u/Ground_Chucks

Note: this story contains references to puke (sorry) It’s not sexual, it’s just the circumstances of sharing a bathroom with a stranger. Anyways:

I was at a party in college. It was towards the end of the night and I was getting ready to leave. I was extremely drunk and decided I was going to make myself puke so I could sober up and catch the subway home. I opened the bathroom door just a crack when a girl my age came up behind me. “Hey mind if I come in with you? I have to pee”. I didn’t know her but I said ok.

In the bathroom she lowered her pants, showing off her pale white ass and her small bush covering her pussy. She sat down on the the toilet and started peeing away. She was very chatty, asking me who I was, who I knew at the party, etc. This was literally the first minute of meeting her and she had just shown me her ass and pussy and then started peeing right in front of me. I was playing it cool, but deep down I was secretly enjoying this show.

She wiped her pussy, pulled up her pants and said bye. It all happened so fast that I was flummoxed by the whole thing. This was in a particularly run down and dangerous part of the city, so I was genuinely surprised a single woman would intentionally put herself in such an intimate position with a total stranger. I didn’t see her after that, which was a pity. Today I would’ve asked her to use my tongue as toilet paper or if I could watch her next time

I moved to a new city and was contacted by an old college friend of mine who happened to be working out there at the time. We were just friends, but in our 20’s we would do mouth & hand stuff together when we were bored and horny. She was white, blond and in her mid-30’s at the time. Her face was still super young and youthful, but she’d gained some weight. She was chubby now, but she had f-cup tits and her ass was way bigger. It actually looked good on her.

We were cleaning up and getting dressed after having just done anal for the first time in a decade when she asked me what else I was into these days. I told her outright I was into golden showers and my latest conquest was peeing inside pussies. She said she also was into pee (which is strange cause she didn’t go to the fucked up school that forced boys & girls to pee in front of eachother like I did) and she had gone as far as peeing on men. I asked her point-blank, halfway joking “would you like it if I peed inside your butthole?” Her eyes got wide and she started nodding in excitement “Oh yeah! yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah!!”

She came over the next night. I was drinking a liter of water every hour and had a couple beers too (to make it easier to piss while hard, I thought). I was worried it’d be too difficult to piss directly inside her butt while hard so I got a funnel from the hardware store and smoothed out the edges lol. She came over and I already had to pee. She undressed, got into the bathtub in doggy. On her knees, face down, ass up. I lubed her butthole a bit with my finger and then stuck the funnel in.

Visualize this: her fat, white, wide, ass right in your face. Her big, round cheeks with a funnel nestled in between, going into the brown pucker of her butthole. I was running my right hand over her cheek when I was overcome with a sudden bladder. I urgently needed to pee real bad. Like I could feel it about to flow and I was literally about to piss my pants. Even a shy-bladder-mate would’ve lost it looking at how enticing her ass was. “Nice fat ass. Just looking at it is making me need to pee” I straight up lost control of my bladder, whipped out my dick and started pissing into the funnel immediately before she could even say “DO IT!”. I watched the light-yellow pee drain from my cock into the funnel and start to fill up her butt. When I had finally emptied my bladder I pulled the funnel out and I saw her squirt my light yellow pee out of her asshole and into the tub. Hot as fuck.

I fingered and re-lubed her bootyhole to fuck. I slowly inserted my dick, but she suddenly reached her arms back, grabbed my ass, and started pulling me into her. Like she was pulling on my ass with every thrust. She then said the most vulgar, disgusting, dirty talk I ever heard (until that time) saying “I absolutely love you cock and everything that flows from it! I just fucking love servicing your bladder! Your hot urine is a fucking extension of your cock going deep inside my ass!” I just creamed when she said that, having filled her fat butt with both my pee and my cum.

She moved away after this, but we still keep in touch and make a point to get together somewhere at least once or twice a year. She’ll call me up to chat filthy saying “my ass really misses your cock today” or “if your penis and bladder can’t find an open butt, then use my mouth instead!”. Lot of other piss stories with her.

