u/Happy_Elk6

I was told that if you're bored enough, eventually you'll either start a new hobby, train for a marathon, or end up posting on Reddit. My knees hate running (but I do it anyways), and painting, not so great at it. So, Reddit it is.

I'm a 32, 6'4", mixed race (if that matters) average build, think dad bod energy. Think "can help you move a couch" rather than "fitness influencer selling supplements. I'm DDF, drama free, and gainfully employed. I can hold a conversation, and understand the difference between "your" and "you're, I think…

What am I looking for? A woman between 21 and 50 who is also craving something simple, discreet, fun, and free of unnecessary complications. Maybe you're bored. Maybe you're curious. Maybe you're reading this while pretending to work. Whatever brought you here. No one is judging, I am here too.

I'm not looking to blow up anyone's life, write bad poetry about soulmates, or convince you we're destined to run away together. Just chemistry, laughs, flirting, and fun whenever our busy schedules align.

If you're witty, sarcastic, can appreciate a tall guy who occasionally makes terrible jokes with dark humor, and you're interested in some mutually enjoyable distraction from reality, send me a message.

Worst case? We exchange a few laughs. Best case? We become the reason our screen time reports look suspicious.