r/DirtyChatPals

hiya pervs,

i know this title is pretty plumb. But i hope it gives the vibe i wanna look after. Looking to be a little hottie that would totally never cheat on her bf.. but what if theres a guy who im just ... getting weak thinking about. Could be an ex im not quite over, maybe his roomie who makes me feel so desired? or even worse.. his dad, his boss?

Really i want to be wrapped around your finger, and hope you dont mind pushing yours into me <3 Kink friendly, but mood should stay silly/giggly/naughty <3 Let me know what you think and what stuff you are into <3

xoxo

A few weeks ago, I did something I now see as really stupid. For several years, I had this fantasy about trying a gloryhole. I have talked about it here with other people, I have watched porn... It became one of those ideas that you replay over and over, detached from reality. Eventually, I found out there was a gloryhole in an adult cinema in my town. I told myself I would just go there out of curiosity, just to see it, and then leave. That was the plan. Unfortunately I didn't just see it... I did oral to a few men and had sex with 3 of them. With one of them unfortunately without protection. I was excited and horny, but I know that was a bit too much and that I got carried away. Now I’m trying to let the whole experience sink in. To process it. Reality is different than fantasy to be completely honest. Most people would think I am weird and probably be right.  I just wanted to say it and maybe talk about it.

I feel like such a horny little slut but I can't help it. The timeframe around ovulation makes me insane lol. Anyone want to chat.

Kinks: breeding, pregnancy, birth, BDSM, humiliation, degradation, public exposure, medical play, raceplay, uncut cock, and body writing/tattoos/piercings

Limits: scat, piss, anal, choking, and gore

It's late. I should sleep. I need to get to work tomorrow. But the day feels like it's not done yet. So what I'm looking for a is a conversation that gives me a reason to stay up late, to act a little irresponsible. That's not much to ask, is it? I'm open to talking about any topic, but my favorites are thoughtful discussions on sexual topics, sharing past experiences and maybe even secrets. I'm ideally looking for something long term, so don't feel like you need to exhaust all the topics tonight. Unlike my sexual interests, I like my conversations slow and steady.

Hi all, I've always had a fantasy regarding rough sex with a younger man who reports to me. We are in technical positions and he was in the military. He's also about 10 years my junior, odd for me!

I don't get bogged down in details (I tend to like to skip to the juicy part lol) but I'll discuss a bit more in private if you'd like.

I'm into throatfucking, huge tits & cocks, fisting, squirting, some watersports, aggression

My brain is really fuzzy since I’m suuuuper tipsy and high. The only thing I can think about is submitting to a strong man who wants to put me in my place. What’s my place as a woman? I think you might know ;). The best kinds of guys are the ones who force me to be what they want the most, not the kind that meet me where I am. If I could, I would have all choice stripped from me, and become a mean man’s pet.

Anyways, message me if you wanna talk about it ;p

Hey! 24 female here and I’m looking to have some fun conversations with people. I’m down to talk about anything and everything.

I’d love to chat to get a distraction from dating as I’m about to give tf up lmao. I’d prefer if we could get to know each other on more of a friendly level to see if things could progress into spicier topics but really I’m open to anything! Let’s rant to each other or talk about our interests..sexual or nonsexual!!

Lately I’ve been playing a lot of animal crossing new horizons, reading and lots of naps!

Sexually I’m into many things. I have a big praise kink, dom/sub dynamics, public play and impact play are some of my favorites.

Prob not the best idea given I'm a tipsy but I'm bored

So hey I'd rather not say my name here! I'm from Australia but I move a lot so expect all kind of weird time zones with me

I feeling playful and I'm looking for fun chats with fun people, and as someone who is some sort of control freaks, I'm curious to see if I can still keep things under control in my current state. So it's also some form of a fun challenge too

Important thing: I just want you to be direct and honest what with you're looking for! And if you just say hi or something too generic ("I'm looking to chat" or "I'm horny" waw really?), you'll probably not get an answer.