This was like 12 years ago. I think it might have been the same summer when my partner joined me in the men’s room and pissed into a urinal with me. We were attending a concert in a honky-tonk type joint. The place was super old and the men’s room was equipped with one giant, steel urinal trough. What was odd, was that the bathrooms had no doors and were absolutely exposed to the rest of the hall to the point where musicians on stage could look straight in on dudes pissing in the trough.

We were friends with the band so we came in early. I walked into the men’s room and she stood in the doorway, marveling at the trough. “Wow, so wait, you just pull out your penis in front of everyone and everyone just pees into that one thing?!? How fun!” I took out my dick and started pissing away into the trough as she watched me. She now stepped further into the men’s room (which was still empty) “What? They put ice in that thing? So all you boys are just peeing in front of eachother? And onto the ice too!?!” I was still going as she pulled out her phone and started to snap pics of my cock as I kept draining away. She was giggling when a burly security guard marched in and snatched her phone out of her hand.

“I’m gonna need you to leave” he told her “But you can already see everything from outside!” She protested “plus he’s my husband!”. He gave her phone back. “As long as he’s ok with it. But that is pretty damn weird though”.

First time peeing in someone’s mouth. This was a few years ago before I discovered reddit. It ended up opening the door to getting my own mouth pissed in.

My sexy pee friend likes it when I piss on her tits. The time before, she was wearing nurses scrubs, and she was holding my cock while I peed, aiming at her chest until her boobs were showing through her wet shirt. Afterwards she said “I wanted to get some in my mouth, but I didn’t think you were into it”. Idk why, but I thought peeing in someone’s mouth was gross, but I told her I’d be willing to give it a try.

Fast forward a year and she was back in town. I picked her up to go to a hotel, where we intended to piss all over eachother for the night. She noticed the multiple bottles of water and diet coke in the car when she said “so yeah, I saw you drinking alot of water all day. What’re you gonna do with it?”. I told her I was letting clear water out of cock all day and asked if she wanted a taste.

In the hotel, she stripped and knelt on the bathroom floor. She opened her mouth, sticking out her tongue and looking up at me. My cock was super hard with anticipation, but I started to go and let out clear pee onto her tongue. Unfortunately, being so hard, my stream was wild and unpredictable. She started licking my peehole as the piss flowed and that seemed to straighten the stream out.

I squeezed my dick while stopping the flow and told her “lemme see those tits” she lifted up her fat f-cup boobs and I squirted out a huge blast of clear piss onto her right tit. She gasped and giggled before opening her mouth again for me to continue draining my bladder. It was so hot to watch the pee flow from my hard cock and start to collect in her open mouth until it was full of my warm, clear, urine. When I was done I gave her a sloppy wet kiss to taste my own piss.

I licked her clam until she squirted all over the place. “Damn, we made a huge mess” I said “your pee is all water anyways” she replied “anyways, hoped you packed a funnel for later tonight…”

I’m writing my memories out of sequence, but part 2 of this story is here: https://www.reddit.com/r/urinewords/s/xNU9zfvE7B

One of my favorite inventions of the past 15 years or so is the advent of “family bathrooms” in public spaces. If you’ve never seen one, it’s usually an empty room often with multiple toilets side by side and no privacy between them. Makes sense for families and such, but If I’m on a date with a woman and we’re in a train station or mall or wherever, we both go and pee in one of these rooms together so we can watch eachother while simultaneously peeing. Reminds me of peeing alongside girls in the communal bathroom at school. One time we got so horny watching eachother that we ended up fucking.

We were in a big box type store and both needed to pee. One of these family bathrooms was unlocked so we went inside and locked the door. There were 2 toilets side by side, one of which was very low. I pulled out my dick and started draining away into the adult one, while she started peeing into the little toilet. It was so low that she was positioning herself in a high squat, sticking her ass out while she was going. We both watched the yellow pee flow from eachother and I remarked it was like old times watching my female pee buddy at school. Watching her was so hot I started to get hard. She grinned watching my penis and when her bladder was done she turned around and spread her cheeks for me to enter her.

She was super wet now and I entered her raw from behind with her pants still around her ankles. We fucked for only a couple minutes before I creamed her pussy. I pulled out and she dripped on the floor. We got dressed and exited briefly as if we were simply a couple quickly peeing together.

