u/HornyPAWGMom

Hello everyone,

I’m a 45 year old, single mom and I’m looking to build some new friendships in an attempt to shake up the monotony of daily life! Could that be you?

Please do not send me low effort messages, as I’m looking for conversation partners who can keep me engaged and excited with our discussions.

This is open to all genders, so if you’re interested, please do reach out and don’t be shy. I would like to write as though we are married, imagining our lives and building it as we desire.

I like to think I’m a fun person, with my own experiences and kinks. I generally appear as the shy type, but of course, privately I am very different.

Ideally, you’re an open minded person, comfortable discussing whatever we may land on (within reason, of course!)

So, if the idea of a naughty mom being your own personal pen pal sounds like fun, send me a message!

Quick Note: Post is open to all genders, I am a detailed writer and I enjoy 3-5 paragraphs per response, so please be willing to put the effort in!

The last few months had been nothing but exhausting. The amount of work I had on my plate never seemed to go down, and whenever I arrived home, I was often too tired to ever do anything for me. I hadn’t even been on vacation yet and summer was already coming to an end.

One night, after working late and getting home after 22:00, I opened a bottle of wine and sat down on the couch, exhaling a sigh of relief as I was finally able to relax. Enough was enough, I thought to myself. I couldn’t go on like this. I needed some me time. I needed to take a break.

Pulling out my phone, I decided to do some research and began looking into hotels that were generating a buzz.

“Nope. Nope. Nope. N-oh.. Hold on..” I stopped as I came across somewhere called ‘Sexual Serenity’, a resort for those who needed to get away and let their hair down. At first, I thought it was just some scam, but after looking further, I found some videos online from people who had visited.

“A grade A experience, exactly what I needed. Whether you’re the vanilla type who just wants some casual excitement, or you’re the kinky expert who wants to explore with others. This place has it all.”

“My partner and I visited just last month, and wow. It has everything. Singles, couples, swingers, hotwives, cuckolds. There really is something for everyone.”

“OH. MY. GOD. An unbelievable place. Complete freedom. You decide what you want to do. You want to walk around nude? Go ahead! You want to join an erotic massage class? Which time would you like? You forgot to pack your toy and it’s 04:00? We have room service and an on-site selection to satisfy ALL!”

I was sold. Looking at their website, I scrolled through to view the rooms, packages and amenities.

“Four pools situated around the resort.”
“Lingerie, bikini and sex toy stores in the lobby.”
“24/7 bars and room service.”
“Various restaurants to cater to every craving.”
“A variety of activities run throughout the day.”
“Late night clubs (including strip clubs)”

I clicked on packages and found something called the ‘VIP Platinum Member’. It included a sea view penthouse suite, with its own hot tub. Floor to ceiling windows. Luxury super king sized bed. Access to all bars, clubs and stores with no additional charge, regardless of what I pick up.

It was everything I wanted. Everything I needed. I didn’t hesitate, I booked the package and squealed with excitement. The following day, I put in for PTO at work, taking two weeks off.

And now, here I was. After a long flight, and an even longer cab ride, I had finally arrived. With the sun beating down on the back of my neck, I walked into the lobby, eager to check in and begin my vacation.

Kinks: Big dicks, submitting, spanking, anal, recording, BBC, butt plugs, vibrators, toys, erotic photography, hypno, brain melting, devotion, body writing, oil, light humiliation, farting, embarrassing moments, leash play, dominant partners, thongs, paddles, lube, luxury, romance, threesomes, handcuffs, dirty talk and more.

Limits: Watersports, face fucking, overly rough, slapping, choking, fisting, violence, non/dub-con, incest, blood, furry.

Quick Note: Post is open to all genders, I am a detailed writer and I enjoy 3-5 paragraphs per response, so please be willing to put the effort in!