Hiya pervs,

Im really looking for an enabler. Someone who hears my fantasies, and tries to push me deeper into them. Less looking for someone who wants to sext directly, or who wants to do self insert in a rp. More someone to just talk fantasies and push each other. So obviously it helps if you are open minded, but im happy to respect limits and you should do too! You should be able to get your mind into different POV, but im also in the long term want to hear your fantasies and try to pleasure them <3 Now, finally, if you also often find that the way to sex in fantasies is as hot as the sex itself, im sure were a match <3

Dont be shy, say hi!

The more you try to stop it from happening, the faster it comes and the harder it hits. You know that anytime you get hard, your load just has to come out…and soon. There’s no stopping it, no matter where you are or what you’re doing. You’re gonna make a big involuntary mess in your pants and the harder you try to hold it in, the more urgently you feel it push to get out.

If that sounds familiar, tell me about your most recent accident ;)

Hi been single for a month now, im tired on playing myself all alone. Im looking for a night owl with high libido like me. Im down for long or short term fun, discreet fun is a must. I dont have time to go out and have some fun, but i love showing off to strangers. Much better if you're in my age or older.

me: 5’2, bored easy, loves reading, pink, country music and getting her 34G titties sucked and licked. also a big fan of cats, nerdy men, tall men, older men, history documentaries and intersectional feminism.
hates mag4ts, fuck ice, free palestine.

you: views women as people, not sexual objects. likes animals. will make the first move. sexually assertive without aggression. understands nuance. appreciates asians with massive titties.

Under 21s not permitted.

toodles!!

xoxo
Allie

My favorite are the guys who have hands free accidents in their pants. Big shuddering loads spurting hard right in their pants against their will. Just because they saw something, or hell, even just thought of something, and then it started. The inevitable climb towards a messy, hands free orgasm in their pants. Does the sentiment of “oh no, not again, not here, not in my PANTS!” make your cock twitch inside yours, or does it sound like a common refrain? 🥵 Hit me up :)

Hey y'all, as the title suggests, I'm looking for some guys, more on the nerdy side to chat or RP with! I've been playing a lot of Far Cry lately, so if you know anything about those, you've got double my attention ;).

I'd also be really interested in doing some kind of fandom RP, something like Star Wars, Helldivers, Minecraft, D&D, that kind of stuff! So hit me up if you're interested, I promise I don't bite!

Kinks:

Free use, breeding, risky sex, cock worship, limited CNC, Romantic sex, degrading, bondage, risky sex, incest, facials, being covered in cum in general, public sex, clothed sex

Limits:

Scat, Gore, vomit, oversized

I love boobs and I love touching my own too, but having them touched by others is such a turn on. I love flirting and dancing at the bar but I never wanna kiss or have sex cause I'm terrified of disease, but some groping is perfectly harmless. My ass gets groped enough while dancing but my boobs are so neglected, I wish I had the courage to straight up tell people they can touch them without needing to kiss or take them home.

Please do read my post before sending me a message, I don't reply to messages from people who clearly did not bother to read my post.

Hello! I am a 19 year old bisexual and poly woman from the Swedish Countryside, who enjoys reading, which I do quite a lot, especially Sapphic romance (actual romance, not erotica) novels, I enjoy writing songs and I play the drums in a rock band! I am also a bit tomboyish and quite enjoy manual labour. Apart from that I am quite engaged in LGBTQ+ communities and events.

In terms of looks I'm a bit taller and more muscular than the average girl. I have shoulder length hair and blue eyes. And I do often enjoy sporting a good flannel and sturdy cargo trousers or anything comfortable and practical!

On the sexual side of things, I am very service oriented and am about as far away from a "pillow princess" as you can be, not to say there is anything wrong with that, as I am very into pillow princesses/princes myself, as I am very into it when you just get to relax and let me do all the work to sexually serve you!