Anyone got any good stories about peeing in a cup, either out of desperation or as a bladder volume test?

My sexy pee friend likes to roleplay irl and has a game where she dresses as a nurse and then holds my dick while I pee in a cup. Only what she does is put the cup in between her boobs. Sometimes she’ll intentionally miss and aim the piss at her tits and soak her scrubs lol. Anyone else got any good tales of pissing in a cup?

Edit: spelling

Very sexy date last night.
I had just finished vigorously eating her out and she had cum hard when she said “I’ve been saving my pee for you”.

“Lemme get a taste” I told her.
She was standing over me in the bathtub again, lifting her left leg and spreading her dark lips with her right hand.” Aim for my face” I was absolutely hard with anticipation. “Idk If I can tho” she said.

She spread her lips wide, until I saw her pink inside. I sat up so my mouth was right underneath her pussy. She started going and the stream of her hot piss overflowed my mouth immediately. I was absolutely enthralled, her urine dripping over my chin as she continued to drain her clam into my mouth. Her pee tasted like warm ocean water again and I was loving the fact that I was making her pussy and bladder feel good at the same time. To me, tasting a woman’s pee is the next evolution of eating pussy. She let out the last little spurt and exhaled in relief, indicating she was empty. “I guess you need my tongue for toilet paper” I said, as I licked her clam clean, still enjoying the taste of her piss. I totally lost it, and had to stick my tongue back in a second time.

Another story from my college years. I was back in my hometown and crashing at a friend’s house. Him and his other buddy were over and we had planned to drink some beers and do m***rooms all night. My friend really liked pissing outside and would do it at every chance. Mostly cause it gave him an excuse to show off his relatively large dick to everyone. Sometimes he was almost annoying about it. One of us would have to pee and he would always leap up saying “me too!” and then whip out his dick in front of everyone.

We were in his backyard and he had a firepit burning, the type that was like a steel drum with an opening in the front to feed more wood. It was past midnight and we were off our faces, sitting around gazing at the fire inside. We were drinking alot of beer and I got up, saying “I gotta piss, Ima piss on the grass.” My friend stood up immediately, saying “me too!” But then his attention turned to the fire. “Watch this, I’m going to urinate into the fire!” He whipped out his dick and aimed it towards the hole in the steel drum. “Me too” I replied. His buddy joined us as well, our three penises, letting out three long streams of piss into the hole in the front of the steel drum and into the flames.

The clear urine was flowing from three dicks directed right at the fire. Our piss sizzled and hissed as it hit the fire and turned into a huge cloud of steam. Don’t remember how the vaporized pee smelled. The crazy part was, even with three full bladders dousing the blaze, the fire kept burning. We shaked off and the last drops of piss turned to steam. It was kinda fun, watching all that liquid from our cocks evaporate into steam and leave no puddles behind. I lost touch with those friends, but one day I’d like douse a fire with some mates again like that.

After my college girlfriend overcame her pee shyness, she started to get playful with piss and came up with some fun ideas of her own. She thought it would be fun to pee on me, so in the shower, she would lift up a leg so her pussy was above my dick and just drain her bladder all over it. Often times I would jack off while she was peeing on me, using her warm urine as a lube.

One day we were in the shower together, getting ready before for leaving for work. It was our first pee of the day and our bladders were absolutely packed. She was getting ready to pee on my cock, lifting up her left leg so her pussy was above me again. She was just starting her stream and I said “I really need to pee too”. She said “Aim your dick at my vaj, let’s pee on eachother at the same time!” Her pee stream was aimed right at my dick while I was aiming upward, peeing directly onto her pussy.

All I saw was just 2 massive torrents of yellow pee, flowing from eachother. Our dueling streams were battling one another, spraying eachother’s genitals with the other’s hot piss. It was a tsunami of yellow saltwater as our engorged bladders, desperate for relief, deflated onto one another. I could smell the sweet, but acidic scent of her pee as my cock was soaked. We were both absolutely aroused from this piss battle, but unfortunately we had to finish bathing and catch the subway to work together. Many other times we would celebrate crossing streams with fucking after.

