a chance to make myself cum before work this morning, so I have been absolutely feral all day. My clit is so sensitive and my pussy is leaking.

I can’t help but slide my fingers over my panties between my pussy lips to stroke my clit.

I just woke up. I haven't even gotten up to pee.

Instead I balled my weighted blanket between my legs and pulled up reddit and I'm humping my swollen clit against it through my panties. My nipples grinding against my bedsheet.

The pressure in my pelvis from my full bladder intensifying the pleasure in my clit. My body is so fucking needy this morning I can't think about anything other that making my pussy feel good. My bladder is so full. I have to pee so badly but my clit and cunt won't let me stop humping. It feels too good.

I need to keep humping. I need to keep masturbating. I can't stop.

I want to fill myself up, but I know my body can't take the pressure. I want to push my thickest dildo inside me and grind down on it. I want to feel the pressure inside and out, making my bladder leak hot piss into my blanket and making my erect clit protrude further giving me more to grind on the blanket. More nerve endings to pleasure. Smearing them against the hot wetness seeping out of me and soaking the blanket. My juices and piss saturating the blanket and giving my rigid clit and hot slick mount to grind against.

It's the best. I get a few hours to myself this Mother's Day morning and I'm at peak ovulation. There's something kinda poetic about celebrating Mother's Day while my body is begging to get pregnant again.

Groping my tits, imagining them swelling again with milk. Rubbing my clit to prime myself for penetration. I'm going to slide onto my dildo and hump it into my pillow, imagining I'm riding the sperm out of a virile cock. I miss being pregnant. I would masturbate constantly and it was the hardest I've ever cum in my life.

I'm so horny this morning, I want to make your pussy feel good.

I woke up this morning, and my hand was between my legs rubbing my pussy thru my pants. I had been having a sex dream and was actually masturbating in my sleep. I’ve woken up sopping wet from a sex dream before. And I have even woken up kind of mid orgasm. That usually feels like a delicious ruined orgasm. But I’ve never woken up actually masturbating. It makes me wonder how long I was doing it.

So I’ve snuck off the couch and I’ve got my hand in my pants, dipping my fingers in and out of my wet pussy and rubbing my clit. I’m so wet and swollen. I have to have been doing it for a while.