The last few months had been nothing but exhausting. The amount of work I had on my plate never seemed to go down, and whenever I arrived home, I was often too tired to ever do anything for me. I hadn’t even been on vacation yet and summer was already coming to an end.

One night, after working late and getting home after 22:00, I opened a bottle of wine and sat down on the couch, exhaling a sigh of relief as I was finally able to relax. Enough was enough, I thought to myself. I couldn’t go on like this. I needed some me time. I needed to take a break.

Pulling out my phone, I decided to do some research and began looking into hotels that were generating a buzz.

“Nope. Nope. Nope. N-oh.. Hold on..” I stopped as I came across somewhere called ‘Sexual Serenity’, a resort for those who needed to get away and let their hair down. At first, I thought it was just some scam, but after looking further, I found some videos online from people who had visited.

“A grade A experience, exactly what I needed. Whether you’re the vanilla type who just wants some casual excitement, or you’re the kinky expert who wants to explore with others. This place has it all.”

“My partner and I visited just last month, and wow. It has everything. Singles, couples, swingers, hotwives, cuckolds. There really is something for everyone.”

“OH. MY. GOD. An unbelievable place. Complete freedom. You decide what you want to do. You want to walk around nude? Go ahead! You want to join an erotic massage class? Which time would you like? You forgot to pack your toy and it’s 04:00? We have room service and an on-site selection to satisfy ALL!”

I was sold. Looking at their website, I scrolled through to view the rooms, packages and amenities.

“Four pools situated around the resort.”
“Lingerie, bikini and sex toy stores in the lobby.”
“24/7 bars and room service.”
“Various restaurants to cater to every craving.”
“A variety of activities run throughout the day.”
“Late night clubs (including strip clubs)”

I clicked on packages and found something called the ‘VIP Platinum Member’. It included a sea view penthouse suite, with its own hot tub. Floor to ceiling windows. Luxury super king sized bed. Access to all bars, clubs and stores with no additional charge, regardless of what I pick up.

It was everything I wanted. Everything I needed. I didn’t hesitate, I booked the package and squealed with excitement. The following day, I put in for PTO at work, taking two weeks off.

And now, here I was. After a long flight, and an even longer cab ride, I had finally arrived. With the sun beating down on the back of my neck, I walked into the lobby, eager to check in and begin my vacation.

Kinks: Big dicks, submitting, spanking, anal, recording, BBC, butt plugs, vibrators, toys, erotic photography, hypno, brain melting, devotion, body writing, oil, light humiliation, farting, embarrassing moments, leash play, dominant partners, thongs, paddles, lube, luxury, romance, threesomes, handcuffs, dirty talk and more.

Limits: Watersports, face fucking, overly rough, slapping, choking, fisting, violence, non/dub-con, incest, blood, furry.

Hello everyone,

I’m a 45 year old, single mom and I’m looking to build some new friendships in an attempt to shake up the monotony of daily life! Could that be you?

Please do not send me low effort messages, as I’m looking for conversation partners who can keep me engaged and excited with our discussions.

This is open to all genders, so if you’re interested, please do reach out and don’t be shy.

I like to think I’m a fun person, with my own experiences and kinks. I generally appear as the shy type, but of course, privately I am very different.

Ideally, you’re an open minded person, comfortable discussing whatever we may land on (within reason, of course!)

So, if the idea of a naughty mom being your own personal pen pal sounds like fun, send me a message!

Please don’t send me low effort or short responses, I’m looking to have a fun and interesting conversation about this.

So, a little background about me. I’m a 45 year old, single mom and I live alone. I was previously married, but we divorced a number of years ago, things ended on good terms, but we have no contact with each other.

Anyway.. I’ve always found women somewhat attractive, something that I thought most other women felt to. Whether it was their body, their personality, or just their general looks. I’ve always taken notice.

I also watched a lot of lesbian porn, more than straight porn, though again, I thought that wasn’t all that uncommon.

