What are some your worst hook up stories?
I ll go first.
Had been talking to a girl for few months on and off. Wasn't the type i usually go for but I was in a low period and we eventually decided to hook up after a couple dates.
Booked a decent hotel, showed up on time. My first annoyance was she didn't made me wait for an hour and it annoyed me. Then she proceeds to drink and smoke up immediately gets stoned, note all this time there has been nothing happening between us just sitting and not even talking.
This is where it starts going downhill fast. She puts on TV, puts news on in a language she cannot understand and starts laughing. Full blown manic laugh the scary kind. Mind you by this time I have tried initiating a few times and turned down so I didn't anymore and waited for her to initiate.
She eventually does by way of jumping between my legs and blow me. Now it's obviously something i enjoy but boy oh boy, this girl is blowing less and biting my dick more. I don't mean the cute lil nibble women do, I am talking proper bites. I damn near kicked her head off. Sigh.
Now hear me out, I like a lil bush like any man. But God damn she had amazon rainforest down there, I had zero intention to do anything at that point. But she somehow took my hand and stuck it between her thighs and pretty much crushed my hand as she got off.
I could not get out of there sooner, i literally made an excuse of some urgent work and said I need to go. The annoyance was visible on my face. This girl had the audacity to text me later she had fun. I responded, at least one of us did.
Sigh had to get that out a while.