I have this casual sex friend I play around with. She has alot of interesting kinks but unfortunately piss isn’t one of them. It’s a shame because she really likes fisting and I’ve been trying to fill her pussy with my piss for years but she’s just not interested and you can’t force what you don’t like. She’s also into smut literature and was curious to read what I wrote even if she finds pee gross.

She read a few of my stories here and said “ok, I get it now. You don’t see piss as a humiliation thing. Maybe I could indulge you in the intimacy element of it”.

Fast forward a few months and we were in the shower after sex. We had just woken up and fucked and I hadn’t even had my first pee of the day yet. I told her I really needed to go and asked if she wanted to help me and she said yes! She took hold of my penis and aimed it towards the drain as I started peeing. I was letting out a long and satisfying stream of piss for my first of the day as she started giggling. She then started playing around with it, waving my dick all over the place as she started jacking me off. It was pretty hot to watch the piss flow in blasts and spurts as she jacked me off. “That was actually pretty hot” she remarked “I love how good that made you feel. I think this might be one of my new favorites”

A very sexy time I peed in public alongside 6 women at once. It wasn’t sexual but it was very fun and arousing. Unfortunately, of the 7 bladders drained together that evening, only 2 were into piss play. Anyways:

I was shacking up with a girlfriend in college and we shared a studio apartment with a tiny bathroom. She knew I was into piss and said “Kinky!” But was otherwise disinterested. Initially she had shy bladder, but slowly overcame her shyness to peeing in front of other people and eventually started to become interested in piss play. We lived across the street from the beach and we developed a ritual where we would go outside and take the last pee of the night together in public. (Though usually late at night past midnight to not be seen by the cops).

It was Autumn, the start of a new school year, and some of my gf’s friends from her home town were going to a neighboring girl’s college. We were drinking and party hopping with my girlfriend, myself, and 5 of her friends, all female. Towards the end of the night we were drinking on the beach. I got up to go pee and my gf got up as well, announcing that we must always pee together as a couple. The other girls said they also had to pee too and we should all go at the same time. We went to a dark spot where the sand dunes and grass met.

We were all in a line together with me towards the middle. My gf pulled down her pants and positioned herself into a low squat to aim her pussy close to the sand. I pulled out my dick and proudly started pissing away in front of the other girls. My gf and I were holding our left hands to help keep her balance while squatting when I caught an eyeful of her one friend on my right. She was black, 20, slender, but curvy. I couldn’t see her stream in the dark, but I could hear her flowing and I saw how round and shapely her ass was as she was urinating onto the sandy grass in a mid-squat, with her ass sticking out towards the street for everyone to watch. What was so hot about her was that she was somewhat nerdy, mild-mannered, quiet, shy and reserved, and all of the sudden she just nonchalantly dropped her pants, squatted, and started peeing away in front of everyone, showing off her ass and pussy to anyone nearby. And in the presence of a man too! I was absolutely turned on by the whole affair, and it took alot of effort to not get hard in front of them.

Later that night I remarked to my gf how fun that was and how particularly hot her shy friend was as well. A year or two after I broke up with that gf I ran into her friend again. We ended up fucking a couple times and I finally had the opportunity to enjoy her body and taste her wet pussy. Unfortunately however she wasn’t into piss as a sex thing. I never mentioned it to her, but I probably wouldn’t have had a sexual interest in her if I hadn’t seen her ass while she was peeing.

Having someone else hold my dick while I pee is one of my all time favorites. One of the hottest times:

My sexy pee friend was back in my part of the country and was housesitting for a friend of hers. I asked her if she wanted to get together and piss all over eachother in a hotel again, but her friend had alot of sick cats and she didn’t want to leave the house for too long. I came over for a bit to keep her company. When I arrived, we drank some beers and got h*gh together but then she said “Wish I could fuck you right now, but he said I can’t fuck anyone at his house. Mostly cause he hates anything sexual and thinks sex is gross”. “Fair enough” I said “his rules then”.

After drinking for a while I really needed to pee. I asked where the bathroom was, and with a coy grin on her face she said “let me take you” she led me to a bathroom upstairs “I think you need my help. No sex allowed, but I can still hold your cock while you pee. We’re just friends and I’m just helping you pee so nothing wrong”.