After my divorce, this definitely became more of a thing. I never really put much thought into it, but I started feeling much more drawn towards women than men, though continued to date men exclusively, as I never considered I would be anything other than straight.

That was until recently.. after looking further into things, it clicked. I was informed that it’s not actually all that common for straight women to watch lesbian porn a lot, nor for them to feel attracted to other women.

I confessed this to a friend of mine who is a lesbian, and who I admit I have an attraction to. We’ve been friends for many years and I felt comfortable with her, so I asked her if she would be comfortable helping me explore this new side to my sexuality.

She agreed and to cut a long story short.. things went really, really well and we’ve been casually hooking up together over the last few weeks.

Tonight, I’m looking to discuss my new found sexuality with others and perhaps dive further into it. It’s been a whirlwind to understand and make sense of, but now that I do, I feel like a weight has been lifted and everything feels right.

If you’d be interested in chatting, please do let me know.

Please do not send me low effort, short responses. I want to have an engaging, interesting chat about this topic.

I’m treating this as a bit of a confessional. It’s a fact I try to hide and have done so up until this point, however, I feel at some point, I have to admit this.

When it comes to penis size, I have always refuted the fact that size matters. I scoff at those who say it, obnoxiously argue that it’s all a lot of nonsense, and I refuse to join in when my friends are talking big dick.

However, I am a hypocrite. As much as I hate to admit it, I love big penises. They’re the epitome of masculinity. They’re a sign of strength and power. They command respect. They make me cum.

It’s embarrassing to say, but a man with a big penis holds all the cards. Men are jealous. Women admire it. It’s biology. Men fuck. Women get fucked.

It’s a fact that I’ve always tried my best to deny, but it’s true. Big penises conquer me.

To the world, I put on this bravado, I claim that men and women are on equal footing. I argue that I can do everything that a man can. The reality of the situation is, it’s a lie. I know it’s a lie. Like I said, men fuck, women get fucked. I’m a hypocrite, I claim to be on the same level, but at the end of the day, a big dick makes a mockery of what I say.

Please do not send me low effort, short responses. I want to have an engaging, interesting chat about this topic.

I’m treating this as a bit of a confessional. It’s a fact I try to hide and have done so up until this point, however, I feel at some point, I have to admit this.

When it comes to penis size, I have always refuted the fact that size matters. I scoff at those who say it, obnoxiously argue that it’s all a lot of nonsense, and I refuse to join in when my friends are talking big dick.

However, I am a hypocrite. As much as I hate to admit it, I love big penises. They’re the epitome of masculinity. They’re a sign of strength and power. They command respect. They make me cum.

It’s embarrassing to say, but a man with a big penis holds all the cards. Men are jealous. Women admire it. It’s biology. Men fuck. Women get fucked.

It’s a fact that I’ve always tried my best to deny, but it’s true. Big penises conquer me.

To the world, I put on this bravado, I claim that men and women are on equal footing. I argue that I can do everything that a man can. The reality of the situation is, it’s a lie. I know it’s a lie. Like I said, men fuck, women get fucked. I’m a hypocrite, I claim to be on the same level, but at the end of the day, a big dick makes a mockery of what I say.

Please do not send me low effort, short responses. I want to have an engaging, interesting chat about this topic.

I’m treating this as a bit of a confessional. It’s a fact I try to hide and have done so up until this point, however, I feel at some point, I have to admit this.

When it comes to penis size, I have always refuted the fact that size matters. I scoff at those who say it, obnoxiously argue that it’s all a lot of nonsense, and I refuse to join in when my friends are talking big dick.

However, I am a hypocrite. As much as I hate to admit it, I love big penises. They’re the epitome of masculinity. They’re a sign of strength and power. They command respect. They make me cum.

It’s embarrassing to say, but a man with a big penis holds all the cards. Men are jealous. Women admire it. It’s biology. Men fuck. Women get fucked.

It’s a fact that I’ve always tried my best to deny, but it’s true. Big penises conquer me.