I think I may be a slightly submissive leaning switch, and I am into soft, gentle and clean stuff but I can sometimes be in the mood for something slightly rougher at times, though nothing extreme and I am open to most anything within reason.

On more specific things, I do have a bit of an impregnation kink, I am very group and public stuff, masturbation, and I really like oral stuff, being on top, ENF, and I like the thought of pleasuring, more than being pleasured. I am also very into all the cheesy and tacky romantical clichés!

As for limits, I'd say that includes, anything painful, humiliating or degrading. The exception here would be ENF and being exposed, as mentioned above! Anything involving bodily waste products, and obviously anything illegal are also limits!

Also as a side note in regards to orgasms; I can easily find them overwhelming in a negative way and very often "too much"! I can enjoy them occasionally and as a rare treat, but as said, only rarely. Meaning that the vast majority of the time, I play without getting off, and I assume that is how I'd want sex to be as well.. This is not a limit, but it is something to keep in mind! If you are someone whose main satisfaction comes from getting women off, we might not be compatible!

As for who I am looking to talk to, I don't really care much about age or gender identity, as long as you are above 18 of course. All I ask for is that you are kind, respectful and LGBTQ+ friendly. I also want someone I can connect with and get to know! I wanna be able to talk about everything from mundane everyday stuff, to hobbies and interests, but I also want someone who doesn't shy away from explicit sexual topics! If you are also Swedish, that is a bonus but not at all a requirement!

If this sounds interesting to any of you, then please feel free to message me! I do priorities replying to messages which include some substance, simple messages such as just a "hi", ones that give the impression to just be copy-pasted mass sends, or messages that give a clear impression that they've not read my post will be overlooked.

Lying in bed starving for dick. Haven’t had sex in over a month, and it’s been 3 weeks since I used a toy.

I’m desperately wanting a rough hard fuck but it isn’t possible. Hoping someone reads this who is happy to supply what I need to get myself off.

I love being a sub, so anyone who wants to be my daddy please let me know xx

I am 34 years old, studying for a Master's in Europe. Staying in a dorm.

My next-door neighbour is a cute black guy, 21 years old. He is nice, funny, and gentlemanly. But a few times I have heard him, through the wall, having sex with girls. He seems to be rough with them, but girls always leave happy. Different girl every time, so I don't think he is in a relationship, just casual fun.

Sometimes I fantasize about being his personal cocksucker. Just having a guy, 13 years younger than me, using my mouth as his personal fleshlight whenever he wishes to is super hot.

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I don't know why, but everytime i finish playing sports or after a workout, i get so pent up, maybe from the sweat, or the heavy energy i used. But I'd always get kinda arouse. Anyone else feels the same way?

This is for men who are into taboo kinks and are super pervy. If you're not one of them, please avoid.

So, have you ever thought of a situation where you're around a female and she subconsciously, without full attention, starts stroking you? Or maybe you're around someone and you just jerk off there, right next to, or behind them and they don't even notice because they're too busy or lost?

That's something that I am randomly finding hot. Don't question me why, lol, coz there's no reason. Randomly it came to my mind and now I'm horny for it haha.

So, if you are into the same thing, text me. In your first message, include your age, gender and why you like this kink, and maybe who would you want this with (if there's someone specific in your life you'd wanna do this with).

I hate oral and penetration on me. I don't like to orgasm. My sole pleasure is making men cum. There's no reason behind this. So don't try to decipher the mystery haha.

Alsoooo, if you're into very tight slick back hair, or updos on women, I wanna talk to you. If you like to cum in nice hairstyles, I'd love to talk to you.

My other kinks are in my previous posts. Also, today, I'm looking to push boundaries and go beyond traditional kinks. So if you're into the kind of kinks that'll scare most away, do message me.

I won't be replying to messages like hi, hey, how's your night/morning going, did you find anyone to talk to, "I have a story - reply if you wanna know", etc.

Have a great orgasm 😉