She unzipped my pants and took my dick out. She had held my penis many times before, but today her aim was terrible and she kept missing the toilet. I was also starting to get a little hard so I told her to aim me into the shower instead. I let out a long stream of clear pee as my cock got even harder. She giggled “I can feel it flowing!”. “Thanks for being such a good friend” I replied “I really needed your help” She kept draining my cock for quite some time until I my bladder was empty.

When It was time to shake me dry, she put my dick in her mouth and sucked out the last few drops instead “You taste so good” she said, then proceeded to give me one of the most furious blowjobs ever and quickly swallowed the mix of my cum and piss. Hands and mouth don’t count as sex, right?” I asked as I started to slip my hand into her pants to finger her wet clam. After we had both cum, we quickly cleaned up all the spots of urine and squirt all over the place.

This was nearly 20 years ago when I was in college. I was with a girlfriend and we were driving down the entire length of the Mississippi, determined to make the drive in a day or less. She wasn’t into piss as a sex thing, but was very open about peeing in public. She knew it turned me on so she would always summon me to watch her and she liked me to take photos of her while she was peeing. She had a big ass and big legs and preferred to pee in a high squat so I always loved to photograph her from behind while she pissed on the concrete.

We took turns and she took over driving at night for a bit while I slept. It was nearly 3am when she woke me up to announce that we were almost out of gas. We were on the backroads in a particularly desolate part of the country where all the nearby towns were abandoned and covered with vines everywhere we went. We spotted a sign for a gas station and followed it down the road. “I really have to urinate” I told her “me too” she replied “my bladder is killing me”.

We pulled into the gas station only to find all the lights off. We couldn’t tell if the place was closed for the night or closed forever. The place was super creepy and dark and the only light was from the moon. We stepped out of the car and I was about to get my camera from the back when she said in desperation “no time for that now. I really have to pee. Really bad”. She lowered her pants, stuck her big ass out in a high squat and started peeing right on the pavement in the middle of the gas station. I had to pee bad too so I whipped out my dick and started pissing as well. Our twin streams of clear piss glistened in the moonlight and combined into a huge puddle on the concrete.

I was watching the clear urine cascade from her pussy in between her two big round cheeks. It was like a waterfall from her clam. I actually started to get hard while peeing. She had toilet paper in the car but didn’t use it, she just stated clapping her cheeks together to drip dry her clam. At this point my cock was so hard I was dripping.

In the corner of the gas station we found a somewhat modern pump that was working afterall and took credit cards so we were able to refuel the car. She exhaled in relief as she pulled up her pants without wiping and tiptoed over our huge piss puddle, saying “whew, Looks like all 3 of our tanks are empty now”. It was so hot that just the memory alone makes up for the lack of photos.

Another sub I like it r/weirdtoilets. I look at the pics people send in and ask myself “would I pee in this and would it be fun?” Lol. Anyone have any good stories about being desperate to piss in a public bathroom only to discover a nightmare-fuel toilet? (or none at all!)

First time for me I was in a public bathroom in Martinique. I paid a couple coins, but when I opened the door there was no urinal or trough, just a big empty room with a drain in the floor! Guys were just slinging dicks everywhere and pissing on the floor or the walla until it collected into a huge puddle.

Another time I was traveling through India with a ladyfriend when we stopped in a public bathroom in Varanassi. The men’s room had real toilets, but my friend sent me a pic showing the women’s had no toilets at all! Just a big empty room with a drain in the corner. Herself and the other women would all just squat in front of eachother and pee right on the floor, leaving standing puddles of piss. They had no toilet paper so to clean their pussies they would fill a plastic bottle of water and splash their bits before passing it down to the next girl squatting in line.

Anyone else have any good stories about peeing in a bizarre and abnormal public toilet?

First time having someone pee in my mouth. This just happened recently and it was hot asf.

I mentioned to my partner my recent interest in tasting other people’s piss, including my dream scenario of volunteering my face as a free-use squat toilet for pussies and bladders. At first she was grossed out, but then when I explained I was motivated my playfulness and intimacy rather than humiliation she started to warm up to the idea. She said she wanted to try it, but said “I’m just worried you’ll end up disgusted and not like me after it. Don’t break up with me if my pee tastes bad!”