To the world, I put on this bravado, I claim that men and women are on equal footing. I argue that I can do everything that a man can. The reality of the situation is, it’s a lie. I know it’s a lie. Like I said, men fuck, women get fucked. I’m a hypocrite, I claim to be on the same level, but at the end of the day, a big dick makes a mockery of what I say.

Please do not send me low effort, short responses. I want to have an engaging, interesting chat about this topic.

I’m treating this as a bit of a confessional. It’s a fact I try to hide and have done so up until this point, however, I feel at some point, I have to admit this.

When it comes to penis size, I have always refuted the fact that size matters. I scoff at those who say it, obnoxiously argue that it’s all a lot of nonsense, and I refuse to join in when my friends are talking big dick.

However, I am a hypocrite. As much as I hate to admit it, I love big penises. They’re the epitome of masculinity. They’re a sign of strength and power. They command respect. They make me cum.

It’s embarrassing to say, but a man with a big penis holds all the cards. Men are jealous. Women admire it. It’s biology. Men fuck. Women get fucked.

It’s a fact that I’ve always tried my best to deny, but it’s true. Big penises conquer me.

To the world, I put on this bravado, I claim that men and women are on equal footing. I argue that I can do everything that a man can. The reality of the situation is, it’s a lie. I know it’s a lie. Like I said, men fuck, women get fucked. I’m a hypocrite, I claim to be on the same level, but at the end of the day, a big dick makes a mockery of what I say.

Please do not send me low effort, short responses. I want to have an engaging, interesting chat about this topic.

I’m treating this as a bit of a confessional. It’s a fact I try to hide and have done so up until this point, however, I feel at some point, I have to admit this.

When it comes to penis size, I have always refuted the fact that size matters. I scoff at those who say it, obnoxiously argue that it’s all a lot of nonsense, and I refuse to join in when my friends are talking big dick.

However, I am a hypocrite. As much as I hate to admit it, I love big penises. They’re the epitome of masculinity. They’re a sign of strength and power. They command respect. They make me cum.

It’s embarrassing to say, but a man with a big penis holds all the cards. Men are jealous. Women admire it. It’s biology. Men fuck. Women get fucked.

It’s a fact that I’ve always tried my best to deny, but it’s true. Big penises conquer me.

To the world, I put on this bravado, I claim that men and women are on equal footing. I argue that I can do everything that a man can. The reality of the situation is, it’s a lie. I know it’s a lie. Like I said, men fuck, women get fucked. I’m a hypocrite, I claim to be on the same level, but at the end of the day, a big dick makes a mockery of what I say.

Please do not send me low effort, short responses. I want to have an engaging, interesting chat about this topic.

I’m treating this as a bit of a confessional. It’s a fact I try to hide and have done so up until this point, however, I feel at some point, I have to admit this.

When it comes to penis size, I have always refuted the fact that size matters. I scoff at those who say it, obnoxiously argue that it’s all a lot of nonsense, and I refuse to join in when my friends are talking big dick.

However, I am a hypocrite. As much as I hate to admit it, I love big penises. They’re the epitome of masculinity. They’re a sign of strength and power. They command respect. They make me cum.

It’s embarrassing to say, but a man with a big penis holds all the cards. Men are jealous. Women admire it. It’s biology. Men fuck. Women get fucked.

It’s a fact that I’ve always tried my best to deny, but it’s true. Big penises conquer me.

(Looking for open minded partners who put effort into their scenes. Please no one liners.)

Saturday afternoon rolled around, and I was out with a friend grabbing coffee, catching up after yet another failed date night. Unfortunately, this had become a habit, and one that I wasn’t particularly thrilled about having.

“Okay, so.. are you going to tell me about your date last night?“ she asked, taking a sip of her matcha as we sat down in our usual spot over in the corner of the store. “Go on, I’m all ears. I can just tell by your expression, again? Really? What was it this time, lay it on me.”

Clearly, my expression gave it all away. I sighed, rolling my eyes in an exhausted manner. It felt as though we had this exact conversation after all of my dates.

“I’m not sure there’s anything worth telling. Pick any of the guys i’ve gone out with and the problems we had, and it’ll likely apply to the guy last night. The date was.. fine, he’s nice but yeah, kinda boring and dull. We went back to my place and I think he lasted maybe, hmm.. 3 minutes before blowing his load? So yeah, it’s a no.”

I sat back in my chair in a quiet, yet obviously frustrated fashion. “I don’t know, maybe this is just how things are supposed to be for me. Dating and sex may not be in my future. It certainly feels that way anyway.”

She sighed and pulled out her phone, scrolling for a few seconds before eventually stopping to look over at me.

“Okay, I can see that you’re frustrated and honestly, I’m getting frustrated just hearing about it. So, I’m going to do what any good friend would, and I’m going to help you out.”

She leaned forward, lowering her voice to speak. “There’s this guy.. I’ve been casually hooking up with him for the last couple weeks, casually. A friend connected us, kind of like what I’m doing now.”

I was intrigued, but I didn’t want to interrupt her, instead just opting to nod.

“He’s just what you need right now. Big dick with the stamina to match a porn star, and he knows how to use it. Though, his methods are.. unconventional.” She said.

Before I could respond, she continued. “I’ll just be honest and direct about it. He goes by the ‘Booty Breaker’, because, well, he literally breaks your booty. I know, I know, anal isn’t exactly something you do casually, but girl.. you have to experience this with him.”

I scoffed at her, clearly this was some kind of joke. I mean, was she seriously suggesting I let some random guy fuck me in the ass?

“That’s not all, and this is where things get a little more.. crazy. I don’t know how he does it, but when he’s fucking your ass.. you can literally feel your brain melting and you’re overwhelmed with pleasure. The thing is, you’re going to fart during and after, like, a lot. Don’t try to fight it, just let it happen, I know it sounds weird, but it’s so fucking worth it.”

As I listened to her talk, I could see her getting more and more excited and perhaps even aroused. Was this serious? It couldn’t be.. could it?

“One more thing. You’re going to want to know where the bathroom is before he finishes, because once he pulls out and you snap back to reality.. yeah, you’re going to want to excuse yourself.”

I looked around the coffee shop to see if anyone could hear the conversation we were having, thankfully no-one was looking our way.

“But trust me, once you’ve experienced getting your booty broken, you’ll be hooked. You’ll book another session with him before you leave, I guarantee it. I’ll text him now, and I’ll send you his address. You head over there and find out for yourself.”

I’m not sure if it was my curiosity getting the better of me, or if it was my own sense of pride wanting to disapprove her, but I agreed and she set everything up.

Now, here I was, parking up outside your address, about to find out for myself.

Kinks: Big dicks, submitting, spanking, anal, recording, BBC, butt plugs, vibrators, toys, erotic photography, hypno, brain melting, devotion, body writing, oil, light humiliation, farting, embarrassing moments, leash play, dominant partners, thongs, paddles, handcuffs, dirty talk and more.

Limits: Watersports, slapping, choking, fisting, violence, non/dub-con, incest, underage, blood, furry.

Sounds a bit silly, but I think it could be a rather fun idea!

What I’m looking for here, is for someone to basically be my manager as I navigate the world of porn. You would come to me with offers from studios, breakdown my ratings, be on set while I’m filming, and so on.

I see this being a blend of raunchy and fun, being my manager, we’re always around each other. You see me at my best, and my worst, but we’re always looking to get the best ratings.

Come with vanilla scenes and crazy wild ones. I love being taken by surprise!

Our goal, climb the ladder and reach that number one spot.

So, if you like the idea, come and let me know!