We started off slow. First I would use my tongue as toilet paper and clean her pussy every time she peed. Then I’d cup my hands under her and get a nice swish of her pee to taste when she pisses in the shower. But the prize was having her aim her stream directly into my mouth and taste it fresh from the tap.

She came home from a long drive and announced “I didn’t pee on the road. I was drinking alot of coke zero, but I didn’t drink any water so idk how it’s gonna taste. Maybe I’ll just start on your skin instead”. I laid down in the bathtub and she stood over me, pantsless, before lifting her left leg and spreading her lips with her right hand. She let out a thick and satisfying stream of clear urine all over me and I was instantly soaked. I reached my head up and positioned my mouth right under her pussy and caught her stream, filling up my mouth immediately. Even though her piss was clear, it was a bit salty and sour, like warm ocean water.

She was shocked that she had just peed directly in my mouth without any prep but I didn’t care. I was massively hard just thinking that this warm ocean water was made from her body and flowed out of her clam! I then began licking her pussy clean before sticking my tongue in and vigorously eating her out.

This wasn’t the cleanest or tastiest pee I’ve ever tasted, but I was so horny I didn’t care that she didn’t prep. She said she wants to do it again, but next time she intends to drink gallons of water first and empty her entire engorged bladder directly into my mouth.

First time I (successfully) peed in someone’s pussy.

My partner isn’t as into piss as I am, but when we had the talk about our deepest, darkest, fantasies she confessed a pretty hard edge kink. As a teenager, she found a VHS in Brazil of dungeon porn and in some of the gangbang scenes, guys would shove their hard cocks into the girl’s pussy and start pissing! She said she had wanted to try that for years but wasn’t sure if it was feasible. She said she thought it “would feel like hot jets of liquid blasting my cervix”.

At first I was weary about doing this. I can pee while hard but it can be a bit difficult. The first time we tried she sat on the edge of the bathtub and I inserted my cock very shallow and then started peeing, but all the pee sloused out, didn’t go inside, and I thought it just wasn’t possible.

Fast forward a year or two later and we had spent an entire summer’s day guzzling liters of champagne in the yard before going in the house to fuck. We were in the shower after sex and I told her I really needed to piss when she told me to go ahead and pee in her pussy! This time, she bent over into doggy. I was still hard so I entered her from behind and once I was all the way deep inside, I instantly started peeing. Even though I was hard I had no problems starting my stream. At first I felt warm fluid, as if her pussy was full of cum, but as I kept peeing, I felt her pussy start to inflate. The walls of her pussy started to separate from my dick until I couldn’t feel her at all. Her pussy was just a hollow cavity filled with my piss. I kept going and now I was just peeing into an empty void. “How’s it feel?” I asked “it’s kinda stretching me out” she replied. It was so hot to think that my cock was basically inflating and stretching her pussy with my hot piss.

When I was done I pulled my dick out and I watched her gush all my yellow pee out of her pussy. It was so hot, like she was pissing out my urine instead and from her pussy too. I asked her how she liked it and she said “yeah idk, It wasn’t like I thought. Felt weird”. I was a bit bummed she didn’t enjoy it as much as I thought but I’ve learned recreating porn in real life feels way different than how you’d expect.

An hour or two later I was sitting on the couch alone when she curled up next to me and whispered in my ear “that was pretty hot, you giving me your hot jets of piss afterall”. As far as piss goes, getting it in her pussy has become her favorite action.

One of my favorite things is having someone else hold my dick while I pee. It’s super fun, playful & intimate, and also a nice introduction to piss play for someone new and curious (for either the dick or the helper). Want to hear from the ladies; any good stories about holding a guy’s dick while he pees? The location, circumstances doing it, etc. And gents; any memorable experiences having someone else hold your dick while pissing?

I was chatting with a mate online about piss vandalism. The time we pissed on the boy’s room floor in school was more necessity turned into play, which became a protest. The other time I did piss vandalism, it was also suggested by someone else, but was motivated by revenge.