“Ugh.. thank god I’m finally home.” I said as I set down my handbag and locked the door behind me. Looking up at the clock, it was already 20:30. While I didn’t mind staying late at work every now and then, this was the fourth time this week, and god.. was I starting to feel it.

The last couple months had been crazy. I was staying late at the office most nights, barely finding time for lunch, and yet, it seemed as though the list of tasks never diminished. There was something new on my desk every single day.

As I wandered through to the kitchen, I picked up my favourite bottle of wine and poured myself a large glass, before letting out an exhausted sigh. I needed a break, that much was obvious, or at the very least, I needed something to help me relax.

Kicking off my heels, I took a seat on the couch and began scrolling on my phone. Amongst the usual ADs, I eventually came across something worth noting, and immediately had a lightbulb moment.

A local massage parlour had recently opened up in the city, just a short drive from home. It was offering an extensive, full body session, promising to relax even the most stressed individuals.

“Rated five stars across multiple locations. Our team will have you feeling like a whole new woman. Strip yourself of all your stresses. Embrace the feeling of being bare. Allow your body to breathe.”

Well, that’s just what I needed! Without as much as a second thought, I booked myself in for an afternoon session and went to bed.

The next morning, I cleared my schedule at work and took the day off. One day wouldn’t hurt, right? I deserved some me time.

Dressing comfortably, I put on a pair of black leggings and matching sports bra, with a black Calvin Klein thong underneath. I got in my car and made the drive to the parlour, finding a spot just outside to park up.

Upon entering, a woman greeted me with a smile and took my name, confirming my appointment time and telling me my masseuse would be out in a minute. I thanked her and sat in the reception, quietly looking forward to some rest and relaxation.

Kinks: Big dicks, submitting, intimacy, spanking, anal, recording, BBC, butt plugs, vibrators, toys, erotic photography, hypno, brain melting, devotion, body writing, oil, light humiliation, farting, embarrassing moments, leash play, thongs, paddles, handcuffs, dirty talk and more.

Limits: Watersports, slapping, choking, fisting, violence, non/dub-con, incest, anything illegal, blood, furry.

Please only respond if you’re willing to have a detailed discussion. I don’t enjoy low effort, short, one liners.

As I’ve grown older, I’ve become very aware of the fact that I’m not as slim as I once was. I would say I’m definitely teetering towards the fat side of ‘thick’ and into ‘bigger woman’ territory.

It’s something that both embarrasses me, yet also strangely turns me on.

I’m currently vacationing alone as I tend to do each year. I put on a thong bikini and it was evident that I had put on weight. I did feel embarrassed about it, but I accepted it.

Something that’s been on my mind a lot lately, is the idea of taking it in the ass. I’ve never explored anal sex, but I now find myself thinking about it a lot when I’m horny.

And that’s what brings me here tonight. I want to talk with those of you who would enjoy doing just that. Whether you plan to fuck me in the ass, or make love to it, I want to hear about it in detail.

If that sounds like something you’d be interested in, please do let me know.

Very interested to hear from bulls and sub hubbys about this. Please be able to have an engaging and fun conversation, I don’t respond to low effort.

I’m not sure where this fantasy came from, but I’ve had it for a while now. I’m 45 and I’m single, but there’s nothing I find more erotic than the idea of having a bull who completely owns my hubby and I.

Ideally, our marriage would be as normal as everyone else’s, with the only exception being the fact that in the bedroom, we’re both property of our bull.

Something about another man dominating our home, it just drives me completely wild..

If you like this idea, I’d love to discuss it with you!

Well, given the news from Tuesday.. it feels like now is the best time to share this.

Let me start this by saying, Arsenal winning the league is literally the worst thing ever to me. I’m 45 years old, from London and I’m a Spurs fan. I hate Arsenal more than anything, so I’m sure you can imagine my disappointment after I saw Tuesday’s result.

Anyway, onto the humiliating part.. I have a friend who is an Arsenal fan. We’ve had a very casual friend with benefits arrangement between us for a while, he knows I’m a Spurs fan and has always taken great pleasure in teasing me about it. Particularly so this year given the way results have gone.

Back in February.. we made a bet. If Spurs won, he had to come with me to a game and sit in the home end. If he won.. i had to wear an Arsenal shirt while he fucked me, and be Arsenal’s biggest fan for the evening.

Not only did they win, they absolutely humbled us.

Due to the severity of the score, he really wanted to rub it in. So not only did I wear the Arsenal colours and big them up, but he put a Spurs shirt underneath me while we fucked.

The worst thing is, at the time, we agreed to make a similar bet for the league title and champions league, and given that they’ve now won the league and have a chance to win the Champions League.. I’m starting to think there may be more on the horizon..

If there’s anyone who would like to discuss this experience with me or hear more about it, please feel free to let me know.

Well, given yesterday’s news.. it feels like now is the best time to share this.

Let me start this by saying, Arsenal winning the league is literally the worst thing ever to me. I’m 45 years old, from London and I’m a Spurs fan. I hate Arsenal more than anything, so I’m sure you can imagine my disappointment after season yesterday’s result.

Anyway, onto the humiliating part.. I have a friend who is an Arsenal fan. We’ve had a very casual friend with benefits arrangement between us for a while, he knows I’m a Spurs fan and has always taken great pleasure in teasing me about it. Particularly so this year given the way results have gone.

Back in February.. we made a bet. If Spurs won, he had to come with me to a game and sit in the home end. If he won.. i had to wear an Arsenal shirt while he fucked me, and be Arsenal’s biggest fan for the evening.

Not only did they win, they absolutely humbled us.

Due to the severity of the score, he really wanted to rub it in. So not only did I wear the Arsenal colours and big them up, but he put a Spurs shirt underneath me while we fucked.

The worst thing is, at the time, we agreed to make a similar bet for the league title and champions league, and given that they’ve now won the league and have a chance to win the Champions League.. I’m starting to think there may be more on the horizon..

If there’s anyone who would like to discuss this experience with me or hear more about it, please feel free to let me know.

Well, given tonight’s news.. it feels like the best time to share this.

Let me start this by saying, Arsenal winning the league is literally the worst thing ever to me. I’m from London and I’m a Spurs fan. I hate Arsenal more than anything, so I’m sure you can imagine my disappointment tonight.

Anyway.. I have a friend who is an Arsenal fan. We’ve had a very casual friend with benefits arrangement between us, but he knows I’m a Spurs fan and has always taken great pleasure in teasing me about it. Particularly so this year.

Back in February.. we had a bet. If Spurs won, he had to come with me to a game and sit in the home end. If he won.. i had to wear an Arsenal shirt while he fucked me.

Not only did they win, they humiliated us.

Due to the severity of the score, he really wanted to rub it in. So not only did I wear the Arsenal colours.. I had to be arsenal’s biggest fan for the entire evening, while my beloved Spurs shirt lay under me the entire time..

(Please only reach out if you’re willing to put effort into the discussion. I don’t like one liners or ‘hey’s)

I’m currently on vacation alone in Jamaica, my first time visiting the country so it’s been very exciting! I’ve had a bit of a stressful few months with work and felt very disjointed, and I thought a vacation alone would really allow me to find myself and reconnect with my soul.

Anyway.. last night, I was out having some drinks at a local bar, it was a very chilled atmosphere, good music, I was enjoying myself a lot.

A guy ended up approaching me and offered to buy me a drink, he was attractive and I thought why not, so I accepted.

We shared a few more drinks and were very flirty together, after a couple of hours, he asked where I was staying and if I wanted to go back to my hotel with him.

I ended up saying yes and we went back to my hotel room, had another few drinks and.. well, mommy ended up getting some vacation dick..

If you’d like to talk about it, please do let me know!