My college gf and I were splitting a studio apartment, during which she worked to overcome her pee shyness and started to become interested in the kink. The building was an old art-deco resort hotel near the beach that was converted to apartments. The building changed owners and the new landlord hired a new “super” who was a total dick. He would constantly write passive-aggressive letters to all the tenants accusing everyone of littering, having too many cats, etc. The old hotel lobby was a chillspace /lounge for neighbors and he closed that too and chased everyone away.

One night, past 2am, my gf and I came home and he was standing in the lobby. Not doing or saying anything, just staring menacingly at everyone walking through the door, being super creepy. He watched us as we checked our mailbox and eventually went back to his office. My gf, who by now was becoming interested in piss said “what a total bastard. You know what we should do? You should go pee on his plants!” There were big planters with large plants and trees throughout the lobby. So I followed my gfs advice, whipped out my dick and pissed all over one of the plants!

It became a near weekly revenge spree. Anytime a neighbor complained to us about the super, I would go downstairs late at night and piss all over something in the lobby. Sometimes If I was drunk or h*gh I would intentionally miss and just piss all over the floor.

My gf started to get kinky with piss once she overcame her shy bladder, and we had a ritual where on our way home after a night out, we would take the last pee of night on the beach together. One night, we forgot to pee outside, and when I went to unload my bladder into a giant flower pot in the lobby, she lowered her pants, sat on the edge of the planter and started urinating into the dirt. While she was going, I started pissing on the tree itself until the planter was soaked with our combined urine and smelled like a urinal lol.

Eventually we moved to a better place, but I’ll always remember us peeing in the lobby out of spite and revenge.

38 yo bi poly masc. guy here. Been into piss my whole life but haven’t got to play around with guys much. Looking for a casual pee buddy to hang out with. Chill together, drink some beers and see where the evening takes us. Dreaming of pissing together and playing around. Would love the opportunity to cross streams and maybe advance to something naughty like piss trashing and piss vandalism. Get to
Know eachother well enough and I’d like to taste your pee too.

I’m 6’0”, medium build with green eyes, brown hair and short, rusty, beard. Live in Philly but can travel to surrounding area (pa, nj, delaware, nyc).

Tagged this as fiction, but some of the source material happened IRL last night. Something new that we’ve been playing with. Hoping to write a nonfiction story about it after we perfect our methods.

My partner has been curious about piss for years but it isn’t her favorite. I told her about my intense interest in tasting other people’s piss this year. At first she was grossed out, saying that she finds piss humiliating and degrading (even though she likes it when I pee inside her pussy). But then I explained my philosophy on it, particularly that I get off on fluids from genitals and my mission of treating the bladder as a sex organ for me to service during oral. I also told her my dream of volunteering my face as a free use squat-toilet for pussies & bladders. She said she wanted to give it a try, but was scared I would break up with her if her pee tasted bad!

I was wanting to eat her out when she said she didn’t clean up and just air-dried after peeing last, and I told her I would just clean her with my tongue instead. I licked her thoroughly, getting a nice taste of some mild saltiness from her unwashed clam. She promised to pee directly into my mouth for our anniversary next week, but in the meantime, my tongue would be her toilet paper every time she urinates. It wasn’t a big production, but every time she’d sneak off to the bathroom I’d remind her “hey remember, your toilet papers’ right here!” She’d come out, lift her skirt, and I’d get on my knees and give her a nice lick and suck to taste the last droplets of her piss.

By the time she finally drains herself directly into my mouth I will have an accurate idea of how she tastes and her current hydration level throughout the day. She’s starting to suspect I’m meddling with her flavor when I keep suggesting she drinks another coke zero or when I constantly mix mezcal & pineapple for after-work cocktails every single night. I’m so thirsty that I’m determined to drink her even if her pee is yellow.

I’ve seen free-use and “toilet for a day” porn before, but lately I’ve been way more interested in receiving than being the pisser. I’m really getting off on idea of making someone else’s genitals and bladder feel good using my mouth and that the juices I’m tasting come from their bodies. This story was written from a guy to girl perspective, but anyone can clean their partner this way.